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It looks like Jesse Ventura is announcing his 2012 Vice Presidential Candidacy, with Ron Paul, over here... http://weaintgottimetobleed.com/ (http://weaintgottimetobleed.com/)
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Our new military leader is here ::).
How come it's not called 'assface'?
I am going to the store now.
Let us know if something is on sale or if the check out clerk is cute or if you get hungry while your at the store.
The wife and kid are making Ukranian eggs... I'm jumping into the "Hot Tub Time Machine" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1231587/) and going back to 1986.
I am a fan of Star Trek The Next Generation.
I'm having a lazy day of watching online videos and pirated documentaries. Yes, I know I'm behind on some troll threads (http://bbs.freetalklive.com/general/the-2010-trolly-awards-nomination-thread/) and coding projects, but I'm just not in the mood... My only rule for today is that I have to take a break every 30 minutes to do some pushups and bicep curls. Then I spend a minute or two in front of the mirror admiring how expressively I can flex my pectoral muscles, which causes lots of man-boob jiggling... It's almost hypnotic... Maybe I should start a porn site for that... Or learn how to manboobjiggle in Morse Code...
Ha! I figured this thread out, for awhile I was confused and no that's not my assbook status! This is mocking the dumb things people write on FB that nobodys cares about, right?
Ok, let me think of one.
(that was my assbook status above ha, ha) Oh wait, I don't want to forget these: LoL, LMAO, brb, ok, that's all I know. :D
I'm gonna have some cookies and milk.
Dale! I hope you bought the URL before you started this thread.
I liked that hottub movie.
No Rainey. People like Dale and I just have to post things and I haven't visited facebook for a few days, soooo I just gotta type.
Quote from: Russell Kanning on April 05, 2011, 05:17 PM NHFT
I liked that hottub movie.
No Rainey. People like Dale and I just have to post things and I haven't visited facebook for a few days, soooo I just gotta type.
I don't understand then, I guess. :-\
hey look
my assbook app just let me know that one of my friends rainey posted something
this is cool
Isn't technology wonderful... I see my friend Russell also enjoyed traveling to 1986 (by the way the year I tricked Becky into falling in love with me).
This app sure beats the tar out of twitter, I have unlimited text characters. I'm going to lose so much more weight with the unlimited typing feature!
And the licensing aggreement I signed with Kat and Russell only demands half of my soul.
Quote from: Russell Kanning on April 05, 2011, 05:54 PM NHFT
hey look
my assbook app just let me know that one of my friends rainey posted something
this is cool
See, I was right this is a mockery of FB Russell it's not just you and Dale posting stuff because other people are too. Right? :-\ Your messing with me head, right?
Wrote a poem about FTL addiction. (http://bbs.freetalklive.com/general/depressing-poetry-contest/msg631257/#msg631257)
Thinking of writing one about Ayn Rand...
What are=Ukranian eggs and do you have to hide them from Jesus
this month like the regular eggs?
I would never mess with you Rainey. Just set your status button to "candy mountain" and everything will be ok ..... don't worry Kat and I will treat your half a soul with care.
I also have not heard of U. eggs. I am not sure if you hide them, enjoy them scrambled, or if they are guilded.
btw my AB status update is that our little chicks love to eat fireants
Quote from: Lloyd Danforth on April 05, 2011, 04:31 PM NHFT
Dale! I hope you bought the URL before you started this thread.
It was already taken. I am not original. Apparently someone out there is at least as clever as me.
Well they used up all my eggs... what will I eat for breakfast? I think the boy has created a Chechen egg, has a guy shooting a RPG at someone. Should probably hide that one from Jesus.
Chicks eating fire ants sounds great... I mean chickens eating fire ants... even I can't get excited by women eating fire ants.
Did you see what Jessica wrote??? OMG!!!?!?! :o >:D :blush: :icon_pirat: :o She's such a slut
Wrote the most ultimate low-brow troll-thread (http://bbs.freetalklive.com/general/dalebert-and-my-anus/) last night. Can no longer top myself. Gonna retire a champ. Sad there are no other worlds to conquer...
