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Endless Debate and Whining => Endless Debate and Whining => Childish Board => Topic started by: MTPorcupine3 on April 29, 2010, 06:24 PM NHFT

Title: How government works
Post by: MTPorcupine3 on April 29, 2010, 06:24 PM NHFT
Three Contractors...
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C.; one from New Jersey , another from Tennessee and the third, from Florida . They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The New Jersey contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The New Jersey contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."

"Done!" replies the government official.

And that friends, is how government works. Want a bigger one?
Title: Re: How government works
Post by: dalebert on April 30, 2010, 07:32 AM NHFT
I can say from personal experience that's how HOAs work as well.  Collectivism really fucks things up and government just takes it to a phenomenal scale so it can REALLY fuck things up.