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Title: Odd jobs for younger guys
Post by: dalebert on January 28, 2009, 02:18 PM NHFT
I know some of you younger guys have been having a hard time finding work and making ends meet in this sluggish economy so I just thought I'd work some of my connections on your behalf. So uh... are you getting desperate enough yet? They're coming into Springfield, MA soon according to a Facebook event (http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=68595566912).

(http://profile.ak.facebook.com/object3/137/17/n68595566912_5238.jpg) (http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=68595566912)

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Title: Re: Odd jobs for younger guys
Post by: dalebert on January 28, 2009, 02:27 PM NHFT
Oh, and if you happen to demonstrate some aptitude on some of these odd jobs, don't forget that the houseboy position remains unfilled. I'll be taking applications and conducting "interviews" right away and the position begins once the new house has been fixed up to a livable condition. Includes room and board and regular massages, some occasional fringe benefits like dinners and movies out, in return for some yard work and "odd jobs" around the house. *ahem*
You will have to share a room, I'm afraid.

I do not discriminate on the basis of sexual orientation, but the job requirements are consistent for all applicants. To the homosexually challenged, that means yes, you still have to put out but you don't have to like it.  >:D There is also no discrimination on the basis of race or resident status.

Job requirements:
Age of consent per NH law
Experience not required. On the job training will be available.
Title: Re: Odd jobs for younger guys
Post by: Fluff and Stuff on January 28, 2009, 02:39 PM NHFT
Quote from: dalebert on January 28, 2009, 02:27 PM NHFT
I do not discriminate on the basis of sexual orientation, but the job requirements are consistent for all applicants. To the homosexually challenged, that means yes, you still have to put out but you don't have to like it.  >:D There is also no discrimination on the basis of race or resident status.

Job requirements:
Age of consent per NH law
Experience not required. On the job training will be available.


You have to let women do it also.  Even Hooters let men work.
Title: Re: Odd jobs for younger guys
Post by: dalebert on January 28, 2009, 02:46 PM NHFT
Quote from: Radical and Stuff on January 28, 2009, 02:39 PM NHFT
You have to let women do it also.  Even Hooters let men work.

I think you need to re-check that story. Hooters won on the basis that the position was like an acting role where gender was considered a legitimate factor based on the job requirements.
Title: Re: Odd jobs for younger guys
Post by: Puke on January 28, 2009, 03:47 PM NHFT
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Title: Re: Odd jobs for younger guys
Post by: Fluff and Stuff on January 28, 2009, 03:49 PM NHFT
Quote from: dalebert on January 28, 2009, 02:46 PM NHFT
Quote from: Radical and Stuff on January 28, 2009, 02:39 PM NHFT
You have to let women do it also.  Even Hooters let men work.

I think you need to re-check that story. Hooters won on the basis that the position was like an acting role where gender was considered a legitimate factor based on the job requirements.


Oh, thank you.  So is this job of yours an acting role too?
Title: Re: Odd jobs for younger guys
Post by: dalebert on January 28, 2009, 04:22 PM NHFT
Quote from: Radical and Stuff on January 28, 2009, 03:49 PM NHFT
Oh, thank you.  So is this job of yours job an acting role too?

Yeah, because even if you don't like it, it kinda helps if you can act like you do.

Oh, and you get brownie points for responding to the job offer so promptly, Keith. That demonstrates punctuality.  ;D
Title: Re: Odd jobs for younger guys
Post by: dalebert on February 06, 2009, 01:36 PM NHFT
I think I've discovered a new method for finding your rating on the Kinsey Scale (http://www.kinseyinstitute.org/resources/ak-hhscale.html). One method I'd heard of before was how many beers you have to drink before you'll engage in certain acts with someone of the same gender. My new one is how desperate you have to be for a job before you'll apply for the houseboy position. If you'll quit your job at the grocery store because the houseboy position sounds cushier and you really like a good massage, then you're around a 5 or a 6. If you have to be living on the street and addicted to heroine first, then you're probably a 0. If you've been looking for work in a sluggish economy for several months and don't want the humiliation of having to move back in with the parents, and you figure "it's just temporary", then you're probably somewhere in the middle.  >:D
Title: Re: Odd jobs for younger guys
Post by: K. Darien Freeheart on February 06, 2009, 02:20 PM NHFT
That's an amusing rating scale.
Title: Re: Odd jobs for younger guys
Post by: FTL_Ian on February 06, 2009, 03:54 PM NHFT
Quote from: dalebert on January 28, 2009, 02:18 PM NHFT
I know some of you younger guys have been having a hard time finding work and making ends meet in this sluggish economy so I just thought I'd work some of my connections on your behalf. So uh... are you getting desperate enough yet? They're coming into Springfield, MA soon according to a Facebook event (http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=68595566912).

(http://profile.ak.facebook.com/object3/137/17/n68595566912_5238.jpg) (http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=68595566912)

(http://www.brokestraightboys.com/images/gayporn/welcome.jpg) (http://brokestraightboys.com/)


Hilarious!   :D
Title: Re: Odd jobs for younger guys
Post by: 41mag on February 06, 2009, 07:46 PM NHFT
Opened this thread without noticing which forum it was posted to.   :(

I guess I'm not that desperate yet.
Title: Re: Odd jobs for younger guys
Post by: ColdSoul on February 06, 2009, 09:54 PM NHFT
Quote from: 41mag on February 06, 2009, 07:46 PM NHFT
Opened this thread without noticing which forum it was posted to.   :(

I guess I'm not that desperate yet.

You and me both buddy, would go back to california first. I wish there was a way to ignore threads, because I have looked for a way and I can't seem to find it if there is one.
Title: Re: Odd jobs for younger guys
Post by: dalebert on February 06, 2009, 11:37 PM NHFT
Quote from: ColdSoul on February 06, 2009, 09:54 PM NHFT
I wish there was a way to ignore threads, because I have looked for a way and I can't seem to find it if there is one.

The whole reason this section exists is because you can ignore sections. I think we should have a political section for the same reason. You don't give people a place to crap and you end up with crap scattered all over the place.
Title: Re: Odd jobs for younger guys
Post by: Jim Johnson on February 07, 2009, 12:13 AM NHFT
During the Dark Ages and even up until recent times people would piss and crap in the streets and wait for the rains to carry it away.
While it rained they hid in their houses because it was wrong to remove the natural things that God had made.



i don't know... it seemed appropriate
Title: Re: Odd jobs for younger guys
Post by: dalebert on February 07, 2009, 12:46 AM NHFT
Quote from: Facilitator to the Icon on February 07, 2009, 12:13 AM NHFT
During the Dark Ages and even up until recent times people would piss and crap in the streets and wait for the rains to carry it away.

Well did they at least do it kind of off to the side near the curb? I guess horses were doing it anyway and it probably caused the human waste to pale in comparison.
Title: Re: Odd jobs for younger guys
Post by: Fluff and Stuff on February 07, 2009, 07:20 AM NHFT
People still piss in the street, the bush, near the tree and out their back door.  At least some people do  :blush:
Title: Re: Odd jobs for younger guys
Post by: cxxguy on February 24, 2009, 11:07 PM NHFT
Quote from: Radical and Stuff on February 07, 2009, 07:20 AM NHFT
People still piss in the street, the bush, near the tree and out their back door.  At least some people do  :blush:

I'd like to piss on Bush, and that's not even one of my favorite kinks.
Title: Re: Odd jobs for younger guys
Post by: Lloyd Danforth on February 25, 2009, 06:52 AM NHFT
If it is just the one 'Bush' its not a 'Kink'. Its a public service.
Title: Re: Odd jobs for younger guys
Post by: Keyser Soce on March 12, 2009, 03:02 PM NHFT
For those who aren't "that" desperate.

http://nh.craigslist.org/adg/1071004595.html
Title: Re: Odd jobs for younger guys
Post by: dalebert on April 05, 2009, 08:34 PM NHFT
See, you guys? Plenty of guys are doing it so it can't be that bad.  >:D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQensCD7xcE

The rest of the show:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQensCD7xcE&feature=PlayList&p=410130AD34B9BCFE&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=6
Title: Re: Odd jobs for younger guys
Post by: David on April 06, 2009, 09:46 AM NHFT
Funny Dale. 
I think hes' lying.  He is either bi-curious, or he gets tuned on by the physical stimulation and is ashamed and doesn't want to admit it.   :blush:
Title: Re: Odd jobs for younger guys
Post by: dalebert on April 06, 2009, 10:05 AM NHFT
Quote from: David on April 06, 2009, 09:46 AM NHFT
Funny Dale. 
I think hes' lying.  He is either bi-curious, or he gets tuned on by the physical stimulation and is ashamed and doesn't want to admit it.   :blush:

Honestly, I think that first actor (I use the term loosely) would be better described as str8 for marketing rather than gay for pay. It probably helps his image to be perceived as str8. I wonder if he really has a fiance and 3 and a half kids. He probably doesn't expect anyone to actually investigate that. I noticed he made a point of dropping his stage name, which I of course immediately did a search on.  >:D I'm sure LOTS of other curious gay guys did exactly the same and it helps his movies and his branding. Porn stars develop reps just like any other celebrity and it helps raise their value on the market. You have to be a big name to make money on porn, even in the gay porn industry, even though it's true that gay porn pays better than str8 porn for guys. Most porn stars use the porn to increase their desirability for things like private dancing gigs and prostitution.

If you're wondering how I know all of this, it's because I helped a film-maker with his work on a documentary about men in the sex industry. I helped with the technical side (lighting, camera work, etc.) when he was interviewing people and some of it I just learned at dinner table conversations with him and such. For what it's worth, he's mostly working on less racy films but he was looking for a money-maker and he learned over the grapevine how much sex sells.