You do realize I have you on ignore over there, yes?
the wind is blowing
Wow, the wind is blowing in the Yukon? It's blowing here also.
Becky's Ukrainian egg
(http://arafwchnawr.com/images/IMG_3648-E-1.jpg)
Becky has nice eggs.
The wind is not blowing at this very moment here, but I'll try to keep everyone up to date on that.
Munching on a Vlasic® pickle.
Product placement is my new revenue scheme
...is spending tomorrow with the first family. :)
Becky is ranting... we're laughing about her not wanting to be anyone elses mother and having to teach punks manners.
Quote from: Alex Libman on April 06, 2011, 12:24 PM NHFT
Of course it's just silly, because you and Shaw click "SHOW" all the time.
I don't think I've clicked "show" once since I put you on ignore. I certainly don't do it "all the time". When I said you were tedious and boring, I meant it. I haven't even looked in your new thread that you're so proud of. Why are you so obsessed with me? You're like a nerdy loser fan or a fucking paparazzi.
QuoteIn spite of all the intellectual cowardice that you've exhibited in our little debates on gay aesthetics (and that's what it is, obviously, since we agree on politics 100%), I know that deep down you know where I'm coming from.
I do. I know you're a sad, lonely person with an empty life who, like a kid throwing a tantrum, craves attention so badly that you'll engage in increasingly desperate behavior to get it and you don't care whether it's positive or negative, praise or anger or anything.
And now I'm ignoring you here as well.
WTF? Where's the ignore button?
Nice egg Becky. ;D
Quote from: dalebert on April 06, 2011, 10:18 PM NHFT
[...] WTF? Where's the ignore button?
In times like this I'm glad I go through all the effort of making myself an easy target. It exposes other people for what they really are.
Quote from: Alex Libman on April 07, 2011, 12:21 AM NHFT
In times like this I'm glad I go through all the effort of making myself an easy target. It exposes other people for what they really are.
People who have lives outside of arguing with people they've never met on message forums?
Honest to fucking panentheist "god" though, mark my words, one of three things will happen: there will be an ignore feature, Libman will be gone, or I will just delete my bookmarks to this forum and maybe pop in every 6 months to see if it has become tolerable again. Trying to partake of a forum infested with trolls that I can't even put on ignore is like browsing websites with obnoxious seizure-inducing pop-up ads and no AdBlock addon.
Libman, you're welcome to chalk that up as a troll victory and masturbate to it. I hardly even open more than two or three threads as it is, usually the same few threads every time I'm here, and I won't miss them that much. The same is true on the FTL BBS but at least they have AdBlock there, I mean "ignore".
Quote from: Alex Libman on April 07, 2011, 01:49 PM NHFTMy writing, as a whole, will stand on its own merit.
You overrate yourself. If your writing is that compelling, people will come to it. Start a blog somewhere and write something interesting enough to draw people to it. This is why you insert yourself into extremely public mediums and other conversations that people are having and it's why you increase the level of hyperbole of your language until you get some kind of rise out of them so they'll engage you. Your tactic is to proverbially get right up in someone's face who isn't interested and jump up and down and flash multi-colored lights at them to get their attention. You are a TV show with horrible ratings that jumps the shark EVERY DAY.
If I've addressed your points, quite shallow ones honestly, and you start repeating them all over again just with more hyperbolic language, insults, etc. and then I leave and put you on ignore, that's a sign that
I have faith in the merit of what I have already written. You just amp up the volume of your arguments, not the quality. That's exactly what happened with your heteronormality bullshit thread and you know it. I'm no celebrity, but I'm just enough of a public figure that there are lots of people out there who want to argue with me. My time is valuable and limited. Choosing not to argue with all of them is not a concession.
You and Keith have issues that are transparent to me. You're trying to convince yourself of something, not me. I tried to be patient while you guys used some really unhealthy and rude tactics to try and cope as you work through your personal issues, but my patience finally wore out. I'm not paid to be your therapist.
