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Title: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Jim Johnson on December 08, 2012, 01:10 PM NHFT
As you may or may not, and well should know, Keene has chosen to build up its military by adding tank to list military capabilities.  The Keene City Council states that it is a purely defensive addition to their "police force", caused by the threat of terrorists to their Pumpkin Festival; which admittedly is scorned by pumpkin haters all over the world.  None the less, and as any peace advocate will tell you, there has never been a military weapon that has not been used for war.

You should also be aware that Winchester is located on the Ashuelot River, which historically has been a source of industrial power for south western New Hampshire.  Winchester is also a major trader in alcohol, tobacco and explosives with its neighbor to the south; and being so, Winchester is then a prime target to become a slave satellite for the aggressive sociopaths that now inhabit the Keene City Council.

This being the case, it is quite obvious that Winchester should send a 'Peace Delegation' to Keene while secretly building anti-tank fortifications and a shadow "police force" to make Keene believe that Winchester is too strong to be taken by force.

I'm certain that Winchester can rely on the US Federal government for help in the defense of Winchester, just as they have shown support for Keene.

May God help Winchester in its glorious defense.
May God rain his wrath upon Keene.
May God show His mercies to Winchester's fallen children, who shall die in the defense Winchester.

Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Tom Sawyer on December 08, 2012, 02:38 PM NHFT
Is a Bearcat good enough? Would that insure Winchestershires protection? I say "No Sir!" Superior firepower is the only reasonable course!
Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Free libertarian on December 08, 2012, 03:05 PM NHFT
Is it just me or does anybody else ever think of "catdog" when they hear or see the word "bearcat"?  Just wondering.
Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Pat K on December 08, 2012, 04:44 PM NHFT
Johnson for Secretary of war!

I mean um defense!!
Yeah defense!!
Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Jim Johnson on December 08, 2012, 06:41 PM NHFT
Quote from: Free libertarian on December 08, 2012, 03:05 PM NHFT
Is it just me or does anybody else ever think of "catdog" when they hear or see the word "bearcat"?  Just wondering.

Bare Kat.
Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Kat Kanning on December 08, 2012, 07:28 PM NHFT
Is this going to be some sort of Lady Godiva delegation?  :blush:
Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Jim Johnson on December 08, 2012, 07:39 PM NHFT
I think your regular length hair will be fine.
Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Jim Johnson on December 08, 2012, 07:44 PM NHFT
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on December 08, 2012, 02:38 PM NHFT
Is a Bearcat good enough? Would that insure Winchestershires protection? I say "No Sir!" Superior firepower is the only reasonable course!

We should dare to do all that is reasonable.
Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: KBCraig on December 08, 2012, 09:19 PM NHFT
Ninja Johnson welds their doors shut while they aren't looking.
Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: MaineShark on December 09, 2012, 04:56 AM NHFT
Quote from: KBCraig on December 08, 2012, 09:19 PM NHFTNinja Johnson welds their doors shut while they aren't looking.

A true ninja would do it while they are looking... :)
Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Russell Kanning on December 09, 2012, 05:32 PM NHFT
I love idea.
Maybe you guys can let Keene know you are finishing up you nuclear program
Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Jim Johnson on December 09, 2012, 06:47 PM NHFT
Quote from: Russell Kanning on December 09, 2012, 05:32 PM NHFT
I love idea.
Maybe you guys can let Keene know you are finishing up you nuclear program

Yeah... we could let it sneak out that Winchester is getting nuclear stuff from Vermont Yankee.  Then we could blow up an inter-townal rocket on our launch pad to show them that they are really in trouble.  They would have to send us humanitarian aid cause we're spending all our money on defensive rockets in stead of feeding our children.
Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Russell Kanning on December 09, 2012, 07:35 PM NHFT
Maybe send rockets back and forth over the river
You need wheat shipments in the winter
Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Jim Johnson on December 09, 2012, 07:45 PM NHFT
I don't remember how 'The Mouse That Roared' ended.
Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: KBCraig on December 10, 2012, 04:22 AM NHFT
Quote from: Jim Johnson on December 09, 2012, 07:45 PM NHFT
I don't remember how 'The Mouse That Roared' ended.

I think the duchess got her way.

Duchess Lauriana?
Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Russell Kanning on December 10, 2012, 09:55 AM NHFT
Can you play the roll of you, me, and the secretary of state in the movie?:-)
Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Jim Johnson on December 10, 2012, 10:41 AM NHFT
Quote from: Russell Kanning on December 10, 2012, 09:55 AM NHFT
Can you play the roll of you, me, and the secretary of state in the movie?:-)

As it necessary, so shall I be honored.
Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Russell Kanning on December 10, 2012, 01:14 PM NHFT
Do we declare war or do a preemptive strike
Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Jim Johnson on December 10, 2012, 01:58 PM NHFT
We should avoid a direct conflict, since there the only ones with tank.

