Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit, please back in."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"We'll look into your shorts."
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
Sign on the back of another Septic Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
Quote from: Raineyrocks on May 18, 2010, 09:39 AM NHFT
And don't forget the sign at a
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
I've been there! It's in Waukegan, IL.
In Norfolk, VA, is a sign that says in large letters "Don't get married" and small letters under that "Until you see us." It's a print shop specializing in wedding invitations.
Quote from: Pat McCotter on May 19, 2010, 06:16 AM NHFT
Quote from: Raineyrocks on May 18, 2010, 09:39 AM NHFT
And don't forget the sign at a
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
I've been there! It's in Waukegan, IL.
In Norfolk, VA, is a sign that says in large letters "Don't get married" and small letters under that "Until you see us." It's a print shop specializing in wedding invitations.
That is so cool! I've never seen any funny signs in person except this one that I posted last year. :D