First :P
Nice to meet you, First.
2nd :P
as in..."Who's on?"
What?
1. first (via urban dictionary http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=first (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=first))
1. written in exclamation as post on message boards when author believes s/he is the first to post a comment. A pointless and lame self-satisfying gloat. Also often appears incorrectly in 2. and 3. comment boxes, highlighting lameness of author.
2. a state achieved by sitting in wait, continuously reloading, in virtual-stalker fashion, a webpage simply in order to write "FIRST!" in comment section (see above). Typically realized by those in search of approval.
"First!": I have nothing better to do today.
Who's on...first?
Who's on...second?
No, what's on second, who's on first.
I don't know.
Third base.
boobies?
Boobies was the 3rd base coach.
today, tomorrow, I don't give a darn
Googolplex.
Watch out for the socks!
Wasn't it Schnergenberger?
This is the most convoluted thread I have ever seen. It is like a half dozen people posted, then others responded, then the half dozen went through and deleted all their posts, leaving a rather disjointed discussion. :P
It all makes perfect sense to me.
Apparently it makes sense to Schnergenbergers.
The Diminutive Weed Eater gets a little feisty when he wanders from the Shire
Feisty?
I keep forgetting bad jokes don't go over very well on the forum :-\
And...leaves his sense of humor behind :P
That would be OK with me........oops!
First
I declare Socks to be a success :P
2nd