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New Hampshire Underground => General Discussion => Topic started by: kola on December 12, 2007, 09:39 PM NHFT

Title: Fart Facts
Post by: kola on December 12, 2007, 09:39 PM NHFT
I thought this was informative...and funny.

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

Kola
Title: Re: Fart Facts
Post by: dalebert on December 12, 2007, 09:56 PM NHFT
QuoteContrary to a popular misconception, fart noise is not generated by the flapping of the butt cheeks. You can see proof of this in the close-up video footage of Carl Plant's fart on  Mate-in-a-State.

Well darn. The video appears to no longer be available.
Title: Re: Fart Facts
Post by: kola on December 12, 2007, 10:17 PM NHFT
maybe we can get a volunteer (actor/actress) to reproduce the footage?

...Dada could film it and do a Ridley Report on it.

KOla  8)
Title: Re: Fart Facts
Post by: Kat Kanning on December 13, 2007, 08:10 PM NHFT
You can get Jim and Russell as Air Flow Consultants.
Title: Re: Fart Facts
Post by: kola on December 13, 2007, 08:13 PM NHFT
OMG..LOL!

and we will definately need a "sniff" consultant.

I was high when I posted this..I do not know how I googled onto the topic of "farts".


Kola
Title: Re: Fart Facts
Post by: Kat Kanning on December 13, 2007, 08:14 PM NHFT
Rocky mountain high?
Title: Re: Fart Facts
Post by: David on December 13, 2007, 08:23 PM NHFT
Quote from: Kat Kanning on December 13, 2007, 08:14 PM NHFT
Rocky mountain high?
Nah.  Thin mountain air. 
Title: Re: Fart Facts
Post by: Jim Johnson on December 13, 2007, 08:25 PM NHFT
Quote from: Kat Kanning on December 13, 2007, 08:10 PM NHFT
You can get Jim and Russell as Air Flow Consultants.

Air Flow is an art....dibs on up wind. 
Title: Re: Fart Facts
Post by: kola on December 14, 2007, 04:45 PM NHFT
We can also do some airflow checks on whales and their "blowholes"


Kola, Marine Biologist