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Endless Debate and Whining => Endless Debate and Whining => TMI => Topic started by: dalebert on March 04, 2009, 05:37 PM NHFT

Title: PiMP my Ass-kissing
Post by: dalebert on March 04, 2009, 05:37 PM NHFT
We were lectured just after the vote today, just after there was a very brief lapse in the reverence for the ceremonies for a round of booing, that the proper way to deal with defeat such as this is not to make noise but rather to write to our representatives and vote.

So I was just thinking we can have a practice session of ass-kissing and groveling for freedom from our overlords because we obviously suck at it. The idea is to kindly ask for some more freedom in a quiet and respectful manner, paying close attention not to disrupt the ceremonies. Beg other people to vote with you and then go quietly into that secret little booth and close the curtain and punch a little hole into a little piece of cardboard and drop it into the box of anonymity and then go home and shut the fuck up. Then hope that you aren't outnumbered because we all know that having the biggest gang is the way to determine who is actually right, particularly on matters of deciding how violence should be used against innocent people.

Who's up for a PiMP my Ass-kissing practice session?
Title: Re: PiMP my Ass-kissing
Post by: Pat K on March 04, 2009, 05:48 PM NHFT
Oh now your just being sarcastic.

You should put that energy into a nice
letter to your rep.
Title: Re: PiMP my Ass-kissing
Post by: Moebius Tripp on March 04, 2009, 05:56 PM NHFT
"Oliverbert" the boy who dares to beg for more...
Title: Re: PiMP my Ass-kissing
Post by: Fluff and Stuff on March 04, 2009, 06:10 PM NHFT
This is part of the Don Gorman School of Politics.
Title: Re: PiMP my Ass-kissing
Post by: Free libertarian on March 04, 2009, 09:57 PM NHFT
Quote from: dalebert on March 04, 2009, 05:37 PM NHFT
We were lectured just after the vote today, just after there was a very brief lapse in the reverence for the ceremonies for a round of booing, that the proper way to deal with defeat such as this is not to make noise but rather to write to our representatives and vote.

So I was just thinking we can have a practice session of ass-kissing and groveling for freedom from our overlords because we obviously suck at it. The idea is to kindly ask for some more freedom in a quiet and respectful manner, paying close attention not to disrupt the ceremonies. Beg other people to vote with you and then go quietly into that secret little booth and close the curtain and punch a little hole into a little piece of cardboard and drop it into the box of anonymity and then go home and shut the fuck up. Then hope that you aren't outnumbered because we all know that having the biggest gang is the way to determine who is actually right, particularly on matters of deciding how violence should be used against innocent people.

Who's up for a PiMP my Ass-kissing practice session?


Okay I'm in...but only if I get to be the cop!  ;D
Title: Re: PiMP my Ass-kissing
Post by: Russell Kanning on March 04, 2009, 11:29 PM NHFT
you don't have to just vote .... you can run for state rep :)
Title: Re: PiMP my Ass-kissing
Post by: Pat K on March 05, 2009, 12:23 AM NHFT
Oh I would not wish that on Dale.

Although, doodle's from the house of reps,
would be awesome, I'M sure.
Title: Re: PiMP my Ass-kissing
Post by: Becky Thatcher on March 05, 2009, 08:05 AM NHFT
I'm definitely up for a PiMP my Ass-kissing session... Tom thinks I could use it!   ;D
Title: Re: PiMP my Ass-kissing
Post by: Ryan McGuire on March 05, 2009, 09:38 AM NHFT
So we're pimping Dale's ass? Ok, but only if you shout "uncle! uncle!" while doing it.
Title: Re: PiMP my Ass-kissing
Post by: rowland on March 05, 2009, 10:09 AM NHFT
Quote from: dalebert on March 04, 2009, 05:37 PM NHFT
We were lectured just after the vote today, just after there was a very brief lapse in the reverence for the ceremonies for a round of booing, that the proper way to deal with defeat such as this is not to make noise but rather to write to our representatives and vote.

Why not do all of the above?
Title: Re: PiMP my Ass-kissing
Post by: Jim Johnson on March 05, 2009, 10:14 AM NHFT
Is there a perquisite Boot Licking Course... I know there is an eye exam... cause the difference between a brown nosier and an ass kisser is just depth perception. 
Title: Re: PiMP my Ass-kissing
Post by: dalebert on March 05, 2009, 10:16 AM NHFT
Quote from: rowland on March 05, 2009, 10:09 AM NHFT
Why not do all of the above?

