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New Hampshire Underground => Porcupine Trading Post => Crash Space => Topic started by: dalebert on November 24, 2008, 10:22 PM NHFT

Title: URGENT: Crash space needed for 5 days
Post by: dalebert on November 24, 2008, 10:22 PM NHFT
Not for me. I just left a Porc 411 about this. Due to some sort of communication breakdown, there is one more new Porcupine than there is available crash space until the apartment becomes available at the end of the month (29th or 30th). We wanted people to move to the Keene area. Be careful what you wish for, right? Our cup overfloweth, it seems. :)

If anyone has space available, please contact Jesse (http://nhunderground.com/forum/index.php?action=pm;sa=send;u=1879)
Title: Re: URGENT: Crash space needed for 5 days
Post by: FTL_Ian on November 24, 2008, 11:59 PM NHFT
Good to know people are moving at this time in the year!
Title: Re: URGENT: Crash space needed for 5 days
Post by: AnarchoJesse on November 25, 2008, 01:20 AM NHFT
If any can provide for one or two bodies crash space, I will reimburse you for the time spent. Dale is understandably cramped, and if you have the space and think you can handle a single body or even two, it would be greatly appreciated. The problem occurred because my new landlord still hasn't cleared out his old tenants, and the new guys couldn't wait to get here, literally-- their schedules pretty much had them come up now, or in the indeterminate future.
Title: Re: URGENT: Crash space needed for 5 days
Post by: dalebert on November 25, 2008, 01:24 AM NHFT
Dale is understandably cramped...

And even more importantly, Dale was not asked, nor were his 3 roommates. We just keep waking up and finding people on our couch.
Title: Re: URGENT: Crash space needed for 5 days
Post by: AnarchoJesse on November 25, 2008, 01:30 AM NHFT
Dale is understandably cramped...

And even more importantly, Dale was not asked, nor were his 3 roommates. We just keep waking up and finding people on our couch.


I'd prefer not to discuss this here, but you're using a bit of hyperbole here, and I will leave it at that.
Title: Re: URGENT: Crash space needed for 5 days
Post by: Pat K on November 25, 2008, 01:38 AM NHFT
As sand through the hour glass so are= The Days of our Porcs.  ;D
Title: Re: URGENT: Crash space needed for 5 days
Post by: dalebert on November 25, 2008, 02:02 AM NHFT
I'd prefer not to discuss this here, but you're using a bit of hyperbole here, and I will leave it at that.

OK, I'll correct that hyperbole. Sometimes we wake up and find people on our couch. Other times people show up suddenly having been told by someone who does not live here that they can sleep on our couch. The rest of the time our living room is being used as storage space.

I hate that there are cool new Keeniacs stuck in the middle of this and I certainly hope someone will be able to accommodate them, but for the sake of avoiding any future strife and drama, let me make a public announcement so that this is crystal clear.

The hospitality at the already cramped liberty compound is completely exhausted for the near future. If anyone wishes to crash at the liberty compound (for like one night only), please get permission from all four roommates, and make sure that the people giving you permission actually do live here. When you are finished crashing, please take all of your belongings with you.
Title: Re: URGENT: Crash space needed for 5 days
Post by: Pat K on November 25, 2008, 02:31 AM NHFT
But I was gonna crash there with my pet gold fish.

Now me and Moby will be out in the  cruel NH winter.

Moby's bowl will freeze over!

As god as my witness I will never couch surf again!
Title: Re: URGENT: Crash space needed for 5 days
Post by: AnarchoJesse on November 25, 2008, 09:39 AM NHFT
I'd prefer not to discuss this here, but you're using a bit of hyperbole here, and I will leave it at that.

OK, I'll correct that hyperbole. Sometimes we wake up and find people on our couch. Other times people show up suddenly having been told by someone who does not live here that they can sleep on our couch. The rest of the time our living room is being used as storage space.

I hate that there are cool new Keeniacs stuck in the middle of this and I certainly hope someone will be able to accommodate them, but for the sake of avoiding any future strife and drama, let me make a public announcement so that this is crystal clear.

