A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit
jump out across the
middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the
rabbit jumps right
in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and
gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and
he is DEAD.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a
man crying on the
side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the
car and asks the
man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains, "I
accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with
my car and KILLED HIM."
The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs
to her car and pulls out a
spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter
Bunny, bends down,
and sprays the contents onto him.
The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of
them and hops off
down the road. Ten feet away he stops, turns around and
waves again, he
hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops
another ten
feet, turns and waves, a and repeats this again and again
and again and
again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and
demands, "What is in
that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny
?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read
the label. It
says..
(Are you ready for this?)
(Are you sure?)
(You know you're gonna be sorry)
(Last chance)
*(OK, here it is)
*It says,
*"Hair Spray"
*Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent
wave."
Happy Easter!!!
Sam Robrin's gonna love that one.
(http://www.doei.org/misc/Easter_is_cancelled.jpg)
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(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/3/24/wecanhaschok128508566340625000.jpg)
I have seen that video 4 or 5 times, I love it every time. ;D