1. Blonde Puzzle
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."
2. Bush and Cheney Lunch
Bush and Cheney are at a restaurant for lunch. The waitress comes over and asks what they will be having.
Bush says, "I'll have a quickie."
The waitress steps back in disgust and says, "Mr. President, I thought that kind of piggish behavior went out with the last administration!"
She storms off and Dubya looks confused. Cheney shakes his head at the president and says, "George, it's pronounced QUICHE."
3. Bishop And The Ass
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third!
The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS. The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00.
The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains, and let it go. Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day.
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:rofl: Thanks, those were great! ;D
And hey, KB -- rainey said those jokes were for ME! Eyes off, bub! :P
+ for KB and Braddogg! Braddogg learn how to share! ;D I'm glad I made you laugh.
Quote from: raineyrocks on October 10, 2007, 04:24 PM NHFT
1. Blonde Puzzle
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."
I don't get it.
:dontknow:
And quit making fun of blondes.
I can't spell B-M-W but I drive a Porsche! ... cause I'm a blonde, B-L-O-N-D!
'From two to four years' is a indication of the age range the puzzle, or toy is suitable. >:D
Quote from: TylerM on October 12, 2007, 08:38 AM NHFT
'From two to four years' is a indication of the age range the puzzle, or toy is suitable. >:D
I was joking. I'm blonde. Get it? ...sigh ;D
Quote from: dalebert on October 12, 2007, 09:13 AM NHFT
Quote from: TylerM on October 12, 2007, 08:38 AM NHFT
'From two to four years' is a indication of the age range the puzzle, or toy is suitable. >:D
I was joking. I'm blonde. Get it? ...sigh ;D
Tyler must be, too :)
Quote from: Braddogg on October 12, 2007, 01:15 PM NHFT
Quote from: dalebert on October 12, 2007, 09:13 AM NHFT
Quote from: TylerM on October 12, 2007, 08:38 AM NHFT
'From two to four years' is a indication of the age range the puzzle, or toy is suitable. >:D
I was joking. I'm blonde. Get it? ...sigh ;D
Tyler must be, too :)
:biglaugh: