http://www.threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2008-06-17
(http://www.threepanelsoul.com/comics/086.png)
How to make bacon-flavored bourbon. (http://www.theagitator.com/2008/08/16/how-to-baconify-your-bourbon/)
I spend a lot of time on homebrew forums and bacon vodka is a very, VERY popular thing. Almost freakishly common.
Never can get enough Bacon threads. ;D
:puke:
I think pepperoni is underrated. It deserves so much more than just serving as pizza topping. All that saturated fatty, salty, nitraty goodness. :crazy3: :pizza:
Wakin' Bacon (http://dvice.com/archives/2008/07/wake_n_bacon_is.php)
Pat K's baby picture
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-bacon-not-done.jpg)
;D 8) I'M hiding the knife in my other hand.
Are we sure the pig didn't have a little beer on its nose? ;D
Sex sells. So does bacon.
My wife just handed me a piece of chocolate and said "What do you think of this new flavor?"
I bit into it, and tasted ...BACON!
Tis a fine good women ya have there!
Here's a scan of the bacon bar she found at Wegmans
Carrying this Bacon thing way too far!
Eggs, milk, and...
http://www.threadless.com/product/1639/Eggs_Milk_and#zoom (http://www.threadless.com/product/1639/Eggs_Milk_and#zoom)
New Hampshire Bacon Underground (http://bacolicio.us/http://nhunderground.com/forum/index.php)
;D
Bacon Explosion! (http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/dining/28bacon.html?em)
Take Bacon. Add Sausage. Blog.
By DAMON DARLIN
Published: January 27, 2009
Pig, Pig and More PigSlide Show (http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2009/01/28/dining/0128-BACON_index.html)
Recipe: Bacon Explosion (http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/dining/281brex.html?ref=dining)
FOR a nation seeking unity, a recipe has swept the Internet that seems to unite conservatives and liberals, gun owners and foodies, carnivores and ... well, not vegetarians and health fanatics.
Certainly not the vegetarians and health fanatics.
This recipe is the Bacon Explosion, modestly called by its inventors "the BBQ Sausage Recipe of all Recipes." The instructions for constructing this massive torpedo-shaped amalgamation of two pounds of bacon woven through and around two pounds of sausage and slathered in barbecue sauce first appeared last month on the Web site of a team of Kansas City competition barbecuers. They say a diverse collection of well over 16,000 Web sites have linked to the recipe, celebrating, or sometimes scolding, its excessiveness. A fresh audience could be ready to discover it on Super Bowl Sunday.
Where once homegrown recipes were disseminated in Ann Landers columns or Junior League cookbooks, new media have changed — and greatly accelerated — the path to popularity. Few recipes have cruised down this path as fast or as far as the Bacon Explosion, and this turns out to be no accident. One of its inventors works as an Internet marketer, and had a sophisticated understanding of how the latest tools of promotion could be applied to a four-pound roll of pork.
The Bacon Explosion was born shortly before Christmas in Roeland Park, Kan., in Jason Day's kitchen. He and Aaron Chronister, who anchor a barbecue team called Burnt Finger BBQ, were discussing a challenge from a bacon lover they received on their Twitter text-messaging service: What could the barbecuers do with bacon?
At the same time, Mr. Chronister wanted to get attention for their Web site, BBQAddicts.com. More traffic would bring in more advertising income, which they needed to fund a hobby that can cost thousands of dollars.
Mr. Day, a systems administrator who has been barbecuing since college, suggested doing something with a pile of sausage. "It's a variation of what's called a fattie in the barbecue community," Mr. Day said. "But we took it to the extreme."
He bought about $20 worth of bacon and Italian sausage from a local meat market. As it lay on the counter, he thought of weaving strips of raw bacon into a mat. The two spackled the bacon mat with a layer of sausage, covered that with a crunchy layer of cooked bacon, and rolled it up tight.
They then stuck the roll — containing at least 5,000 calories and 500 grams of fat — in the Good-One Open Range backyard smoker that they use for practice. (In competitions, they use a custom-built smoker designed by the third member of the team, Bryant Gish, who was not present at the creation of the Bacon Explosion.)
Mr. Day said his wife laughed the whole time. "She's very supportive of my hobby," he said.
The two men posted their adventure on their Web site two days before Christmas. On Christmas Day, traffic on the site spiked to more than 27,000 visitors.
Mr. Chronister explained that the Bacon Explosion "got so much traction on the Web because it seems so over the top." But Mr. Chronister, an Internet marketer from Kansas City, Mo., did what he could to help it along. He first used Twitter to send short text messages about the recipe to his 1,200 Twitter followers, many of them fellow Internet marketers with extensive social networks. He also posted links on social networking sites. "I used a lot of my connections to get it out there and to push it," he said.
The Bacon Explosion posting has since been viewed about 390,000 times. It first found a following among barbecue fans, but quickly spread to sites run by outdoor enthusiasts, off-roaders and hunters. (Several proposed venison-sausage versions.) It also got mentions on the Web site of Air America, the liberal radio network, and National Review, the conservative magazine. Jonah Goldberg at NationalReview.com wrote, "There must be a reason one reader after another sends me this every couple hours." Conservatives4palin.com linked, too.
So did regular people. A man from Wooster, Ohio, wrote that friends had served it at a bon voyage party before his 10-day trip to Israel, where he expected bacon to be in short supply. "It wasn't planned as a send-off for me to Israel, but with all of the pork involved it sure seemed like it," he wrote.
About 30 people sent in pictures of their Explosions. One sent a video of the log catching fire on a grill.
Mr. Day said that whether it is cooked in an oven or in a smoker, the rendered fat from the bacon keeps the sausage juicy. But in the smoker, he said, the smoke heightens the flavor of the meats.
Nick Pummell, a barbecue hobbyist in Las Vegas, learned of the recipe from Mr. Chronister's Twittering. He made his first Explosion on Christmas Day, when he and a group of friends also had a more traditional turkey. "This was kind of the dessert part," he said. "You need to call 911 after you are done. It was awesome."
Mr. Chronister said the main propellant behind the Bacon Explosion's spread was a Web service called StumbleUpon, which steers Web users toward content they are likely to find interesting. Readers tell the service about their professional interests or hobbies, and it serves up sites to match them. More than 7 million people worldwide use the service in an attempt to duplicate serendipity, the company says.
Mr. Chronister intended to send the post to StumbleUpon, but one of his readers beat him to it. It appeared on the front page of StumbleUpon for three days, which further increased traffic.
Mr. Chronister also littered his site with icons for Digg, Del.icio.us and other sites in which readers vote on posts or Web pages they like, helping to spread the word. "Alright this is going on Digg," a commenter wrote minutes after the Explosion was posted. "Already there," someone else answered.
Some have claimed that the Bacon Explosion is derivative. A writer known as the Headless Blogger posted a similar roll of sausage and bacon in mid-December. Mr. Chronister and Mr. Day do not claim to have invented the concept.
But they do vigorously defend their method. When one commenter dared to suggest that the two hours in the smoker could be slashed to a mere 30 minutes if the roll was first cooked in a microwave oven, Mr. Chronister snapped back. "Microwave??? Seriously? First, the proteins in the meats will bind around 140 degrees, so putting it on the smoker after that is pointless as it won't absorb any smoke flavor," he responded on his site. "This requires patience and some attention. It's not McDonald's."
Mr. Bacon vs Monsieur Tofu (http://www.officeplayground.com/mrbaconvstofu.html) [cue Mortal Kombat theme song here]
:fencing:
The "turbaconducken": A chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, all wrapped in bacon.
(//)
Looks gross in the thumbnail. Only a little better enlarged.
Bacon just doesn't have the same appeal when it hasn't been properly crisped. I have been known to put a couple slices across my meatloaf though and it makes a nice sort of garnish. I'm not 100 % sure if it's enhancing the flavor or not, but the meatloaf was good.
I thought of PatK when I took this pic.
Quote from: Facilitator to the Icon on February 10, 2009, 11:59 PM NHFT
The "turbaconducken": A chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, all wrapped in bacon.
(//)
We ate this 2 years in a row for our Festivus celebration. It has to be one of the best home made meals I've ever had.
OK........I lied about that.
This looks like it could be good.
I'm going to try and work that into my daily conversations... What did you expect, Egg and Bacon Ice Cream? ;)
"I never promised you a Rose Garden 'Egg and Bacon Ice Cream'"
This thread, it is relevant to my interests.
If you're gonna have a salad...
(http://www.notmartha.org/images/other/2008feb/bacon/spread_cupdetail.jpg)
Of course, some people like bacon more than others...
(http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/bacon-back.jpg)
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html?cpg=93H (http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html?cpg=93H)
(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/squeez-bacon.jpg)
Quote from: Recumbent ReCycler on April 01, 2009, 03:44 AM NHFT
Of course, some people like bacon more than others...
(http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/bacon-back.jpg)
Oh, that's a nice-looking back. Doesn't look like he eats all that much bacon.
I would hope its the guys last name, like Kevin Bacon.
I am really enjoying this thread. ;D
You'd really enjoy this job (http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Recipes/Story?id=7207632&page=1) even more.
Quote from: KBCraig on April 01, 2009, 04:32 PM NHFT
You'd really enjoy this job (http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Recipes/Story?id=7207632&page=1) even more.
Thanks for that KB. ;D
http://failblog.org/2009/04/01/product-fail/
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/baconlube.jpg)
;D
Quote from: KBCraig on April 01, 2009, 09:19 PM NHFT
http://failblog.org/2009/04/01/product-fail/
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/baconlube.jpg)
;D
Is this a fail because it's only available in a 5 OZ container?
LOL ! Made from those special Bacon fat drippings
your grandma was saving.
I should make some bread with bacon in it. I could make a loaf of bread with bacon and eggs baked right into it. Hmm, maybe a whole grain potato bread with bacon and eggs, oats, etc. mixed in. That might make a good breakfast food. I think I'll try it this week.
Quote from: dalebert on April 01, 2009, 12:29 PM NHFT
Quote from: Recumbent ReCycler on April 01, 2009, 03:44 AM NHFT
Of course, some people like bacon more than others...
(http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/bacon-back.jpg)
Oh, that's a nice-looking back. Doesn't look like he eats all that much bacon.
Does that make it
back bacon?
Quote from: dalebert on April 01, 2009, 12:29 PM NHFT
Oh, that's a nice-looking back. Doesn't look like he eats all that much bacon.
So, you'd pork him?
Quote from: KBCraig on April 02, 2009, 04:18 PM NHFT
Quote from: dalebert on April 01, 2009, 12:29 PM NHFT
Oh, that's a nice-looking back. Doesn't look like he eats all that much bacon.
So, you'd pork him?
I just freaking new KB
was gonna go there!
I made some bacon and egg bread, but it didn't taste quite right to me. It was not bad with ham and cheese and lightly pickled cucumber.
What the Hell! Just cook a bunch of your favorite foods, grind them up and mix them all together! Good to see you the other night Tim. ;D
Quote from: Facilitator to the Icon on April 01, 2009, 09:34 PM NHFT
Quote from: KBCraig on April 01, 2009, 09:19 PM NHFT
http://failblog.org/2009/04/01/product-fail/
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/baconlube.jpg)
;D
Is this a fail because it's only available in a 5 OZ container?
:D
Maybe this (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/04/07/bacon_sarnie_hangover_cure/) is why PatK loves bacon!
Quote from: Mike Barskey on April 07, 2009, 08:40 AM NHFT
Maybe this (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/04/07/bacon_sarnie_hangover_cure/) is why PatK loves bacon!
Once again it is proved!
Everything is better with Bacon!
Who needs thermite when there's bacon?!
http://www.popsci.com/bacon (http://www.popsci.com/bacon)
Also...
(http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2007/07/mmmmmmm-bacon.jpg)
I spoke to a Ukrainian guy recently and he told me the secret to that awesome bacon / pork lard they have in Ukraine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukrainian_cuisine). It's all in the feed you give to the pigs, and the secret feed component is... fish!
That got me thinking about that recent TV series, Deadwood (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadwood_(TV_series))... :o
How to Use Bacon to Make Your Life Incredible and Amazing
http://www.stumbleupon.com/toolbar/#url=http%253A%252F%252Fwww.recipestar.com%252Fpages%252Fbacon_life (http://www.stumbleupon.com/toolbar/#url=http%253A%252F%252Fwww.recipestar.com%252Fpages%252Fbacon_life)
:Bacon_by_danniep:
Canned bacon (http://www.readydepot.com/servlet/the-204/Yoders-Canned-Bacon-Celebrity/Detail)
(http://www.readydepot.com/catalog/canbaconcase.jpg)
;D 8) Ten Year shelf life!
Not as long a shelf life as a Twinkie but still impressive.
Yes. Bacon-flavored vodka (http://www.bakonvodka.com/).
(http://www.bakonvodka.com/media/bottle.png)
;D 8)
Sales of bacon-flavored vodka sizzling (http://www.wptv.com/content/aroundtheweb/story/bacon-flavored-vodka-Seattle-pork-alcohol-wptv/N1X5fknF5kKaG-saUqVHlw.cspx)
Last Update: 5/25 5:44 pm
SEATTLE, WA--Call it breakfast in a booze bottle. Bacon-flavored vodka is the all the rage in Seattle and sales are sizzling. At about $30 a bottle it's selling like hotcakes with a side of bacon-flavored vodka.
My first reaction was ewww, says Brittney Levang, who sampled a bacon-bloody Mary at Von's Roast House in downtown Seattle. But then I tried it. It's pretty good.
Seattle-based Black Rock Spirits cooked up the concept of "Bakon Vodka." It's inspiring bartenders across the city to concoct cocktails that reflect peoples' passion for pork.
There is a real fanatical following for bacon products and bacon in general. People love bacon, says Black Rock Spirits sales director Stefan Schachtell.
Recipes include a bacon-bloody Mary, and a bacon-chocolate martini. (So, in case you're wondering, bacon vodka apparently isn't just for breakfast.)
Since the recent relaxation of liquor regulations in Washington, the state's Liquor Control Board has approved licenses for five new distilleries over the past year, and up to 13 more are brewing.
Add those to the 17 already in Oregon and competition is getting fierce.
The vodka market is overflowing with fruity infusions from watermelon to pomegranate.
But Bakon Vodka appears to have cornered the meat market.
"I mean, who doesn't like bacon?" said one server at Von's. "And vodka. It's a good mix. Why not?"
http://www.bakonvodka.com/
Bakon vodka has a website.
For the land yacht:
(http://www.infobarrel.com/media/image/2327.jpg)
On my short detour through maine, I encountered bacon gum. I didn't try it, but I can assure you everyone else thought it was positively disgusting.
My car needs one of those KB. ;D
There was a pizza box at Rogers labelled PEPPERONI AND BACON.
It was empty.
:'(
(http://www.stevenhumour.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/reject-christ-receive-bacon.jpg)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a94/Diaperblast/receive_bacon.jpg)
Quote from: Friday on June 29, 2009, 03:20 PM NHFT
There was a pizza box at Rogers labelled PEPPERONI AND BACON.
I took the last slice. :) Sorry. :( As a consolation, here is a picture of cooking bacon @ PorcFest (actually, more like boiling in its own fat).
Quote from: MengerFan on June 29, 2009, 05:17 PM NHFT
(http://www.stevenhumour.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/reject-christ-receive-bacon.jpg)
That's great!
Quote from: Mike Barskey on June 29, 2009, 05:25 PM NHFT(actually, more like boiling in its own fat).
Not to pick nits, but when you boil something in grease, it's called "frying". ;D I'm from the South. We know all about the frying.
Quote from: Friday on June 29, 2009, 03:20 PM NHFT
There was a pizza box at Rogers labelled PEPPERONI AND BACON.
It was empty.
:'(
If it makes you feel any better, on Sunday I fried up bacon, then fried green tomatoes in the bacon grease.
Yummmm! ;D
Thanks to Jerry, I got to try chocolate bacon at Porc Fest !
Though I had to wait till Dale got some, he went friggan crazy when
Jerry brought it out. I was scared he was gonna break my arm
to get some.
Anyway it was very good.
Pat K
Bacon gumballs (http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-candy/b96c/?cpg=97H), for blowing bacon bubbles! :Bacon_by_danniep: :drunken_smilie:
Quote from: Friday on July 03, 2009, 04:39 PM NHFT
Bacon gumballs (http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-candy/b96c/?cpg=97H), for blowing bacon bubbles! :Bacon_by_danniep: :drunken_smilie:
...insert Michael Jackson chimpanzee joke...
Forget the granola bars and pack this in your range bag:
From http://mausersandmuffins.blogspot.com/
Quote from: jerry on August 07, 2009, 01:24 AM NHFT
Forget the granola bars and pack this in your range bag:
From http://mausersandmuffins.blogspot.com/
;D Brigid's blog is excellent I have been reading it for a while now.
Quote from: Pat K on August 07, 2009, 01:59 AM NHFT
Quote from: jerry on August 07, 2009, 01:24 AM NHFT
Forget the granola bars and pack this in your range bag:
From http://mausersandmuffins.blogspot.com/
;D Brigid's blog is excellent I have been reading it for a while now.
I knew you were cheating on me, PatK. >:(
Quote from: Friday on August 07, 2009, 11:42 AM NHFT
Quote from: Pat K on August 07, 2009, 01:59 AM NHFT
Quote from: jerry on August 07, 2009, 01:24 AM NHFT
Forget the granola bars and pack this in your range bag:
From http://mausersandmuffins.blogspot.com/
;D Brigid's blog is excellent I have been reading it for a while now.
I knew you were cheating on me, PatK. >:(
LOL, I admit it I am a uh what=poly blog reader?
Quote from: Pat K on August 08, 2009, 12:19 AM NHFT
Quote from: Friday on August 07, 2009, 11:42 AM NHFT
Quote from: Pat K on August 07, 2009, 01:59 AM NHFT
Quote from: jerry on August 07, 2009, 01:24 AM NHFT
Forget the granola bars and pack this in your range bag:
From http://mausersandmuffins.blogspot.com/
;D Brigid's blog is excellent I have been reading it for a while now.
I knew you were cheating on me, PatK. >:(
LOL, I admit it I am a uh what=poly blog reader?
If Pat is reading "Mausers and Muffins", he's also cheating on Dalebert.
Quote from: KBCraig on August 08, 2009, 01:03 AM NHFT
Quote from: Pat K on August 08, 2009, 12:19 AM NHFT
Quote from: Friday on August 07, 2009, 11:42 AM NHFT
Quote from: Pat K on August 07, 2009, 01:59 AM NHFT
Quote from: jerry on August 07, 2009, 01:24 AM NHFT
Forget the granola bars and pack this in your range bag:
From http://mausersandmuffins.blogspot.com/
;D Brigid's blog is excellent I have been reading it for a while now.
I knew you were cheating on me, PatK. >:(
LOL, I admit it I am a uh what=poly blog reader?
If Pat is reading "Mausers and Muffins", he's also cheating on Dalebert.
For heavens sake nobody tell Dale, he gets so bitchy.
(http://www.sloshspot.com/photos/blog/full/photo_1237425768.png) ;D
Quote from: Pat K on August 08, 2009, 12:19 AM NHFT
Quote from: Friday on August 07, 2009, 11:42 AM NHFT
Quote from: Pat K on August 07, 2009, 01:59 AM NHFT
Quote from: jerry on August 07, 2009, 01:24 AM NHFT
Forget the granola bars and pack this in your range bag:
From http://mausersandmuffins.blogspot.com/
;D Brigid's blog is excellent I have been reading it for a while now.
I knew you were cheating on me, PatK. >:(
LOL, I admit it I am a uh what=poly blog reader?
Don't trust her, man!! She gets ALL the guys to read her blog. She'll break your heart in a million pieces! She'll make you love her, and then YOU'LL SHAVE YOUR BEARD!!!
I'm smelling desperation!
Quote from: Lloyd Danforth on August 08, 2009, 06:16 AM NHFT
I'm smelling desperation!
It's a Firefly reference, Llloyd. I'm sure Pat gets it.
I rest my case
Did you know that fresh bao is made with bacon?
Firefly, featuring YoSaffBrig, with soundtrack by Garbage, featuring another evil redhead, Shirley Manson - The World Is Not Enough
;D, Yeah them redheads are all trouble.
That goes for them redheads down Texas way too. >:D
I think the scary chic in the other video is hotter!
This is not a Redhead thread. This is a BACON thread. Therefore, More bacon
Bacon shoes (http://www.zazzle.com/bacon_shoes_-167779678983910350)!
and the NSFW Bacon Merkin (http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk163/MayhemOfTheBlackUnderclass/TheMerkin.jpg)
Imagine if this robot looked like Six or Boomer.... >:D
Robot Thinks People Taste Like Bacon (http://www.collisiondetection.net/mt/archives/2006/09/robot_thinks_pe.php?disqus_reply=4055421)
Quote from: Friday on August 12, 2009, 08:00 AM NHFT
Imagine if this robot looked like Six or Boomer.... >:D
Robot Thinks People Taste Like Bacon (http://www.collisiondetection.net/mt/archives/2006/09/robot_thinks_pe.php?disqus_reply=4055421)
Well I for one take that a a compliment. ;D
Pigs are really close to humans in a lot of ways. Their internal organs are very similar and they're often used to teach people about human anatomy. I wouldn't be surprised if their chemical composition is very similar which means we might taste similar.
Quote from: dalebert on August 13, 2009, 09:48 AM NHFT
Pigs are really close to humans in a lot of ways. Their internal organs are very similar and they're often used to teach people about human anatomy. I wouldn't be surprised if their chemical composition is very similar which means we might taste similar.
There's a Heinlein novel where humans are used as food beasts, and their meat is described as similar to greasy pork.
I read somewhere that cannibals in New Guinea called human meat "longpig" or "slowpig" (slow 'cause they're easier to catch)
I'm still laughing at this...
;D 8)
Baconnaise (http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/c87a/?cpg=109HA) :Bacon_by_danniep:
Throughout history there have been many legendary couplings - peanut butter & chocolate, oatmeal & raisins, Antony & Cleopatra. Each of these pairings is magnificent in their own right. None of these can stand up to the truly glorious union between bacon and mayonnaise. Baconnaise, as this mana from the heavens is called, goes well on everything from sandwiches to french fries. You could even combine it with one of the other legendary pairings! Well, maybe not Tony and Cleo. BUT! Baconnaise mixed with chocolate and peanut butter has to be good... right?
Quote from: Friday on November 14, 2009, 08:19 AM NHFT
Baconnaise (http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/c87a/?cpg=109HA) :Bacon_by_danniep:
"Vegetarian and Kosher friendly."
Artificial bacon anyone?!?!
Quote from: Pat McCotter on November 14, 2009, 10:48 AM NHFT
Quote from: Friday on November 14, 2009, 08:19 AM NHFT
Baconnaise (http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/c87a/?cpg=109HA) :Bacon_by_danniep:
"Vegetarian and Kosher friendly."
Artificial bacon anyone?!?!
Oh God, I am so embarrassed. :-[ As penance, I will eat 10 pieces of bacon.
Quote from: Pat McCotter on November 14, 2009, 10:48 AM NHFT
Quote from: Friday on November 14, 2009, 08:19 AM NHFT
Baconnaise (http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/c87a/?cpg=109HA) :Bacon_by_danniep:
"Vegetarian and Kosher friendly."
Artificial bacon anyone?!?!
As long as it is still at least 99% Sodium, Nitrates and some form of fat like thing that tastes smoked.
I had really tasty pizza last night. Bacon, :Bacon_by_danniep: chicken and garlic. It was a white pizza and it delicious.
Quote from: Friday on November 14, 2009, 11:22 AM NHFT
Quote from: Pat McCotter on November 14, 2009, 10:48 AM NHFT
Quote from: Friday on November 14, 2009, 08:19 AM NHFT
Baconnaise (http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/c87a/?cpg=109HA) :Bacon_by_danniep:
"Vegetarian and Kosher friendly."
Artificial bacon anyone?!?!
Oh God, I am so embarrassed. :-[ As penance, I will eat 10 pieces of bacon.
Oh no not that !
That is the harshest punishment since god told the snake
he would crawl on his belly.
Why the Hell would God crawl on the Snake's belly?
Quote from: Pat K on November 15, 2009, 12:34 AM NHFT
Quote from: Friday on November 14, 2009, 11:22 AM NHFT
Quote from: Pat McCotter on November 14, 2009, 10:48 AM NHFT
Quote from: Friday on November 14, 2009, 08:19 AM NHFT
Baconnaise (http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/c87a/?cpg=109HA) :Bacon_by_danniep:
"Vegetarian and Kosher friendly."
Artificial bacon anyone?!?!
Oh God, I am so embarrassed. :-[ As penance, I will eat 10 pieces of bacon.
Oh no not that !
That is the harshest punishment since god told the snake
he would crawl on his belly.
Please, Brer Fox, don't make me eat all dat bacon!
A 12 day trip away from home. Hmmm, any guesses on whether I will have bacon on my plate many of those mornings?
I love vacations!
Quote from: cathleeninnh on November 15, 2009, 10:16 AM NHFT
A 12 day trip away from home. Hmmm, any guesses on whether I will have bacon on my plate many of those mornings?
I love vacations!
Grits, too, I bet!
Grits.... hmmmm... I think grits and eggs for brunch... do we have bacon?
It's John David's birthday, he had a friend sleep over, Andy and Daniel are here, and we just finished a brunch featuring BACON!
2 New bacon products!! (from the people that brought you baconnaise)
http://www.jdfoods.net/products/mmmvelopes.php mmmvelopes - Bacon flavored envelops!?
http://www.jdfoods.net/products/baconpop.php Bacon Pop - Bacon Flavored Popcorn
The free market rocks!
Yeah! Fuck'in government would never think this stuff up!
Bacon jellybeans (http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/ce85/) :Bacon_by_danniep:
(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/ce85_bacon_beans_jellybeans.jpg)
Bacon-flavored lip balm (http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/ce5c/?cpg=119H)
(Note: currently out of stock due to high Festivus demand)
(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/ce5c_bacon_lip_balm.jpg)
I recently went vegan for health as well as tax resistance reasons - and here's why you should too (CLICK) (http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=31494)! ;D
For tax avoidance reasons, we should all just grow our own. No need to give up meat.
BaconPop: Bacon-flavored popcorn (http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/cf26/?cpg=122H) :Bacon_by_danniep: :happy1:
(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/cf26_bacon_popcorn.jpg)
A bacon song and video:
Quotehttp://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f3f785cfda/bacon-care-of-bizniz
http://hawtness.com/2010/01/26/wtf-girl-photo-mmm-bacons/ (http://hawtness.com/2010/01/26/wtf-girl-photo-mmm-bacons/)
(http://hawtness.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/129077216665532916.jpg)
I can't remember if this was posted before, but it deserves another posting regardless...
http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/bacon-is-a-vegetable-shirt (http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/bacon-is-a-vegetable-shirt)
:icon_pirat:
http://ugliesttattoos.com/2010/02/01/funny-tattoos-i-have-some-reservations-about-this/ (http://ugliesttattoos.com/2010/02/01/funny-tattoos-i-have-some-reservations-about-this/)
(http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/129068761089713152.jpg)
Praise the Lard!
http://ugliesttattoos.com/2010/02/01/funny-tattoos-bless-us-o-lard-and-these-thy-gifts-heart-disease-type-ii-diabetes-and-early-death/ (http://ugliesttattoos.com/2010/02/01/funny-tattoos-bless-us-o-lard-and-these-thy-gifts-heart-disease-type-ii-diabetes-and-early-death/)
(http://ugliesttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/129083994813805811.jpg)
I'm sure the doctors will have a good chuckle over that during the Bypass or, Autopsy.
Quote from: Llloyd Danforth on February 03, 2010, 05:45 AM NHFT
I'm sure the doctors will have a good chuckle over that during the Bypass or, Autopsy.
But in the first one, I think she's just beggin' for a good pork.
State fair fare (http://video.foxnews.com/v/4015078/harrigans-most-dangerous-assignment) [VIDEO]
Quote from: Pat McCotter on February 13, 2010, 09:41 AM NHFT
State fair fare (http://video.foxnews.com/v/4015078/harrigans-most-dangerous-assignment) [VIDEO]
Genius!
I will Belly Bop the food police.
Bacon cheese turleburgers. Genius!
http://klg2a.blogspot.com/2010/02/super-bowl-bacon-cheese-turtleburger.html (http://klg2a.blogspot.com/2010/02/super-bowl-bacon-cheese-turtleburger.html)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_74wytY2-Ot4/S3TAtl6PxEI/AAAAAAAAACA/PCJCgUdG7y0/s1600-h/Bacon+Turtles.jpg)
That makes my day!
Bacon Beer, kind of: http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/GL_Gallery2/index.php?g2_view=core.ShowItem&g2_itemId=23025 (http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/GL_Gallery2/index.php?g2_view=core.ShowItem&g2_itemId=23025)
8) We're entering into a whole new bacon as art thing. 8)
Bacon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHJtLdsV-Tw&feature=player_embedded#)
(http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/images/articles/20091011-BA-K-47_2.jpg)
If anybody tries to take your bacon away. AK- them.
The Bacon Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger Howto (http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/GL_Gallery2/index.php?g2_view=core.ShowItem&g2_itemId=22231&g2_imageViewsIndex=1)
http://bostonbaconandbeer.eventbrite.com/ (http://bostonbaconandbeer.eventbrite.com/)
(http://eventbrite-s3.s3.amazonaws.com/eventlogos/1049680/bbb650.jpg)
http://www.dailyfork.com/2010/03/kiss_from_a_bacon_rose.php (http://www.dailyfork.com/2010/03/kiss_from_a_bacon_rose.php)
(http://www.dailyfork.com/Bacon-Rose.jpg)
Thanks KB. ;D
He, actually sent them too you?
Quote from: Lloyd Danforth on March 28, 2010, 05:51 AM NHFT
He, actually sent them too you?
No, but if any body wants too I won't object. ;D
Quote from: KBCraig on March 27, 2010, 08:23 PM NHFT
http://www.dailyfork.com/2010/03/kiss_from_a_bacon_rose.php (http://www.dailyfork.com/2010/03/kiss_from_a_bacon_rose.php)
(http://www.dailyfork.com/Bacon-Rose.jpg)
Wow, that's really cool and gross looking at the same time. :D
http://failblog.org/2010/04/01/epic-fail-photos-bacon-fail-or-win/ (http://failblog.org/2010/04/01/epic-fail-photos-bacon-fail-or-win/)
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/bacon-baby-p.jpg?w=300&h=354)
Novel bacon cooking technique:
http://www.reddit.com/r/Bacon/comments/an596/exciting_new_way_of_cooking_bacon_with_pictures/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/Bacon/comments/an596/exciting_new_way_of_cooking_bacon_with_pictures/)
Joe
Damn Bacon and gunfire, it's like
a dream come true. ;D
http://baconpotatochips.com/ (http://baconpotatochips.com/)
(http://www.uncrate.com/men/images/2010/02/bacon-potato-chips-xl.jpg)
(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/thumb/large/myfirstbacon.jpg)
My First Bacon (http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/my-first-bacon.shtml)
"I'm Bacon!" This adorable talking plush has stolen our hearts. Seriously, who would have thought that a stuffed strip of bacon would be so freakin' cute? But despite being cute, the My First Bacon serves a very important purpose. His job is to convince all wee geeks of the culinary superiority of smoked pork products. After all, you wouldn't want your kid to grow up baconless! (Sorry, veggie-folks, but Fake'un just isn't the same!) We don't advocate brainwashing your children, but we do want to ensure the next generation of nerds appreciates bacon like we do. Make My First Bacon your wee geek's best friend.
(http://www.supersizedmeals.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=23027&g2_serialNumber=3&g2_GALLERYSID=bb1257a016e565c0db0b5946b73e683d)
A little conflict for Pat K....
http://thereifixedit.com/2010/04/27/epic-kludge-photo-bacon-is-a-way-of-life/ (http://thereifixedit.com/2010/04/27/epic-kludge-photo-bacon-is-a-way-of-life/)
(http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129158480152824548.jpg)
Quote from: KBCraig on April 28, 2010, 12:19 PM NHFT
A little conflict for Pat K....
http://thereifixedit.com/2010/04/27/epic-kludge-photo-bacon-is-a-way-of-life/ (http://thereifixedit.com/2010/04/27/epic-kludge-photo-bacon-is-a-way-of-life/)
(http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129158480152824548.jpg)
Wow it's like a glimpse into my NH future.
(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/da14_bacon_soap.jpg)
Bacon Soap (http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/da14/?cpg=130H&image)
Bacon Alarm Clock: http://is.gd/bSUtD (http://is.gd/bSUtD)
http://failblog.org/2010/05/03/epic-fail-photos-kosher-fail-3/ (http://failblog.org/2010/05/03/epic-fail-photos-kosher-fail-3/)
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129169577877302117.jpg)
http://wedinator.com/2010/05/06/funny-wedding-photos-yes-please/ (http://wedinator.com/2010/05/06/funny-wedding-photos-yes-please/)
(http://wedinator.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129175644202010463.jpg)
http://www.torani.com/products/bacon-syrup (http://www.torani.com/products/bacon-syrup)
(http://www.torani.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/flavor_detail//sites/default/files/products/Bacon.png)
Quote from: thinkliberty on May 07, 2010, 09:50 AM NHFT
http://www.torani.com/products/bacon-syrup (http://www.torani.com/products/bacon-syrup)
(http://www.torani.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/flavor_detail//sites/default/files/products/Bacon.png)
OMG, I can't believe Torani actually makes that! :o
Mr. Bacon's Big Adventure Board Game (http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/games/dd3d/?cpg=132H10&image)
(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/frontsquare/dd3d_mr_bacons_big_adventure.jpg)
Re: @GeorgeGSmithJr | Old Spice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLz5ArupElA#ws)
Would you like a little bacon in that martini?
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=128755367 (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=128755367)
;D 8)
http://izismile.com/2010/08/10/the_most_creative_bacon_bits_ever_95_pics.html (http://izismile.com/2010/08/10/the_most_creative_bacon_bits_ever_95_pics.html)
Quote from: CJS on August 10, 2010, 10:07 PM NHFT
http://izismile.com/2010/08/10/the_most_creative_bacon_bits_ever_95_pics.html (http://izismile.com/2010/08/10/the_most_creative_bacon_bits_ever_95_pics.html)
Number 4.
Definitely, Number 4. ;D
Yep... Number 4... Totally concur...
http://www.wired.com/geekdad/2010/08/the-great-bacon-odyssey-extreme-bacon-pancakes/ (http://www.wired.com/geekdad/2010/08/the-great-bacon-odyssey-extreme-bacon-pancakes/)
This week's mission: to make and eat bacon pancakes. And I don't just mean regular pancakes with some chopped up bacon in them; I mean the baconiest bacon pancakes that ever baconed bacon. Or something like that.
Read More http://www.wired.com/geekdad/2010/08/the-great-bacon-odyssey-extreme-bacon-pancakes/#ixzz0xAdffQR8 (http://www.wired.com/geekdad/2010/08/the-great-bacon-odyssey-extreme-bacon-pancakes/#ixzz0xAdffQR8)
People in Canada Choose Bacon Over Sex.
http://bacontoday.com/the-people-of-canada-choose-bacon-over-sex/ (http://bacontoday.com/the-people-of-canada-choose-bacon-over-sex/)
Quote from: Sunshine on August 20, 2010, 01:15 PM NHFT
People in Canada Choose Bacon Over Sex.
http://bacontoday.com/the-people-of-canada-choose-bacon-over-sex/ (http://bacontoday.com/the-people-of-canada-choose-bacon-over-sex/)
DUH! Of course they did! Did you LOOK at Number 4?!?! ;D
http://epicwinftw.com/2010/10/04/awesome-photos-please-tell-me-this-is-for-bacon-delivery/ (http://epicwinftw.com/2010/10/04/awesome-photos-please-tell-me-this-is-for-bacon-delivery/)
(http://epicwinftw.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/b398efea-729b-4d08-8644-ba2715e24ff7.jpg)
Quote from: KBCraig on October 04, 2010, 02:30 PM NHFT
http://epicwinftw.com/2010/10/04/awesome-photos-please-tell-me-this-is-for-bacon-delivery/ (http://epicwinftw.com/2010/10/04/awesome-photos-please-tell-me-this-is-for-bacon-delivery/)
(http://epicwinftw.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/b398efea-729b-4d08-8644-ba2715e24ff7.jpg)
Cool!
Maximus/Minimus (http://www.maximus-minimus.com/)
"Serving up delicious
pulled pork and veggie
sandwiches at 2nd & Pike in Downtown Seattle...
and wherever the day takes us"
Too cool!
I love the steampunk-esque patina, but I have to admit I'd paint it Razorback Red, and put a pig tail on the back that spun around every time the brake lights lit up.
This seems about right.
(http://www.supersizedmeals.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=22794&g2_serialNumber=3&g2_GALLERYSID=1742cac47f08d1728af4d69d15de326a)
:'(
That is a thing of beauty
Bacon has now become a "hate-crime" weapon:
http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Justice/2010/1015/Bacon-attack-on-an-American-mosque-prank-or-hate-crime (http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Justice/2010/1015/Bacon-attack-on-an-American-mosque-prank-or-hate-crime)
The immense power of Bacon should only be wielded for the good!
Quote from: Pat K on October 15, 2010, 11:50 PM NHFT
The immense power of Bacon should only be wielded for the good!
We should institute three separate and equal bodies of men who would insure that 'The immense power of Bacon' is used only for 'The Good'.
Then bacon would never be used to write "PIG CHUMP" on the side walk ever again.
Quote from: Jim Johnson on October 16, 2010, 12:13 AM NHFT
Quote from: Pat K on October 15, 2010, 11:50 PM NHFT
The immense power of Bacon should only be wielded for the good!
We should institute three separate and equal bodies of men who would insure that 'The immense power of Bacon' is used only for 'The Good'.
Then bacon would never be used to write "PIG CHUMP" on the side walk ever again.
:P
Has this been mentioned yet?
http://www.9news.com/news/watercooler/article.aspx?storyid=161913&catid=337 (http://www.9news.com/news/watercooler/article.aspx?storyid=161913&catid=337)
Bacon soda makes its debut
KUSA - For anyone worried they can't chew bacon fast enough, J&D foods and Jones soda have teamed up to find a liquid solution.
Advertisement
They combined the sugary carbonation of soda with the heart-clogging fattiness of bacon into one spectacularly unhealthy drink: bacon soda.
The pork-infused pop comes in a holiday pack, featuring two bottles of Jones bacon soda, bacon popcorn, bacon gravy, bacon salt and bacon lip balm. That's a whole lot of cholesterol for $9.99.
For those vegetarians out there, Jones is also releasing a Tofurky and gravy soda just in time for Thanksgiving.
(KUSA-TV © 2010 Multimedia Holdings Corporation
Quote from: Lloyd Danforth on November 06, 2010, 06:16 AM NHFT
Bacon soda makes its debut
OH NO! Now somebody will probably start sprinkling bacon soda on mosques...
MAPLE-BACON ICE CREAM
3 ounces bacon, minced
4 cups whole milk
1/4 cup nonfat dry milk
1/3 cup heavy whipping cream
1/4 cup granulated sugar
12 large egg yolks
21/2 cups maple syrup
1. Cook the bacon in a large skillet until crispy, drain and cool on paper towels.
2. Fill a large bowl with ice and water.
3. Combine whole milk, dry milk and cream in a large saucepan and bring to a boil over medium heat. Remove from heat and set aside. Combine sugar and egg yolks in a large bowl and mix well. Slowly add the hot cream to the egg mixture in small portions to temper it, stirring constantly and being careful not to scramble the eggs.
4. Return the mixture to the saucepan and cook over medium heat, stirring constantly, until the mixture is thick enough to coat the back of a wooden spoon. Remove the pan from the heat and chill it over the ice water bath for 30 minutes. Once cooled, stir in the maple syrup.
5. Pour the mixture into an ice-cream maker and churn according to manufacturer's instructions. When churned, scoop it into a freezer-safe container and stir in bacon pieces. Freeze until ready to serve.
...how can we enjoy that wonderful meaty sweet and smokey aroma without the temptation and subsequent belt-busting and heart-clogging richness of actual cured-pork ingestion? Bacon scented candles, of course!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/lights/e585/?cpg=144H&link (http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/lights/e585/?cpg=144H&link)
(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/frontsquare/e585_bacon_scented_candles.jpg)
Quote from: Friday on November 16, 2010, 12:44 PM NHFT...how can we enjoy that wonderful meaty sweet and smokey aroma without the temptation and subsequent belt-busting and heart-clogging richness of actual cured-pork ingestion? Bacon scented candles, of course!
Seems like this would be like going to a strip club where you can't touch the strippers. Never have been a fan of strip clubs.