Because I'd be wasting precious time that could be used for other things, things that have more benefit in return for the time and effort expended. You know, like picking the lint out of your belly button or filing down scabs so they don't catch on edges and get pulled off painfully.
Title: Re: PiMP my Ass-kissing
Post by: Sam A. Robrin on March 05, 2009, 10:18 AM NHFT
A modern version of scissors/rock/paper:  Fist punches face, face kisses ass, ass encloses fist . . .
Title: Re: PiMP my Ass-kissing
Post by: Mike Barskey on March 05, 2009, 10:35 AM NHFT
Quote from: dalebert on March 04, 2009, 05:37 PM NHFT
We were lectured just after the vote today, just after there was a very brief lapse in the reverence for the ceremonies for a round of booing, that the proper way to deal with defeat such as this is not to make noise but rather to write to our representatives and vote.

So I was just thinking we can have a practice session of ass-kissing and groveling for freedom from our overlords because we obviously suck at it. The idea is to kindly ask for some more freedom in a quiet and respectful manner, paying close attention not to disrupt the ceremonies. Beg other people to vote with you and then go quietly into that secret little booth and close the curtain and punch a little hole into a little piece of cardboard and drop it into the box of anonymity and then go home and shut the fuck up. Then hope that you aren't outnumbered because we all know that having the biggest gang is the way to determine who is actually right, particularly on matters of deciding how violence should be used against innocent people.

More brilliance.
Title: Re: PiMP my Ass-kissing
Post by: Mike Barskey on March 05, 2009, 11:48 AM NHFT
Quote from: Sam A. Robrin on March 05, 2009, 10:18 AM NHFT
...ass encloses fist . . .

"Take it, little piggy!"
Title: Re: PiMP my Ass-kissing
Post by: Pat K on March 06, 2009, 01:09 AM NHFT
Man you better hurry up and have this class.

Looking at the other boards, it is desperately
needed, or all is lost for the rest of the legislative
session.

It seems the folk have real bad karma with
the Reps and the Reps are very jumpy .

If you should startle  them again or hurt their feelings
all will be lost. 

Dale it is up to you!

So put those baking pans down and get to it.
Title: Re: PiMP my Ass-kissing
Post by: dalebert on March 07, 2009, 07:54 AM NHFT
In place of those empowering fire-walking sessions where you walk across hot coals, we will be having an eggshell walking session where you learn to walk very carefully across some eggshells so as not to crack any.
Title: Re: PiMP my Ass-kissing
Post by: thinkliberty on March 07, 2009, 12:23 PM NHFT
Maybe we could make a handout that covers every topic that we can mail those reps for every bill.

Something like this:

handout for statists:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX1uPaTf2BA
Title: Re: PiMP my Ass-kissing
Post by: Pat K on March 07, 2009, 03:27 PM NHFT
Quote from: dalebert on March 07, 2009, 07:54 AM NHFT
In place of those empowering fire-walking sessions where you walk across hot coals, we will be having an eggshell walking session where you learn to walk very carefully across some eggshells so as not to crack any.


;D 8)
Title: Re: PiMP my Ass-kissing
Post by: Sam A. Robrin on March 08, 2009, 01:30 PM NHFT
Quote from: dalebert on March 07, 2009, 07:54 AM NHFT
In place of those empowering fire-walking sessions where you walk across hot coals, we will be having an eggshell walking session where you learn to walk very carefully across some eggshells so as not to crack any.

Unfortunately, under the eggshells are some very tough nuts . . .
Title: Re: PiMP my Ass-kissing
Post by: J’raxis 270145 on March 08, 2009, 08:40 PM NHFT
Quote from: dalebert on March 05, 2009, 10:16 AM NHFT
Quote from: rowland on March 05, 2009, 10:09 AM NHFT
Why not do all of the above?

Because I'd be wasting precious time that could be used for other things, things that have more benefit in return for the time and effort expended.

Like starting threads complaining about how political activists do things? ::)
Title: Re: PiMP my Ass-kissing
Post by: Russell Kanning on March 13, 2009, 07:24 AM NHFT
Dale is doing penance for his past political sins ;)
Title: Re: PiMP my Ass-kissing
Post by: dalebert on March 13, 2009, 11:35 AM NHFT
Quote from: J'raxis 270145 on March 08, 2009, 08:40 PM NHFT
Like starting threads complaining about how political activists do things? ::)

The thread was inspired by a Libertarian party activist at the state house who lectured people over how they were doing things wrong and how they should just go vote in November.