I'm thinking there should be a really long period of negotiation... with a lot of stamping of the feet and crying about how children are suffering.  Then if they don't come across with enough aid we can blow up another rocket on our launch pad.
Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Sam A. Robrin on December 13, 2012, 12:36 AM NHFT
There are, y'know, songs....
Here are a contrafactum and an original, both of the same title:

THANKS BUT NO TANKS  ("Joy to the World"—Three Dog Night)
COPYRIGHT F 2012 by Sam A. Robrin.  Creative Commons, blah, blah, woof, woof.   Go ahead and use it (hey, I lifted the melody), but if you make a little money on it, I want some!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMsZGwf6o_w

City council wants a BEARCAT.
            Uncle gives 'em out for free.
      They're telling us that it's to catch the terrorists,
            But they've set their sights on you and me.
            They'll be using it on you and me.

                  So we're singing:

      CHORUS:
      Thanks—but no tanks.
      Those things don't shoot blanks!
      Thank you for nothing, every bureaucrat!
      Thanks, but no BEARcat.

The cops can do just what they please—
            They're backed by City Hall.
      They take laws, break them, or make them up
            Like there's no law at all.

      CHORUS

You rule by whim, and not law,
            Like Orwell's 1984.
      Getting an assault vehicle makes that clear.
            It's time to say "No more!"
            We won't take—or give!—any more!

      CHORUS

      CHORUS

      CHORUS

      CHORUS








THANKS, BUT NO TANKS

COPYRIGHT F 2012 by Sam A. Robrin.  Creative Commons, blah, blah, woof, woof.   Go ahead and use it, but if you make a little money on it, I want some!

You want a BEARCAT?  Thanks, but no tanks.

You say it's for rescue—Then tell us: How come it
Looks more as though we'll all need rescuing from it?
"Ballistic"?  That's bullets!  "Armored Response"?
You toss off the words with such glib nonchalance.
That turret attachment won't be shooting blanks.
Now you want a BEARCAT—Thanks, but no tanks.

You've got Tasers and nightsticks, guns, pepper-spray;
Immunity from all results of foul play.
Cops can find pretext for any arrest;
The courts collude with them—[SPOKEN—loudly, by all to whom it applies:] as we can attest!
We don't get free bail-outs, unlike the banks.
Now you want a BEARCAT—Thanks, but no tanks.

   Jose Guerena was rescued by one—
   Just ask his widow and fatherless son.
   How many more must die till you admit
   An army's invading—the government's it.

You say you fight terror—you terrorize us:
You're arming against us—so what's to discuss?
We don't want to fight, but you leave us no choice.
Before we raise weapons, we're raising our voice.
The People come first, you say?  Well—pulling rank's
How we'll stop that BEARCAT—Thanks, but no tanks.



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A#A#A#A#A#A#GGGG
A#A#A#A#A#A#GGGG
GFGGGA#G FGGGF
FGGGA#G GGFG

bridge:
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Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Sam A. Robrin on December 13, 2012, 12:42 AM NHFT

Some stirring martial music:

STOP THE B.E.A.R.!  ("Over There"—George M. Cohan)
COPYRIGHT D 2012 by Sam A. Robrin.  Creative Commons, blah, blah, woof, woof.   Go ahead and use it (hey, I lifted the melody), but if you make a little money on it, I want some!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6hRDS3LvQQ

BEARCATS will attack, will attack, will attack!
BEARCATS fire flak, fire flak, fire flak!
                  Killing, maiming anyone—
                  Cops all think that's lots of fun.
      Nighttime on your block—
      Three o'clock—
      There's a knock.
            Breaking your front door
            With a roar:
            "On the floor!"
      Maybe it's the wrong address—
      Still, they'll bill you for the mess ...

         CHORUS:
         Stop the BEAR!
         Stop the BEAR!
               Many thanks,
               But no tanks,
         Stop the BEAR!
            A police state's coming,
            Increased hate's coming.
            Some dumb scum scrumming
         Through the Square,
            Where they'll scare
            People there,
                     Confident
                     We'll relent,
            And won't care.
            Well, we're watching—We'll be CopWatching,
            And we won't stop, cops, till you drop it—Stop the BEAR!
                                 [Repeat CHORUS]

   BEARCATS will attack, will attack, will attack!
   BEARCATS are impacting a track to blow back.
                     Waging war on citizens.
                     Government's not law's, but men's.
         Read your history:
         Liberty
         Isn't free.
               History insists
                  We resist
               Terrorists
            We won't live in fear and doubt.
         Tell the tyrants: BEARCATs out!