Massive Meat Log - Epic Meal Time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIzzx2OolfI#ws)
http://dailycaller.com/2010/11/25/thedc-interview-two-men-who-think-everything-should-taste-like-bacon/ (http://dailycaller.com/2010/11/25/thedc-interview-two-men-who-think-everything-should-taste-like-bacon/)
http://dailycaller.com/2010/11/25/thedc-and-jd-thanksgiving-recipe-bacon-salt-pumpkin-bread/ (http://dailycaller.com/2010/11/25/thedc-and-jd-thanksgiving-recipe-bacon-salt-pumpkin-bread/)
http://dailycaller.com/2010/11/25/thedc-and-jd-thanksgiving-recipe-bacon-chex-mix/ (http://dailycaller.com/2010/11/25/thedc-and-jd-thanksgiving-recipe-bacon-chex-mix/)
http://dailycaller.com/2010/11/25/thedc-and-jd-thanksgiving-recipe-baked-bacon-ranch-mashed-potatoes/ (http://dailycaller.com/2010/11/25/thedc-and-jd-thanksgiving-recipe-baked-bacon-ranch-mashed-potatoes/)
Even Mom loves Bacon! :icon_pirat:
My First Bacon from ThinkGeek (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGyKp3G6r2A#ws)
;D ;D
http://store.baconsalt.com/Bacon-Baby-Infant-Formula--WAITING-LIST-ONLY_p_84.html (http://store.baconsalt.com/Bacon-Baby-Infant-Formula--WAITING-LIST-ONLY_p_84.html)
Having a hard time believing that one ;D
It appears to be a real business website.
Products page: http://store.baconsalt.com/ (http://store.baconsalt.com/)
Reportedly spotted on the Island of Long....
(http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20090323-mmmbacon.jpg)
;D ;D ;D ;D
http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/2011/01/10/demotivational-posters-glass-of-bacon/ (http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/2011/01/10/demotivational-posters-glass-of-bacon/)
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/demotivational-posters-glass-of-bacon.jpg)
Bacon Rocket!
http://www.rathergood.com/bacon_rocket (http://www.rathergood.com/bacon_rocket)
;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D
Now that BACON AND ROCKETRY........is gonna be stuck
in my head. Ah there are worse things floating around in there.
The FDA just noticed that less than ~28% of calories in bacon come from protein, compared to ~35% in beans, so... they're reclassifying bacon as a vegetable! :D
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kues7o7Voc1qaw24so1_500.jpg)
(http://www.dieselsweeties.com/hstrips/0/0/9/3/00931.png)
:biglaugh:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/gear/e77a/?cpg=153H&image (http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/gear/e77a/?cpg=153H&image)
Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages
-- Look like bacon strips, but they're really just bandages
-- Much safer than wearing real raw meat on a cut
(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/frontsquare/e77a_bacon_strips_adhesive_bandages.jpg)
And then there is Sir Francis Bacon, the believer in Utopia, who advised Queen Elisabeth I. An evil man, though very intelligent.
ShortyLong
Yes.
Wikipedia - Bacon (surname) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon_%28surname%29) :P :icon_pirat:
On The other hand...
No one on his planet is called Ian Sausage. Actually no one on this planet has the surname Sausage. Everyday this week I've had a massive argument with a work colleague because he disputes this fact. It really has been unbearable at the paperclip factory because of this.
Quote from: Lloyd Danforth on March 01, 2011, 08:38 AM NHFT
On The other hand...
No one on his planet is called Ian Sausage. Actually no one on this planet has the surname Sausage. Everyday this week I've had a massive argument with a work colleague because he disputes this fact. It really has been unbearable at the paperclip factory because of this.
On yet another hand, I have heard of a pig named Porky.
IHeartBacon.com (http://www.iheartbacon.com/)
Quick search with yellow pages turns up 9 persons with the surname of Sausage.
Bacon jam! (http://www.notquitenigella.com/2009/10/08/bacon-jam-your-wildest-dreams-come-true/)
I am conducting an experiment where, after being vegan for 1.5 years (http://bbs.freetalklive.com/general/the-tax-resister-diet/), now I'm doing a 180-degree turn and going high-protein very-low-carb (http://bbs.freetalklive.com/general/fat-head/) for at least 2 months!
So now I only get carbs from leafy greens (http://nhunderground.com/forum/index.php?topic=22162.msg333694#msg333694), which is very little, and my body so far seems to be doing OK in using fat instead of carbs for energy. If I eat a meal of lean protein, like egg whites or fish, and I'm still hungry, I can eat more carb-free fat to get the needed calories.
And guess what has no carbs and tastes awesome? That's right, BACON! :D
Baconalia: Denny's Does Bacon 7 Ways (http://www.seriouseats.com/2011/03/baconalia-dennys-celebration-bacon-menu-review.html)
http://www.instructables.com/id/Bacon-Powered-Lamp/ (http://www.instructables.com/id/Bacon-Powered-Lamp/)
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm5c9bqfaC1qey5y8.jpg)
Ron Swanson wants all the bacon. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOzOxPtYFsg#ws)
Ron Swanson on Vegan Bacon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXhJPey3i_A#ws)
(http://alexlibman.org/img/bak/donuts-bacon-tshirt.jpg) (http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2011/06/13/which-candidate-or-would-be-candidate-would-most-like-to-see-debate-obama/)
(http://alexlibman.org/img/bak/mccain-bacon.jpg) (http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2011/06/13/which-candidate-or-would-be-candidate-would-most-like-to-see-debate-obama/)
(http://alexlibman.org/img/bak/bacon-vs-fries.jpg) (http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2011/06/13/which-candidate-or-would-be-candidate-would-most-like-to-see-debate-obama/)
This injection of politico bacon imagery is sponsored by Ron Paul and the FoxNews.com poll:
Which Candidate or Would-Be Candidate Would You Most Like to See Debate Obama? (http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2011/06/13/which-candidate-or-would-be-candidate-would-most-like-to-see-debate-obama/)
Vote, you lazy apolitical bums! It only takes 5 seconds!
Ron Paul - he's salty and crunchy like bacon, and 90% fat free! >:D
Quote from: Alex Libman on June 14, 2011, 05:30 AM NHFT
(http://alexlibman.org/img/bak/bacon-vs-fries.jpg)
I had to look it up. :o ;D
Larimer County: State Senate District 14 Election Results (http://data.denverpost.com/election/results/state-senate/2008/district-14/)
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html (http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html)
Quote from: dalebert on July 10, 2011, 06:58 PM NHFT
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html (http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html)
Unfortunately it's an april fool's day joke.
Although, a fake label that would fit over a heinz bottle might be a good idea.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2362/5752026208_b24c6920bb_o.gif)
I love you Dale.
(http://i.imgur.com/NwfD1.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/F14zT.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/zK5F1.jpg)
Triple-posting? I guess Dale must REALLY like bacon...
(http://libman.us/img/bak/kevin_bacon.jpg) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Bacon)
From the HSI email newsletter:
Vegetarians have a deep, dark secret.
Under the right circumstances, many of them succumb to the seductive allure of bacon.
And I've personally witnessed this phenomenon.
My friend Julie has been a devoted, no-nonsense vegetarian for many years. But when she was pregnant, she craved bacon so deeply that she gave in on at least two occasions and ate her fill.
Julie made it clear that these lapses were NOT open to discussion. After all, she was riding pregnancy's hormonal roller coaster, and...well...bacon is bacon.
According to an NPR report, many vegetarians (pregnant or not) find bacon to be a "gateway to meat."
Believe it or not, there's a scientific explanation for this phenomenon: Bacon calls to us on an elemental level.
Johan Lundstrom -- a scientist who studies sensory response -- told NPR that the high fat and protein content of bacon stirs an evolutionary quest for calories.
And then, of course, there's the aroma, which Lundstrom describes as "aggressive."
Lundstrom: "There's an intimate connection between odor and emotion, and odor and memory."
So feel no shame, vegetarians. Between bacon's aroma, crunchy texture and that one-of-a-kind taste, you're being lured by a delicacy that tofu can never EVER duplicate.
HA! I knew it!
Humanity's "quest for calories" is over. Now they are killing us.
The longest-living people in the world (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Zone) are ones that overcome calorie addiction by eating low-caloric-density (http://ronisweigh.com/2007/02/low-energy-density-foods.html) plant-based foods (like the Tax Resister Diet (http://bbs.freetalklive.com/general/the-tax-resister-diet/), with legumes and lots and lots of leafy greens (like kale (http://nhunderground.com/forum/index.php?topic=22162))), and little to no bacon.
By decreasing your life expectancy, you're not just simply sacrificing a certain number of years off your life, but you're also reducing the odds that you will live long enough to benefit from an explosion of medical innovation (ex. cryogenics) that can increase your lifespan indefinitely! What's worse, by acting irrationally and celebrating surrender to every carnal temptation, you are discrediting the very ideals of liberty that you claim to support!
As the human civilization invents ever-more temptations that hijack our monkey-brained instincts (accessible animal fats, junk carbs, alcohol, smoking, drugs, etc), ever-more willpower will be necessary to resist them. How can you expect your (grand*x)children to resist giving up their lives to electrical pleasure (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrical_brain_stimulation), or whatever other addictions of the future humanity will have to face, when -- here -- they'll read about your failure to even stand up against pork bellies! Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom! Reason must prevail in all things!
And now, to balance out my """trolling""" and make sure you don't pay any attention to anything I've just said, here's another lolpic for your amusement:
(http://libman.us/img/bak/bacon-diet-coke.jpg)
Did you know you can smoke bacon? No, I'm not talking about eating bacon that has been smoked. I'm talking about smoking bacon!
http://www.mstsbakery.com/categories/E%252dJuice/Bacon/ (http://www.mstsbakery.com/categories/E%252dJuice/Bacon/)
(http://i.imgur.com/4i0vk.png) (http://i.imgur.com/xcFrc.jpg)
Can you use a vaporizer?
Quote from: Lloyd Danforth on September 14, 2011, 11:18 AM NHFT
Can you use a vaporizer?
Well, yeah. That's exactly the point. You use something like this: http://VaporSmiths.com (http://vaporsmiths.com)
Those aren't particularly designed for refilling with custom liquids, but apparently it's really easy to pop the top off of a depleted cartemizer with a paper clip and refill it with something else. You can get away with it once or twice per cartemizer. They're intended to be disposable.
