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New Hampshire Underground => General Discussion => Topic started by: MTPorcupine3 on August 28, 2009, 06:34 PM NHFT

Title: JUST IN…
Post by: MTPorcupine3 on August 28, 2009, 06:34 PM NHFT
JUST IN .... 

Democrats, realizing the success of the President's "Cash For Clunkers" rebate program, have revamped a major portion of their National Health Care Plan.

President Obama, Speaker Pelosi, and Sen. Reed  are expected to make this major announcement at a joint news conference later this week. I have obtained an advanced copy of the proposal which is named....

"CASH FOR CODGERS" and it works like this... Couples wishing to access health care funds in order to pay for the delivery of a child will be required to turn in one old person.  The amount the government grants them will be fixed according to a sliding scale. Older and more prescription dependent codgers will garner the highest amounts.

Special "Bonuses" will be paid for those submitting codgers in targeted groups, such as smokers, alcohol drinkers, persons 10 pounds over their government prescribed weight, and any member of the Republican Party.

Smaller bonuses will be given for codgers who consume beef, soda, fried foods, potato chips, lattes, whole milk, dairy products, bacon, Brussel sprouts, or Girl Scout Cookies.

All codgers will be rendered totally useless via toxic injection. This will insure that they are not secretly resold or their body parts harvested to keep other codgers in repair.

Remember you heard it here first..
Title: Re: JUST IN…
Post by: Lex on August 29, 2009, 02:55 PM NHFT
The subject of this thread has nothing to do with the content. Hmm... very deceptive.
Title: Re: JUST IN…
Post by: TackleTheWorld on August 30, 2009, 12:40 PM NHFT
Here in Keene you might have seen a "cash for clunkers" display at a local car dealer that had a dumpster with two old cars sticking out the top.  Perhaps the trend will continue.  You could see this display at the hospital:
Title: Re: JUST IN…
Post by: Jim Johnson on August 30, 2009, 12:43 PM NHFT
Just got a letter from the AARP, of which I am not a member, informing me that in response to the "Cash for Codgers" program they are now strongly backing abortions.

There is also an indication that new pregnancies will be banned... as well as mandatory sterilizations.
They are calling it the NoDicky-NoFucky Campaign.
Title: Re: JUST IN…
Post by: Pat McCotter on August 30, 2009, 02:22 PM NHFT
If abortions are backed and no new births allowed ... WHOSE GONNA TAKE CARE OF OLD PEOPLE  IN 2030!!!!????!!!!
Title: Re: JUST IN…
Post by: Jim Johnson on August 30, 2009, 02:47 PM NHFT
Doesn't matter... at least our asses won't be hang on the side of a dumpster before 2030.  :D
Title: Re: JUST IN…
Post by: KBCraig on August 30, 2009, 03:14 PM NHFT
CodgerCare: "First they came for Lloyd, and no one spoke up... "

;D
Title: Re: JUST IN…
Post by: Lloyd Danforth on August 31, 2009, 06:45 AM NHFT
When it happens, I hope someone will, at least, comment on it.
Title: Re: JUST IN…
Post by: Free libertarian on August 31, 2009, 06:57 AM NHFT
Quote from: Lloyd Danforth on August 31, 2009, 06:45 AM NHFT
When it happens, I hope someone will, at least, comment on it.

...hey anybody seen Lloyd lately?  ;D