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Title: If you HATE Twilight,
Post by: dalebert on April 05, 2009, 10:07 AM NHFT
then you might just love I <3 Vampires[/i]]I <3 Vampires (http://[i). It's an online series spoofing... well it's spoofing something and I don't want to presume anything but take a guess. It's starts off with a couple of teeny-boppers who are obsessive fans of a cheesy teenage vampire book series. Viewers get to make suggestions for what happens next so you can actually make fun of Twilight and your idea might actually become the next episode. How deliciously evil is that?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhHgiwdYZj8
Title: Re: If you HATE Twilight,
Post by: Fluff and Stuff on April 05, 2009, 04:15 PM NHFT
But Twilight was fantastic.
Title: Re: If you HATE Twilight,
Post by: Jared on April 05, 2009, 04:43 PM NHFT
the book isn't bad, but the movie was one of the worst peices of crap i have ever seen.
Title: Re: If you HATE Twilight,
Post by: Vitruvian on April 05, 2009, 05:43 PM NHFT
I read this (http://www.cracked.com/article_16878_if-twilight-was-10-time-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html) instead.  Also, it so happens that Stephanie Meyer is a Mormon (http://stopallmonsters.blogspot.com/2008/11/time-to-boycott-twilight-its-mormon.html), and filled Twilight with references to Mormon beliefs.  I intend never to read this book.
Title: Re: If you HATE Twilight,
Post by: dalebert on April 05, 2009, 10:56 PM NHFT
Quote from: Vitruvian on April 05, 2009, 05:43 PM NHFT
I read this (http://www.cracked.com/article_16878_if-twilight-was-10-time-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html) instead.

Awesome! That linked me to this article (http://www.cracked.com/article_17097_5-most-unintentionally-gay-horror-movies.html) about the 5 most unintentionally gay horror movies.
Title: Re: If you HATE Twilight,
Post by: Kat Kanning on April 06, 2009, 06:32 AM NHFT
Don't let Kira see this thread  :o  She LOVES Twilight.
Title: Re: If you HATE Twilight,
Post by: dalebert on April 06, 2009, 10:07 AM NHFT
Quote from: Kat Kanning on April 06, 2009, 06:32 AM NHFT
Don't let Kira see this thread  :o  She LOVES Twilight.

Actually, Kira may enjoy the show too. It's not that many episodes in so maybe she can change the direction of the plot. :)
Title: Re: If you HATE Twilight,
Post by: David on April 07, 2009, 10:05 AM NHFT
The previews of Twilight looked pretty good, how can it be that bad?  Fyi, I almost never actually go to the theater, I don't know what the Keene cinema looks like.   :blush: 
Title: Re: If you HATE Twilight,
Post by: Fluff and Stuff on April 07, 2009, 11:44 AM NHFT
Quote from: Kat Kanning on April 06, 2009, 06:32 AM NHFT
Don't let Kira see this thread  :o  She LOVES Twilight.

It's nice to know that Kira has good taste.  Of course, it's no shock to know that she has better taste than Dale.
Title: Re: If you HATE Twilight,
Post by: dalebert on April 08, 2009, 05:42 PM NHFT
Quote from: Radical and Stuff on April 07, 2009, 11:44 AM NHFT
Quote from: Kat Kanning on April 06, 2009, 06:32 AM NHFT
Don't let Kira see this thread  :o  She LOVES Twilight.

It's nice to know that Kira has good taste.  Of course, it's no shock to know that she has better taste than Dale.

So you're saying you also liked the movie that apparently everyone except teenage girls hates? Hmm... what does that say?  >:D
Title: Re: If you HATE Twilight,
Post by: Dave Ridley on April 08, 2009, 05:50 PM NHFT
the trailer looked pretty good

kira has better taste than some give her credit for...
Title: Re: If you HATE Twilight,
Post by: Kat Kanning on April 08, 2009, 06:10 PM NHFT
I don't think she's seen the movie yet.  She's reading the books.
Title: Re: If you HATE Twilight,
Post by: Fluff and Stuff on April 08, 2009, 10:37 PM NHFT
Quote from: dalebert on April 08, 2009, 05:42 PM NHFT
Quote from: Radical and Stuff on April 07, 2009, 11:44 AM NHFT
Quote from: Kat Kanning on April 06, 2009, 06:32 AM NHFT
Don't let Kira see this thread  :o  She LOVES Twilight.

It's nice to know that Kira has good taste.  Of course, it's no shock to know that she has better taste than Dale.

So you're saying you also liked the movie that apparently everyone except teenage girls hates? Hmm... what does that say?  >:D

I don't know what you are talking about.  The movie made almost 400 million at the box office and is the top rental in the US.  Clearly the movie is very popular. 

I thought it was a nice take on vampire movies.  I love Blade but a lot of vampire movies are not drastically different from each other and I get tired of that.  I find the same thing to be true of zombie movies.  Anyway, Twilight was really different from most vampire movies and I liked that.  I'll looking forward to the second movie.
Title: Re: If you HATE Twilight,
Post by: Discipula on April 09, 2009, 02:53 AM NHFT
Quote from: Radical and Stuff on April 08, 2009, 10:37 PM NHFT
Anyway, Twilight was really different from most vampire movies and I liked that.

Reminded me of this

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OurVampiresAreDifferent
Title: Re: If you HATE Twilight,
Post by: dalebert on April 09, 2009, 01:59 PM NHFT
I love College Humor. Warning: This is a bit riske, borderline TMI section, but it just fits this thread so well.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t76YW7cTaHw
Title: Re: If you HATE Twilight,
Post by: Friday on April 12, 2009, 12:10 PM NHFT
Quote from: Radical and Stuff on April 08, 2009, 10:37 PM NHFT
I thought it was a nice take on vampire movies.  I love Blade but a lot of vampire movies are not drastically different from each other and I get tired of that.  I find the same thing to be true of zombie movies.  Anyway, Twilight was really different from most vampire movies and I liked that. 
Me too. I liked it a lot.  Kristen Stewart is awesome; I think she's going to be the Jodie Foster of her generation.
Title: Re: If you HATE Twilight,
Post by: Fluff and Stuff on April 12, 2009, 10:28 PM NHFT
SPOILER ALTER.  Skip this message if you haven't seen the movie.











I really liked how the Vampires - although illegal, were still generally good.  Although, there were also bad Vampires.  And how the cop tried to do the right thing but the people couldn't go to him with them problem because they knew he didn't know how to do the right thing.  Also, how the doctor practiced illegal medicine because it was the right thing to do.  I really good outside the system message.  I definitely consider the movie pro-freedom.
Title: Re: If you HATE Twilight,
Post by: dalebert on April 12, 2009, 11:37 PM NHFT
OK, that explains it. Keith is talking about some other vampire movie and either doesn't realize it or is yanking our chains.