Carrot Bacon !!! (http://www.geekosystem.com/carrot-bacon/)
(http://libman.us/img/bak/CarrotBacon2.jpg) (http://www.geekosystem.com/carrot-bacon/)
(http://libman.us/img/bak/CarrotBacon1.jpg) (http://www.geekosystem.com/carrot-bacon/)
(via) (http://vegweb.com/index.php?topic=37487)
(http://i.imgur.com/xUfrc.jpg)
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/article_98d40d83-0f83-59df-86d1-715cfc68c13f.html (http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/article_98d40d83-0f83-59df-86d1-715cfc68c13f.html)
— A burglar was frying bacon when a University City woman returned home and caught him in her kitchen, police say.
Read more: http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/article_98d40d83-0f83-59df-86d1-715cfc68c13f.html#ixzz1Ygpq1TSM (http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/article_98d40d83-0f83-59df-86d1-715cfc68c13f.html#ixzz1Ygpq1TSM)
That proves it! Bacon helps fight crime!
Just got the "Wireless" catalog. Christmas is coming, get your bacon ornaments and Xmas lights. http://www.thewirelesscatalog.com/cgi-bin/hazel.cgi (http://www.thewirelesscatalog.com/cgi-bin/hazel.cgi) search "bacon"
(http://www.thewirelesscatalog.com/graphics/products/large/CG7526.jpg)
Bacon font:
http://www.neatorama.com/2011/09/26/bacon-font/ (http://www.neatorama.com/2011/09/26/bacon-font/)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_fried_bacon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_fried_bacon)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b0/Chicken_Fried_Bacon.jpg)
With bacon gravy! ;D
Quote from: dalebert on October 17, 2011, 08:25 AM NHFT
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_fried_bacon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_fried_bacon)
QuoteJane Hurley, senior nutritionist at the Center for Science in the Public Interest in Washington, D.C., stated she's "never heard of anything worse."
That's all the endorsement I need!
Jane, you ignorant slut.
The second (http://eztv.it/ep/30194/penn-and-teller-tell-a-lie-s01e02-hdtv-xvid-momentum/) episode (http://thepiratebay.org/search/penn%20teller%20tell%20a%20lie%20s01e02/0/7/0) [BT] (http://btjunkie.org/search?q=penn+teller+tell+a+lie+s01e02) of Penn & Teller Tell a Lie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penn_%26_Teller_Tell_a_Lie), the libertarian(ish) magician duo's new TV series following Bullshit, features the following claim:
"Bacon, when mixed with pure oxygen, can create a superheated blowtorch flame, capable of cutting steel. The bacon has a high energy source, which other foods cannot achieve. The bacon's fat burns with 1.5 megajoules (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orders_of_magnitude_(energy)) in air. A scientist was able to make a bacon blowtorch that cut through a steel cookie sheet."
By golly, is it true or a lie? Watch the episode, or click a this spoiler link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Penn_%26_Teller_Tell_a_Lie_episodes#Episode_2) to find out... ::)
The real question is "Is prosciutto bacon?"
I would argue that it is not, it comes from the leg of the pig, is prepared by smoking and NOT cooking (I know that some bacon is prepared by smoking, but is then also cooked), and is served in thin wide slices.
Quote from: sandm000 on October 25, 2011, 11:51 AM NHFT
The real question is "Is prosciutto bacon?"
I would argue that it is not, it comes from the leg of the pig, is prepared by smoking and NOT cooking (I know that some bacon is prepared by smoking, but is then also cooked), and is served in thin wide slices.
It's all charcuterie to me.
Quote from: sandm000 on October 25, 2011, 11:51 AM NHFT
it comes from the leg of the pig
What part of the pig does bacon come from?
Usually, the store.
http://eatocracy.cnn.com/2011/11/04/t-minus-20-beyond-the-bird-a-bacon-pig/?hpt=hp_bn8 (http://eatocracy.cnn.com/2011/11/04/t-minus-20-beyond-the-bird-a-bacon-pig/?hpt=hp_bn8)
(http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/111104120748-bacon-pig-story-top.jpg)
Cool! But, the meal isn't right with out turkey on thanksgiving.
(http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/gay_bacon_strips__842849.jpg)
Be careful what you wish for offer. You might get it be asked to provide it.
and...
The free(ish) market is stranger than fiction.
It started as a joke but now it's 4 rlz.
http://www.baconlube.com/ (http://www.baconlube.com/)
Adds a whole new meaning to porking.
Merry Christmas!!
;D
Happiness
Good Advice.
That's damn good advice! Could be quite dangerous. ;D
Nakedness should be saved for safer activities, like mowing the yard. 8)
So, Pizza night here. I went to cook up some bacon for our whole grain pizza, when I noticed an odd odor in the air. Maple!
Our bacon was maple brown sugar! I couldn't in good conscience put that bacon on a pizza. So I cooked it up and turned it into chainmaille!
(http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk163/MayhemOfTheBlackUnderclass/BACONe4in1.jpg)
(To create chainmaille bacon, wrap the bacon around a cone of aluminum foil, press the cone into a muffin tin to catch the fat, then bake at 450 for 15 minutes, the bacon was still pliable at this point, where I wove it into the structure above, then placed it back into the over for another 5-10 minutes) (5 minutes and it didn't look done, 10 and it was smoking)
Ultimate Dog Tease (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw#)
(http://i.imgur.com/oU0Sm.jpg)
Bacon wrapping paper!
(http://www.wonderlandla.net/store/images/12169__84767.jpg) (http://www.wonderlandla.net/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=1_55&products_id=1607)
Bacon infused Maker's Mark whiskey with maple syrup, bitter, teaspoon of water and a bacon stirring stick
(http://i.imgur.com/Qlc6B.jpg)
Bacon taco shell, for the win.
(http://www.obviouswinner.com/storage/post-images/bacon-taco.jpg)
Burger King tests bacon ice cream sundae
http://www.naturalnews.com/035618_bacon_sundae_Burger_King_hot_dog_pizza.html
In the race to be the most offensive junk food providers in the world, U.S. fast food giants are rolling out disgusting and health-destroying menu concoctions that come close to activating the gag reflex.
Burger King, for example, is now actively testing a bacon sundae, consisting of a (processed, pasteurized) ice cream sundae with two strips of bacon shoved in it. It has all the artistry of a deep fried donkey turd, or maybe even a frozen vomit popsicle. But some people apparently love the idea of getting diabetes (processed ice cream) and cancer (processed bacon) in the same dish!
If you think I'm making all this up, this is actually a true story. It was reported by NPR (http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2012/04/12/150502365/the-bacon-sunda...) and there's even a photo of the sign promoting the bacon sundae at GrubGrade (http://www.grubgrade.com/2012/04/04/test-market-nashville-burger-king...). You can find a picture and a "food review" of the bacon sundae at: http://www.grubgrade.com/2012/04/12/review-bacon-sundae-from-burger-k...
Learn more: http://www.naturalnews.com/035618_bacon_sundae_Burger_King_hot_dog_pizza.html#ixzz1sVoiXgOr
"Bacon haters will be condemned by Pig Almighty. Their souls will be sold at junk price. Their bodies will be possessed for the greater culinary benefit of all mankind." Schnergenburger 71:12
;D
Johnson you know better than to say the name of he who should not be named... P is as much as I will risk!
"May the love of Pig be with you... and may It always guide you to bacon." Schnergenburger 71:5
http://www.smosh.com/PC/smosh-pit/photos/34-bacon-motivators
(http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/082010/baconmotivator-3.jpg)
"If you believe in Pig Almighty... love and piece of bacon will be forever yours." Schnergenburger 71:16
"Who cares if you believe in other gods? Do they have bacon? Pbbit... I don't think so." Schnergenburger 1:3
;D ;D ;D
Preach it Reverend Jim
(http://i.imgur.com/bQqjB.jpg)
Uh Oh! :o
Food & Drink
Start Hoarding Now: A Global Bacon Shortage Is Coming
By Tim Newcomb | @tdnewcomb | September 26, 2012 | 58inShare11
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A pile of fried, homemade bacon is ready for serving.
Parks & Recreation's Ron Swanson (played by Nick Offerman) has only cried twice. But a problem is looming that could again inspire tears in the small-town parks department director: a bacon shortage.
The European Union reports that pig herds around the world are "declining at a significant rate." And this could lead to a serious pork (and most crucially, bacon!) shortage — a problem that Britain's National Pig Association chairman, Richard Longthorp, now warns is "unavoidable."
(MORE: You Can Be Buried in a Bacon Coffin)
"British supermarkets know they have to raise the price they pay Britain's pig farmers or risk empty spaces on their shelves next year," he says in a press release.
Oddly, this shortage isn't coming on the heels of restaurant chains across the world adding copious amounts of bacon to nearly every dish on their menus. Rather, the issue is economic: the ever-rising prices of pig feed are making the business of pig farming a tougher one to manage.
The NPA has launched a "Save Our Bacon" campaign to convince consumers to purchase local bacon, a show of solidarity to persuade supermarket chains to stock the homegrown meat and pay farmers a higher price.
Sow herds have been shrinking across Europe for the last 12 months. Numbers show that Italian herds are down 13 percent, Sweden 7 percent and Ireland 6 percent. The NPA says that declining herds dropping slaughtering rates by even just 2 percent cause prices to increase 10 percent on store shelves the next year. The association anticipates a 10 percent drop in slaughter rates, potentially doubling the cost for pork across Europe.
The issue isn't reserved to just Europe. In the U.S., the government has created a pork-buying program to ensure pig farmers don't go under. Even China has added more pork to its cold storage, an insurance against a potential shortage or spiking prices.
As the pork warning signs start coming, consumers won't likely notice anything for at least six months, as the higher prices filter through the supply chain. With that delay, expect pork shortages and bacon hoarding to get even more intense over the next few months. There's never a dull day in the world of bacon.
MORE: Presenting the 100% Bacon Hamburger
Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/09/26/start-hoarding-now-a-global-bacon-shortage-is-coming/#ixzz27fUenVT3
http://mattysallin.wordpress.com/2011/03/20/wake-n-bacon/
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Breakfast buffet s with bacon mmmmmm
Macaroni & cheese stuffed bacon-wrapped meatloaf.
(http://i.imgur.com/W69J8.jpg)
Maple-glazed bacon donuts.
(http://i.imgur.com/g8NeI.jpg)
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-weirdest-patron-saints-internet/
If you're wondering why this article is here, skip to the end of page 2.