         CHORUS

More stirring martial music:

BEARCAT'S PICNIC
  ("The Teddy Bears' Picnic")
COPYRIGHT N 2012 by Sam A. Robrin.  Creative Commons, blah, blah, woof, woof.   Go ahead and use it (hey, I lifted the melody), but if you make a little money on it, I want some!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S_eKvc2PgQ

Ballistic Engineered Armored Re-
      sponse Counter Attack Truck's here,
Engineering its armory
      To keep us in line with fear.
   They say it's needed for rescuing
   (Believing we'll believe anything...)
      The BEARCAT's here to roll right over our freedom!

   The LenCo video goes to show
         The havoc this thing can wreak.
   The YouTube viewership mushroomed so
         That it was withdrawn that week
         The cops all love to beat and destroy--
      So let's reward them with a new toy
         The BEARCAT's here to roll right over our freedom!

         Free-for-all for government!
         The people's government
               Is making war on the people now.
                     Bash them,
                     Smash them
         On cement!
               The press will place the blame on them somehow.
                           They'll be knocked out, cuffed, and chained,
                           Indefinitely detained,
         We'll never know where they went--
                                 Throughout the land, the weirdos and rebels
                                 Will learn not to resist
         Because they need and love the government.

      Ballistic Engineered Armored Re-
            sponse Counter Attack Truck's come
      Firing sound rays to harm our re-
            dress with pandemonium.
         Protecting, serving us as it shreds
         We, the people, beneath its treads.
              The BEARCAT's here to roll right over our freedom!
Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Russell Kanning on February 02, 2013, 08:35 PM NHFT
Maybe we can start by hinting that we are looking to enrich our heavy elements
Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Jim Johnson on February 02, 2013, 09:02 PM NHFT
Quote from: Russell Kanning on February 02, 2013, 08:35 PM NHFT
Maybe we can start by hinting that we are looking to enrich our heavy elements

You mean by inviting their collage women folk down here for a hayride.
Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Russell Kanning on February 05, 2013, 09:03 PM NHFT
Thems fightin words
Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Kat Kanning on February 06, 2013, 03:14 AM NHFT
I found some collage women for you.

Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Jim Johnson on February 06, 2013, 12:49 PM NHFT
We'll invites'em all!
Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Russell Kanning on February 07, 2013, 07:24 AM NHFT
Watch out for drone planes
Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Tom Sawyer on September 10, 2013, 03:18 PM NHFT
Well, Concord is getting a Bearcat, Concord City Council accepts grant for BearCat vehicle (http://www.concordmonitor.com/home/8431613-95/concord-city-council-accepts-grant-for-bearcat-vehicle)

When will Winchestershire step up to the owning a tank club?

Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Pat K on September 10, 2013, 03:57 PM NHFT
They are holding out for a stealth bomber.
Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Jim Johnson on September 10, 2013, 04:58 PM NHFT
Control the high ground!
Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Tom Sawyer on September 10, 2013, 05:32 PM NHFT
But a tank... now that could lead to some spiffy outfits.

Patton's tanker ensemble for instance!

(http://www.usmilitariaforum.com/uploads//monthly_02_2009/post-5-1234887787.jpg)
Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Russell Kanning on September 10, 2013, 11:14 PM NHFT
an actor in a B movie?
Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Jim Johnson on September 10, 2013, 11:24 PM NHFT
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on September 10, 2013, 05:32 PM NHFT
But a tank... now that could lead to some spiffy outfits.

Patton's tanker ensemble for instance!

(http://www.usmilitariaforum.com/uploads//monthly_02_2009/post-5-1234887787.jpg)

Needs a gold football helmet... Oh, look.
Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Tom Sawyer on September 11, 2013, 12:05 AM NHFT
Perfect now we have the new uniform for the Bearcat crews... contact the media!
Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Jim Johnson on September 11, 2013, 12:24 AM NHFT
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on September 11, 2013, 12:05 AM NHFT
Perfect now we have the new uniform for the Bearcat crews... contact the media!

Ya know what would be perfect?  The next town that wants a tank, should get a bunch of people dressed like this to say it's what they want.
Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Tom Sawyer on September 11, 2013, 12:35 AM NHFT
Quote from: Jim Johnson on September 11, 2013, 12:24 AM NHFT
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on September 11, 2013, 12:05 AM NHFT
Perfect now we have the new uniform for the Bearcat crews... contact the media!

Ya know what would be perfect?  The next town that wants a tank, should get a bunch of people dressed like this to say it's what they want.

Don't forget the goose-stepping... there's got to be goose-stepping. I've seen your goose-stepping, you will be our instructor.  ;D

Title: Re: The Defence of Winchester
Post by: Russell Kanning on October 12, 2013, 06:51 PM NHFT
i like it