I know I've done one like this before but not on the TMI thread! :)
1. When this car load of guys were whistling at me and I tripped over a tree trunk and fell.
2. I accidentally walked into someone's closet when I was mad at them and I meant to walk out of the front door.
3. I kept taking the same bus in the wrong direction for hours one morning and a sign in the bus fell off and hit me in the head and everyone on the bus, including me, started laughing.
4. I was driving with my sister somewhere and forgot my window was halfway down, so I turned to look to the left before pulling out of an intersection and hit my cheekbone on the edge of the window and got a black eye.
5. I was at the doctor's office one time and they asked me for a photo ID, so I pulled out my compact mirror and said, "Gosh, I didn't know I had to get my picture taken here today." The receptionist was looking at me weird and so was my sister and I was thinking, what's their problem. Well, the receptionist just needed to see my id, I wasn't getting a picture taken.
6. When my daughter was born, my mom was with me in the labor room and she went outside to smoke a cigarrette and my water broke. I thought the baby just came floating out with the water so I yelled, "Mommy"! Nope, it wasn't that easy damn it! Anyways, when my daughter was born they laid her on my stomach and she wasn't moving or crying, (they didn't cut the cord yet), so I started screaming, "She's dead, she's dead!" Then they told me to keep pushing after she was already born and I started screaming, "Mother, it's twins, it's twins!" It wasn't, I had to push to get the placenta out.
I'm sure there's more but that's all I'm going to try to remember for now! :D
I think I remember reading about 2 from you before. Still makes me laugh. :P
And 5 seems like a blonde moment. ;)
Quote from: EthanLeeVita on March 23, 2010, 02:04 PM NHFT
I think I remember reading about 2 from you before. Still makes me laugh. :P
And 5 seems like a blonde moment. ;)
Yup, I thought I posted some of them. I'm glad they still make you laugh, they make me laugh too and sad to say there 100% true! ;D
If this is supposed to be some sort of contest, I hardly think it is fair!
Quote from: Lloyd Danforth on March 23, 2010, 02:30 PM NHFT
If this is supposed to be some sort of contest, I hardly think it is fair!
Why Lloyd? :)
Even given the extra years I've got on you, you still have an advantage over me in this area.
Quote from: Lloyd Danforth on March 23, 2010, 02:53 PM NHFT
Even given the extra years I've got on you, you still have an advantage over me in this area.
;D