Quote from: dalebert on October 14, 2012, 11:16 PM NHFT
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-weirdest-patron-saints-internet/
If you're wondering why this article is here, skip to the end of page 2.
That was too many words for such a shitty picture of bacon, which they also call "a joke". They called all of bacondom a joke, not just the picture they posted.
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/3/4/8/149348_v1.jpg)
They also say bacon is really bad for you. It's a lot of false belief fueled by misleading propaganda, much of which has government at its origins.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/efb3/?cpg=48658662&msg_id=48658662&et_rid=969338475&linkid=48658662_text_efb3
Logical conclusions
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To buy:
http://amzn.to/VRGcfB
(http://i.imgur.com/rSrasCc.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/NXA9LrL.jpg)
Quote from: dalebert on February 21, 2013, 04:29 PM NHFT
(http://i.imgur.com/NXA9LrL.jpg)
Drowning 101 includes bacon! I'm taking that class!
Jim and Lauren fed me Bacon today !
I eat oberto bacon jerky often:-)
Listen to your elders.
Quote from: jerry on May 08, 2013, 10:52 PM NHFT
Listen to your elders.
And that's not easy for Jerry to say! ;D
Bacon pancakes!
http://youtu.be/PxELm6xdwXk
O-K that just took all the fun out of Bacon..............
great bacon at the sanfords grub and pub here in casper wy
In case anyone wants it for their ringtone--
http://tinyurl.com/pbekj52
Be forewarned of impending confusion if you're hanging around me though. It's my ringtone too.
;D
(http://i.imgur.com/768q7Nt.jpg)
I wasn't sure were to draw the line until now.
Driving up 91, I just saw that Yankee Candle has bacon scented candles.
Ron Swanson's face made out of bacon and eggs.
(http://imgur.com/knYyNKv.jpg)
Quote from: dalebert on July 12, 2013, 03:51 PM NHFT
Ron Swanson's face made out of bacon and eggs.
(http://imgur.com/knYyNKv.jpg)
:noway:
^^ If you cover the top of the bacon guys head, he looks alot like Josef Stalin. Spooky. Very spooky.
It's a sign!
(http://i.imgur.com/2ss3UMK.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/cZYgcMC.jpg)
Quote from: dalebert on July 17, 2013, 08:23 AM NHFT
(http://i.imgur.com/2ss3UMK.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/cZYgcMC.jpg)
When you find out someone gave you a plate of tofu bacon, took a picture of you and then post that picture on line.
And then you rise up and cut their fucking cold heart out with a spoon..........
http://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/life-hacks-how-to-make-your-life-easier-48.jpg
Was just at a local diner for lunch. I usually go there for breakfast, so I don't look at their lunch menu.
I was looking through the bugers, and noticed that they sell veggieburgers. And that, right below that item, they offer the option to add bacon.
Funny
Quote from: MaineShark on August 16, 2013, 09:26 AM NHFT
Was just at a local diner for lunch. I usually go there for breakfast, so I don't look at their lunch menu.
I was looking through the bugers, and noticed that they sell veggieburgers. And that, right below that item, they offer the option to add bacon.
A thin ray of light shines on a small portion of sanity, but it is their choice.
Once again... it's International Bacon Day! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Bacon_Day
;D ;D ;D ;D
A bacon coffin for when all that nitratey goodness finally takes you down! ;D
(http://themellowjihadi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/JD-Foods-Bacon-Coffin.jpg)
Bacon, BACON, BACON! ;D
Speaking of bacon, I literally just finished eating a 12-oz package of cottage bacon (http://ncsmokehouse.com/bacons/cottage-bacon.html) a few minutes ago. I was in Claremont the other day, so I picked up a package of that and a package of peameal bacon (http://ncsmokehouse.com/bacons/peameal-bacon.html), since stores don't seem to carry either and I wanted to give them a try.
Plus, the round bacons are better for burgers and such, rather than trying to cover a round bun with strips of regular bacon. Of course, I ate this stuff as soon as it cooled, so I didn't get to try that...
The cottage bacon is definitely going on my list of things to buy again. Lower fat (which means more meat, and meat is awesome), and definitely a richer, more bacon-ey flavor than typical bacon. Not something for someone who only has a mild interest in bacon - it's the bacon equivalent of "hot" salsa.
I'm looking forward to giving the peameal a try.
(http://i.imgur.com/UCZVbSH.png)
It could have used some bacon.
No bacon was harmed in the making of Dale's movie.
I have been on a BLT kick lately. :-)
I did try the peameal bacon, but I did not end up liking it very much. It's more like a thin porkchop or somesuch, than it is like bacon. Being brined instead of smoked, it just doesn't have a flavor that says, "bacon" to me.
In other news, just picked up a whole pig's worth of cuts, including lots of bacon, from Bardo. Almost filled a 7cf chest freezer. Would have probably filled a 5cf one exactly. I think we'll be set on pork products for a while...
(http://i.imgur.com/7goeSeV.jpg)
App lets bacon-lovers wake to their favorite smell
http://www.wtop.com/1374/3575917/App-lets-bacon-lovers-wake-to-their-favorite-smell
WASHINGTON -- For a lot of people, the smell of bacon cooking on the stove is one of the best things about waking up in the morning.
There's always been a problem, though - someone has to be up to cook it.
The folks at Oscar Mayer have found a way around that, though - an iPhone app and dongle that will make sizzling sounds and release a bacon scent when your alarm goes off.
The aroma comes from a diffuser made by Scentee, which uses high-frequency waves to release the aroma of a bacon scent capsule.
The setups won't be for sale, but you can win one by taking a quiz on the website of the Oscar Mayer Institute for the Advancement of Bacon, which we're absolutely sure is a real thing.
Mashable reports that the dongle and app are a real thing - they're a little iffy on how much the scent really smells like bacon, and spilling the concentrated bacon scent on your hands is definitely not recommended.
But for a bacon lover, what could be better? Tom Bick, senior director of integrated marketing and advertising at Oscar Mayer, said in a statement that the company was thrilled to give "bacon aficionados a new reason to welcome their morning alarm clocks."
;D 8)
(http://i.imgur.com/DaT5Xak.jpg)
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There is bacon to the left.
(http://i.imgur.com/wPybRJK.jpg)
Captivating, 2 thumbs and 2 tongues up!
(http://i.imgur.com/6dwF1TY.jpg)
That's just so wrong...but it was his bacon. >:D
Fuck'n Government.
That is wrong... fuck'n government.
Fuck Gold should have bought Bacon futures.
I had a little bit of jalapeno pub cheese left and nothing to dip in it. I've stopped buying chips or crackers. Crispy bacon actually works for dipping. It was delicious. Who knew?
Quote from: dalebert on April 21, 2014, 08:57 PM NHFT
I had a little bit of jalapeno pub cheese left and nothing to dip in it. I've stopped buying chips or crackers. Crispy bacon actually works for dipping. It was delicious. Who knew?
Bacon and cheese? Who
didn't know?
Quote from: KBCraig on April 22, 2014, 09:56 AM NHFT
Quote from: dalebert on April 21, 2014, 08:57 PM NHFT
I had a little bit of jalapeno pub cheese left and nothing to dip in it. I've stopped buying chips or crackers. Crispy bacon actually works for dipping. It was delicious. Who knew?
Bacon and cheese? Who didn't know?
Yes, but this is a quantum leap forward by eliminating useless starch chips and going directly to the Bacon Chip.
Pure Genius.
You may also notice that once again Necessity has bore a child of Dale's needs.
A maternal statue is needed, where Necessity is cradling the baby Bacon Chip and Dale is standing behind Necessity, his left hand on her shoulder and his right hand raised to Bacon God. (Dale doesn't know that is actually Bacon God's baby.)
^^^ Winchester man has first documented case of bacon related dementia. It usually manifests this way, right before the bacon visions. Then come the bacon voices. ;D
Can't wait!
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-05-28/bacon-prices-soar-even-more-pig-diarrhea-virus-back-round-two
Bacon Prices To Soar Even More: The Pig Diarrhea Virus Is Back For Round Two
The last time we looked at the rather unpalatable issue of soaring bacon prices back in March, it was the direct result of exploding, no pun intended, prices of lean hogs stricken by the aptly named porcine epidemic diarrhea (PED) virus, which killed up to 7 million pigs and pushed the price of pork and its derivatives to record highs. We have bad news: according to Reuters an Indiana farm has become the first to confirm publicly it suffered a second outbreak of a deadly pig virus, fueling concerns that a disease that has wiped out 10 percent of the U.S. hog population will be harder to contain than producers and veterinarians expected. That's right, the PEDv, aka pig diarrhea bug, is back, and this time it may have mutated.
Prepare for round two:
The state and federal effort to stamp out PEDv has operated on an assumption that a pig, once infected, develops immunity and will not be afflicted by the disease again for at least several years. Likewise, farms that had endured the disease were not known to suffer secondary outbreaks.
But a year after the virus was identified, repeat outbreaks have occurred at farms but not been publicly confirmed before now. These so-called secondary outbreaks are a challenge to efforts to stem the disease, which is almost always fatal to baby piglets.
Apparently the state and federal effort ignored the possibility that a virus may, gasp, strike again! "Nationwide, PEDv outbreaks seem to recur in about 30 percent of infected farms, the American Association of Swine Veterinarians told Reuters, confirming for the first time the likelihood of repeated outbreaks." So it really the first time someone even considered this possibility.
Were they hoping Bernanke would just print more healthy pigs if things didn't go according to plan? Probably not, but now it is time to scramble to glue the pieces back together:
The U.S. Department of Agriculture is fighting against repeated outbreaks by trying to extend immunity in female hogs through effective vaccines, Chief Veterinary Officer John Clifford told Reuters at the general session of the World Animal Health Organization in Paris. "It happens and it could happen again," he said about secondary outbreaks of PEDv. "We need to practice good bio-security, cleaning and disinfection, all-in all-out, in order to break the cycle and prevent its re-emergence."
Something about shutting the farm door after the pig has died from diarrhea...
The one good news, so far, is that the repeat virus does not appear to be a mutant.
In the Indiana case, genetic sequencing showed the "exact same strain" of PEDv hit pigs at the farm in May 2013 and again in March 2014, said Ackerman, who collected samples from the farm.
Piglets born to sows that were infected for a second time have a death rate of about 30 percent, compared to near-total death loss among newborn piglets during the first outbreak, he said.
