Ford F150 Now With Under Hood Pit Bull Option (http://jalopnik.com/388494/ford-f150-now-with-under-hood-pit-bull-option)
(See link for CNN video)
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A pit bull gets stuck in an engine. How the hell does that happen? Do pit bulls have magical teleportation powers? In any case, since the 60 lb Pit managed to find an elder F150 with the straight six, the challenge to get in there would be less than a new one, but getting out rather than in was the problem. Since the dog was stuck and bored, he did what dogs do — chew on stuff. As a result the trucks unfortunate, but comically gifted Walter Witthoeft, now has a truck which needs a good deal of rewiring.
unrelated, but since it was in the news a few weeks ago. I saw the first truck balls since leaving the Politicians republic of ohio today. ;D
Next best thing to a trunk monkey.