Crap. I was trying to quote you and apparently I am considered a mod in this particular section and I accidentally modified your post instead of responding. Had no idea. Maybe a real mod can get the old post back.
Jimmy's making garlic bread to go with our spaghetti
I had great spaghetti and garlic bread. :)
Ummmmmmmm garlicky goodness.
Boy! You guys are inconsiderate! Jerry could be reading this!
Quote from: Lloyd Danforth on April 08, 2011, 07:20 AM NHFT
Boy! You guys are inconsiderate! Jerry could be reading this!
Thanks Lloyd, but as long as I'm not in the room while it's cooking garlic won't stop my breathing. Just tell me it's in the food before you offer it to me. Before the allergy developed I used to eat garlic all the time. :'(
PS Did you notice the spell-checker here thinks you misspelled your last name?
Quote from: jerry on April 08, 2011, 09:57 AM NHFT
Quote from: Lloyd Danforth on April 08, 2011, 07:20 AM NHFT
Boy! You guys are inconsiderate! Jerry could be reading this!
PS Did you notice the spell-checker here thinks you misspelled your last name?
It's code!
Dang it no brownies left to eat with my coffee. :'(
Took the engine in the Vehicross apart, replaced the intake manifold gaskets and put it back together... and it works better.
Shiny :icon_sunny:
You da man! :D
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on April 08, 2011, 07:08 PM NHFT
Dang it no brownies left to eat with my coffee. :'(
Eat some more of the cookies.
William shouts from his room "Can you two at least pretend to be civilized!" ;D ;D ;D
I'm out of my low-carb shortbread cookies with cream cheese icing as well.
Going to pick up Tron Legacy DVD the boy is excited.
The midget in his black cloak exclaimed... "Death wants ice cream, it appeases him." ;D ;D ;D
He's talking like a grown-up.
Quote from: dalebert on April 06, 2011, 10:18 PM NHFT
WTF? Where's the ignore button?
we lost it a while back .... I have to see all sorts of post I could ignore before
Quote from: dalebert on April 07, 2011, 03:03 PM NHFT
Crap. I was trying to quote you and apparently I am considered a mod in this particular section and I accidentally modified your post instead of responding. Had no idea. Maybe a real mod can get the old post back.
modify away
this is your party and you can do whatever you want to with the thread troll
its raining
Quote from: Russell Kanning on April 11, 2011, 03:53 PM NHFT
modify away
I understand, but I didn't mean to. I thought I was quoting.
Kat also told me we can ignore people by adding them to alist in our profiles
Going to drive 600 miles to Keene... I wonder how many Keene's are out there in America?
Quote from: Russell Kanning on April 12, 2011, 07:43 AM NHFT
Kat also told me we can ignore people by adding them to alist in our profiles
Yep. I made use of that feature. Thank you.
Found this great video! On, errr, ummm, facebook
HIT ME UP ON FACEBOOK (The SSP) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOX04tge860#ws)
Quote from: KBCraig on April 19, 2011, 02:44 PM NHFT
HIT ME UP ON FACEBOOK (The SSP) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOX04tge860#ws)
<LIKE>
can I get AB on my cellphone?
small tornado missed us by 10 miles or so
we had lots of hail .... some quarter sized and a little bigger
Glad your o-k.
All these tornado's and not one has dropped a house on Hillary.
she is from the west
No one wants to be this guy.
! Private video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnkhR9Edoj4&feature=#)
(http://i.imgur.com/rZyfb.jpg)
that was funny
;D ;D
Quote from: dalebert on April 29, 2011, 08:51 AM NHFT
(http://i.imgur.com/rZyfb.jpg)
This article on LewRockwell.com recognizes the sentiment, and eviscerates it.
I'll Take the Reactionary Over the Murderer, Thanks Very Much
http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig12/davis-ch1.1.1.html (http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig12/davis-ch1.1.1.html)
"Sure he's a murderer, in other words, but at least he's not a Republican!"