The incidence of the disease "re-breaking" on farms after it appeared to have been wiped out, indicates that the risk for ongoing severe losses from the virus is bigger than previously expected. The lack of long-term immunity also means hog producers must keep up strict bio-security measures to fight the disease, which has already spread to 30 states.
However, this leads to another just as problematic possibility: the natural immunity to the PED virus is far shorter than expected:
Preliminary results from studies on immunity, directed by the National Pork Board, confirm "immunity does appear not to be very long lived," said Lisa Becton, director of swine health information for the board. The board has collected more than $2 million for research on PEDv.
...
Veterinarians and others have been unable to predict the duration of immunity to PEDv in hogs following exposure, in part because the disease had never been in the United States before last year.
Ackerman had thought hogs would have a natural immunity to PEDv for three years after being infected because that is the case for a similar disease called Transmissible Gastroenteritis. "Just because a farm broke with PEDv last year doesn't mean that they are protected from re-breaking with it this year," he said in a telephone interview.
Ackerman said he did not know why the female pigs, or sows, on the Indiana farm were re-infected after being exposed to the virus during the original outbreak last year. At the time, they were about six months to a year old. The sows are having piglets and passing limited immunity on to their offspring, he said.
The farm "does an excellent job of sanitation," he said. "That's why it's so hard to figure out why they're struggling with it."
The repeat case of PEDv in Indiana puts to rest gossip about a re-break in the state that has passed from one Midwest farmer to another for weeks. Producers are on edge because no vaccine has yet been able to completely protect pigs from the disease.
PEDv is transmitted from pig to pig by contact with pig manure, which contains the virus. It can be transmitted from farm to farm on trucks, and many veterinarians also believe it is spreading through animal feed.
Summarizing it best:
The re-breaking is causing concern among farmers and meat packers across the country, as the PEDv outbreak continues to spread with no definitive solution in sight. "If you have that disease, it causes a huge death loss, and then you get it again," said Josh Trenary, executive director of Indiana Pork. "It's pretty clear why it would be concerning."
The other good news: "The virus does not pose a risk to human health and is not a food safety issue, according to the USDA."
It does, however, pose a huge risk to human wallets, especially those who enjoy eating pork or bacon, because one should certainly expect hog prices to hit fresh new all time highs shortly, only for the BLS to declare them hedonically overstated due to the return of that perfect substitute for pretty much everything: Pink Slime.
:'(
THIS... IS... INSUFFERABLE PEPPINESS AND GLOATING!
The subject is 'bacon' and you're making Pat cry.
Why have the Moderators abandoned us?!
'Bacon is Good for Me'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRGz9xSP_SA
(http://i.imgur.com/rWgCt2U.jpg)
PatK moves to the Shire, and less than a year later, NH releases its first bacon scented lottery ticket! Coincidence?....I don't think so. ;D 8) :Bacon_by_danniep: The beer scented ticket is probably not far off. :beer:
The state lottery has released its first scratch-n-sniff "I Heart Bacon" ticket this month, which features a $1,000 grand prize. (http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/hampshire-lottery-releases-bacon-scented-ticket-28344199)
Quote from: Becky Thatcher on January 20, 2015, 11:34 PM NHFT
PatK moves to the Shire, and less than a year later, NH releases its first bacon scented lottery ticket! Coincidence?....I don't think so. ;D 8) :Bacon_by_danniep: The beer scented ticket is probably not far off. :beer:
The state lottery has released its first scratch-n-sniff "I Heart Bacon" ticket this month, which features a $1,000 grand prize. (http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/hampshire-lottery-releases-bacon-scented-ticket-28344199)
;D 8)
Scratch and sniff? For some reason that brings to mind Larry Flynt the publisher of the old Hustler Magazine. Didn't he attempt the scratch and sniff thing in a different venue and um presumably not in a bacon aroma ?
Or is this another I think I was at Wood Stock false memory for me caused by all the chemtrails? :blush: ;D
Quote from: Free libertarian on January 22, 2015, 05:37 AM NHFT
Scratch and sniff? For some reason that brings to mind Larry Flynt the publisher of the old Hustler Magazine. Didn't he attempt the scratch and sniff thing in a different venue and um presumably not in a bacon aroma ?
Or is this another I think I was at Wood Stock false memory for me caused by all the chemtrails? :blush: ;D
I say, I say Sir! That is my wife you are talking too!
;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on January 22, 2015, 06:55 AM NHFT
Quote from: Free libertarian on January 22, 2015, 05:37 AM NHFT
Scratch and sniff? For some reason that brings to mind Larry Flynt the publisher of the old Hustler Magazine. Didn't he attempt the scratch and sniff thing in a different venue and um presumably not in a bacon aroma ?
Or is this another I think I was at Wood Stock false memory for me caused by all the chemtrails? :blush: ;D
I say, I say Sir! That is my wife you are talking too!
;D ;D ;D
My sincere apologies Colonel. I did not know you were married to Larry Flynt. ;D
Quote from: Free libertarian on January 22, 2015, 09:37 AM NHFT
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on January 22, 2015, 06:55 AM NHFT
Quote from: Free libertarian on January 22, 2015, 05:37 AM NHFT
Scratch and sniff? For some reason that brings to mind Larry Flynt the publisher of the old Hustler Magazine. Didn't he attempt the scratch and sniff thing in a different venue and um presumably not in a bacon aroma ?
Or is this another I think I was at Wood Stock false memory for me caused by all the chemtrails? :blush: ;D
I say, I say Sir! That is my wife you are talking too!
;D ;D ;D
My sincere apologies Colonel. I did not know you were married to Larry Flynt. ;D
;D ;D ;D
Damn I concede...
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on January 22, 2015, 10:51 AM NHFT
Quote from: Free libertarian on January 22, 2015, 09:37 AM NHFT
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on January 22, 2015, 06:55 AM NHFT
Quote from: Free libertarian on January 22, 2015, 05:37 AM NHFT
Scratch and sniff? For some reason that brings to mind Larry Flynt the publisher of the old Hustler Magazine. Didn't he attempt the scratch and sniff thing in a different venue and um presumably not in a bacon aroma ?
Or is this another I think I was at Wood Stock false memory for me caused by all the chemtrails? :blush: ;D
I say, I say Sir! That is my wife you are talking too!
;D ;D ;D
My sincere apologies Colonel. I did not know you were married to Larry Flynt. ;D
;D ;D ;D
Damn I concede...
Soooo, you're one o' them Kentucky Colonels that's a concessionist eh? Well long live the Union and please pass the chicken! ;D
https://youtu.be/dwxlI8sdAcM?t=2m30s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbi3G_2Ects
real bacon on the salad bar today woo hoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq5k3da_UWk
They're going to end up making people brains taste like bacon... and that's what they'll call 'The Zombie Apocalypse'.
(http://i.imgur.com/tMJ0sqs.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/QZiZbWG.jpg)
Pig Almighty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPCjJ5a4tPA
(http://i2.wp.com/boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/10672102_692772574183414_7228167793357004761_n.jpg)
Police in Shelby Township, Michigan had an interesting encounter with a pig who escaped from its owner, ran around town for a while, then ended up in the back of a cop car pooping all over the place.
http://boingboing.net/2015/05/30/pig-escapes-terrorizes-entire.html
http://www.naturalnews.com/052446_lottery_tickets_bacon_welfare_system.html
Quote from: jerryswife on December 29, 2015, 01:48 PM NHFT
http://www.naturalnews.com/052446_lottery_tickets_bacon_welfare_system.html
That's a little out of date... they did that some months back.
Quote from: KBCraig on December 30, 2015, 06:24 PM NHFT
Quote from: jerryswife on December 29, 2015, 01:48 PM NHFT
http://www.naturalnews.com/052446_lottery_tickets_bacon_welfare_system.html
That's a little out of date... they did that some months back.
Well it's never too late to celebrate bacon!
FBI OFFERS $5,000 REWARD AFTER BACON FOUND AT VEGAS MOSQUE
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_MOSQUE_BACON_VANDALISM?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2015-12-30-22-41-49
LAS VEGAS (AP) -- The FBI is offering a $5,000 reward for information that helps them find the person who put raw bacon on the door handles of a Las Vegas mosque.
The FBI said in a statement Wednesday that agents are trying to find the man seen in a surveillance video putting the meat on the entrances of the Masjid-e-Tawheed mosque. Authorities call it a desecration of the Islamic worship center...
I heard a Muslim recently saying that pork is not nearly as big a deal to Muslims as people seem to think. Like, it's not religiously outlawed. They just think pigs are disgusting animals and thus don't want to eat them. It sounds like something like this would be a much bigger deal to Jews.
Do you believe him?
Pork is haraam...forbidden
We used to like to get our vegetarian friend drunk enough he would eat bratwurst and such. Guilty pleasures. ;D
Quote from: dalebert on January 02, 2016, 11:30 AM NHFT
I heard a Muslim recently saying that pork is not nearly as big a deal to Muslims as people seem to think. Like, it's not religiously outlawed. They just think pigs are disgusting animals and thus don't want to eat them. It sounds like something like this would be a much bigger deal to Jews.
I have several Jewish friends who are very religiously committed, yet they don't keep strictly kosher. Bacon cheeseburgers are a favorite. ;)
I just had a nightmare about bedbugs. Does this mean I have to eat bedbugs now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiOENaOUw_Q
Pretty sure the English translation of the Koran I read sez de swine be off limitz. Anything the prophet wrote would be from the "divine", so would it not be a direct instruction from God then? heh
Do the majority of Jews who don't eat pork follow all the hundreds of laws in the Torah? Doubtful. Pick and choose.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bacon-critic-extra-crispy_us_574ee725e4b02912b24146bc?
http://www.tbyil.com/Bacon_Seeds.jpg
Quote from: jerryswife on June 20, 2016, 01:27 PM NHFT
http://www.tbyil.com/Bacon_Seeds.jpg
Ahhhh, they're so cute...but bacon is so delicious!! Quite the conundrum! :D
(https://cdn.lazyclerks.com/Be7Ly9RD/f47c8a80-06f3-49f1-97e3-b232969ac528/95a5fa09-118c-4b3c-b3a3-6365ff6fd4bd.jpg)
For some weird reason this made me think of you PatK
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That one definitely reminded me of PatK! ;D 8)
(http://nhunderground.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=15046.0;attach=9267;image)
The struggle is real !!!!!