Sorry. It's hard to think of a good name for this particular crisis, the kind we sometimes experience in the search for a place to go when we have to go.
So earlier today I attended my first Quaker meeting. I could talk about my spiritual experience there, but I've decided instead to talk about finding a place to pee. Don't judge me!
Keith pointed me in the right direction as soon as we arrived and off I went, my hopes of finding a suitable spot to pee still quite intact. It was further than I thought so I went back and forth a couple times and opened some odd doors wondering if I'd missed it but eventually I found it. It was like freaky dark in there and I couldn't find a light switch. I mean it was PITCH BLACK. It was pretty dark in the hallway outside as well so no light was getting in. I was literally looking for a switch for like 10 minutes. Eventually I managed to find a light switch for the hallway/room nearby and click that on and even then it only let a tiny bit of light into the restroom. I could just make out outlines of things and I even had to feel around a little to make sure it really was a urinal in front me and not a sink or something else. Eventually I built up the nerve to do my best to aim into that urinal in the dark and do my business. I was almost sent into a panic attack because it was so much like anxiety dreams I have when I go to bed after drinking too close to bedtime and have to pee. I end up dreaming that I'm looking for a restroom or a place to pee in private and can't find it. Sometimes I start peeing and then realize I'm peeing into something that's not appropriate. Then I pee for a while but it seems like I'm getting no relief and just keep peeing and peeing and peeing until I wake up. No, I've never actually wet my bed from these dreams. Go figure. I guess what makes it so freaky is that my dreams can be extremely realistic sometimes and I find myself wondering if I'm dreaming, so I was in this scenario feeling like I was losing touch with reality or something. Am I dreaming or is this real life? It was very surreal after walking down that long windy hallway and then the restroom had no light switch. Is there even a real life or is it all just a dream within a dream within a dream, and does it ever end? Ever since my bad salvia trip (http://anarchyinyourhead.com/2009/05/08/bubble-salvia-trip/), sometimes I start thinking like that and it really freaks me out.
But anyway, I peed and rinsed my hands and managed to flounder around and find paper towels and finally got back to the meeting. Fortunately, reality did not to collapse in upon itself... this day.
I'd like to hear your spiritual experience if you care to share it.
Quote from: thinkliberty on August 09, 2009, 03:30 PM NHFT
I'd like to hear your spiritual experience if you care to share it.
Uh! You're trolling the urinary adventures thread with spiritual diversions!
Quote from: thinkliberty on August 09, 2009, 03:30 PM NHFT
I'd like to hear your spiritual experience if you care to share it.
In true Quaker fashion, he was seeking ways to bring out the piss within him . . .
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Hey, NoobK, 13GB.com does not allow hotlinking, thanks.
;D
oh well.
;D
Quote from: dalebert on August 09, 2009, 03:45 PM NHFT
Quote from: thinkliberty on August 09, 2009, 03:30 PM NHFT
I'd like to hear your spiritual experience if you care to share it.
Uh! You're trolling the urinary adventures thread with spiritual diversions!
Well I've heard about holy shit, but never a holy pee or piss. I thought by the way you worded it that you had an experience.
Well I guess you could call it an experience. Everything in our lives is, after all. It's just not appropriate for this thread. Better yet, this thread is not appropriate for it. :P
The salvia version ...
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Quote from: liftsboxes on August 11, 2009, 12:06 PM NHFT
The salvia version ...
(http://estrip.org/elmwood/users/paul/images/0609/SanrioUrinal0626.jpg)
Far out! I've got to try some of that stuff. :o
It still wouldn't equip you to use a urinal! Probably ruin whatever aim that you had!
Quote from: Lloyd Danforth on August 19, 2009, 06:43 AM NHFT
It still wouldn't equip you to use a urinal! Probably ruin whatever aim that you had!
I'm confused. :-\ :)
I have a cute urinary adventure:
On the way back from Maryland with the grandboys we pulled over at a resting area to stretch our legs. So anyways I took a walk and was texting Rick sex texts and all of a sudden I hear all of this screaming then laughter coming from the van.
I ran over to see what I was going on and I found out that one of my grandsons had to go pee and my kids told him to pee in a cup.
Well instead of bending his "you know" down into the cup he was holding the cup in his lap and peeing straight up in the air, all over the ceiling of the minivan and it was dropping back down on his face.
This is the kid that made fun of me before for peeing in a cup because I was a girl and boys could just go behind a tree!
I have no idea why he didn't get out of the van and pee behind a tree and his aunts/uncle weren't trying to play a joke on him because they were shocked, then the laughter started.
On the bright side, I bet he'll bend it next time or go behind a tree and my Nana always told me pee is actually good for your complexion. I never asked how she knew. :P
http://en.mimi.hu/dreams/urination.html (http://en.mimi.hu/dreams/urination.html)
QuoteUrination is symbolic of having or lacking basic control in your life. Dreaming that you are urinating in public, symbolizes a lack of privacy in your affairs or your need to make a public apology or confession.
Please Dale, no confessions... ;D
He probably, checks this topic every day hoping someone will comment.
Quote from: Lloyd Danforth on May 03, 2010, 06:14 AM NHFT
He probably, checks this topic every day hoping someone will comment.
Talk about my pee dreams!
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Have fun trying to sleep now Dale. >:D
Here's an interesting urinary adventure!
I stopped at a store on the way to Maryland with hopes that they would have a public restroom, well they didn't so I bought big disposable plastic cups to pee in. So anyways I let my grandsons, and son out to pee in the bushes while I used one of these cups and went pee in it in the car. That all went well until I had to pee again a couple of hours later so I pulled over into a parking area off of New York somewhere.
As I'm peeing in the cup one of my grandsons says, "Gammys, shouldn't you empty it out the window like you did before?" (I had to empty it 3 times before so it wouldn't over flow). I said, "No, I think I'll be alright so far this time." Well, all of a sudden I felt the warmth of urine starting to run down my legs and had to pull the cup out and dump it! So yes, I got piss on myself as I was pulling the cup out from under me, then I had to keep going so I dumped it twice after that too. I stood outside for awhile so the pee on my pants would dry off.
I wasn't soaked or anything but still I didn't want to drive with wet pee on myself. So my daughter gets out of the car and takes a picture of the pee on the pavement because she never saw so much. She's the same one that video taped a dog humping her older sister's leg all the way down the road and up a driveway while we were trying to find out where he lived because he was in the middle of the road and I didn't want to leave him there in case he got hit by a car.
Wow. I wouldn't have believed anything could make me laugh this night. I was wrong.
Quote from: dalebert on August 28, 2010, 12:35 AM NHFT
Wow. I wouldn't have believed anything could make me laugh this night. I was wrong.
Awesome! :D
So last night I had pee dreams with a little bit of anxiety about whether I was peeing in an appropriate place and lack of privacy, but not too bad. Funny thing is when I woke up, I didn't need to pee. I seemed dry as usual so... Should I be worried? Did I pee a little and it dried up before I woke up? I don't see any sign of that.
UPDATE: I just remembered I had to pee really bad on the trip back from Manch and we pulled over and used the bushes on a really dead road. I was worried about a car driving by. This is prolly just anxiety associated with that creeping back to haunt me in the dream.