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New Hampshire Underground => Voluntaryism/Anarchism => Alternatives to Government => Topic started by: Lex on July 01, 2008, 09:45 AM NHFT

Title: Alternatives to Watermelons
Post by: Lex on July 01, 2008, 09:45 AM NHFT
http://hardknoxlife.wordpress.com/2008/06/18/lessons-of-the-square-watermelon/
Title: Re: Alternatives to Watermelons
Post by: Russell Kanning on July 01, 2008, 11:25 AM NHFT
cool
Title: Re: Alternatives to Watermelons
Post by: Kat Kanning on July 01, 2008, 01:00 PM NHFT
That's so square, man.  :hippy2:
Title: Re: Alternatives to Watermelons
Post by: Puke on July 01, 2008, 02:40 PM NHFT
Good article. I've seen the square watermelons before.
It seems wierd that people wouldn't think they just grew them in a box.
Title: Re: Alternatives to Watermelons
Post by: dalebert on July 01, 2008, 03:07 PM NHFT
If they grew them in pyramids, we could eat them and then wear them as hats to protect our minds from the government mind control waves.
Title: Re: Alternatives to Watermelons
Post by: Pat McCotter on July 01, 2008, 03:15 PM NHFT
Quote from: dalebert on July 01, 2008, 03:07 PM NHFT
If they grew them in pyramids, we could eat them and then wear them as hats to protect our minds from the government mind control waves.


You mean like this?
http://pingmag.jp/2007/07/12/strange-watermelon/

(http://images.pingmag.jp/images/article/watermelon04.jpg)

Title: Re: Alternatives to Watermelons
Post by: Pat McCotter on July 01, 2008, 03:17 PM NHFT
Or how about star or heart shaped cucumber slices?
http://pingmag.jp/2007/07/12/strange-watermelon/
(http://images.pingmag.jp/images/article/watermelon10.jpg)
Title: Re: Alternatives to Watermelons
Post by: Pat K on July 01, 2008, 03:44 PM NHFT
Quote from: Pat McCotter on July 01, 2008, 03:17 PM NHFT
Or how about star or heart shaped cucumber slices?
http://pingmag.jp/2007/07/12/strange-watermelon/
(http://images.pingmag.jp/images/article/watermelon10.jpg)

Could they shape them like throwing stars?

Then they could make the movie= CUCUMBERS OF DEATH!
Title: Re: Alternatives to Watermelons
Post by: Russell Kanning on July 01, 2008, 04:06 PM NHFT
really cool
Title: Re: Alternatives to Watermelons
Post by: KBCraig on July 02, 2008, 01:17 AM NHFT
Alternatives? I want the real thing!

http://agnews.tamu.edu/showstory.php?id=554
QuoteJune 30, 2008
COLLEGE STATION -- A cold slice of watermelon has long been a Fourth of July holiday staple. But according to recent studies, the juicy fruit may be better suited for Valentine's Day.

That's because scientists say watermelon has ingredients that deliver Viagra-like effects to the body's blood vessels and may even increase libido.

Aggie jokes aside... I think Black (hard as a) Diamond melons are appropriate for this holiday weekend. Maybe it's worth noting that Bill Clinton, the man from Hope, was born in the watermelon capitol of the world. Maybe we'll see Bob Dole touting little blue pills at this year's Hope Watermelon Festival, but getting a healthy dose of competition.