The hospitality at the already cramped liberty compound is completely exhausted for the near future. If anyone wishes to crash at the liberty compound (for like one night only), please get permission from all four roommates, and make sure that the people giving you permission actually do live here. When you are finished crashing, please take all of your belongings with you.


Crystal and inescapably clear, and I've made accommodations, so everyone will be out tonight.

Also, to lighten the mood, this thread is now about cats.

(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/1475/funnypicturescivildisoblh6.jpg)
Title: Re: URGENT: Crash space needed for 5 days
Post by: dalebert on November 25, 2008, 10:04 AM NHFT
Thank you. Your understanding is very much appreciated.

(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/1475/funnypicturescivildisoblh6.jpg)

I'm sending that one to Lauren!
Title: Re: URGENT: Crash space needed for 5 days
Post by: dalebert on November 25, 2008, 10:21 AM NHFT
But I was gonna crash there with my pet gold fish.

Pat, I'm sure the rest of the roommates and I would gladly welcome you to crash here (for one night). And when Pat crashes a place, he really crashes it! haha... ha... ahem.
Title: Re: URGENT: Crash space needed for 5 days
Post by: FTL_Ian on November 25, 2008, 10:32 AM NHFT
Who are all the newbies?  I know Lumpy and Aubern arrived yesterday and I met Will on Sunday.  I hear Zero's arrival is/was imminent.
Title: Re: URGENT: Crash space needed for 5 days
Post by: AnarchoJesse on November 25, 2008, 10:33 AM NHFT
Who are all the newbies?  I know Lumpy and Aubern arrived yesterday and I met Will on Sunday.  I hear Zero's arrival is/was imminent.

Zero is the new guy. He'll be in Henniker for the week/weekend, and Lumpy offered some space for Will, so I'm going to get to work taking care of last minute details as soon as I'm done showering and can think straight.
Title: Re: URGENT: Crash space needed for 5 days
Post by: FTL_Ian on November 25, 2008, 10:51 AM NHFT
4 new people all at once... that's like a 50% increase in Keene activists!   8)
Title: Re: URGENT: Crash space needed for 5 days
Post by: KBCraig on November 25, 2008, 03:23 PM NHFT
(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/1475/funnypicturescivildisoblh6.jpg)

Has anyone registered lolLauren.com?

Seriously... some cop could hurt their back!

 ;D
Title: Re: URGENT: Crash space needed for 5 days
Post by: Puke on November 25, 2008, 04:15 PM NHFT
Here is one I made of my cat, Niko.
Title: Re: URGENT: Crash space needed for 5 days
Post by: Friday on November 25, 2008, 04:52 PM NHFT
Here is one I made of my cat, Niko.
;D
Title: Re: URGENT: Crash space needed for 5 days
Post by: William on November 25, 2008, 07:22 PM NHFT
You've probably seen...

(http://mattnelsoninfo.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/ceiling_cat1.jpg)

Which I guess is much better than...

(http://bp2.blogger.com/_SJCgIktBTkA/SCMOX9oGdNI/AAAAAAAAAWk/FBEnkbKdOJU/s400/FBI.jpg)
Title: Re: URGENT: Crash space needed for 5 days
Post by: Puke on November 26, 2008, 06:13 AM NHFT
(http://bp2.blogger.com/_SJCgIktBTkA/SCMOX9oGdNI/AAAAAAAAAWk/FBEnkbKdOJU/s400/FBI.jpg)

I haven't seen that one. It's probably true.

Title: Re: URGENT: Crash space needed for 5 days
Post by: Kat Kanning on November 26, 2008, 07:56 AM NHFT
Is that an admission?
Title: Re: URGENT: Crash space needed for 5 days
Post by: Lloyd Danforth on November 26, 2008, 10:15 AM NHFT
There's a Headline:

Read all about it!  "Young Man Masturbates!"
Title: Re: URGENT: Crash space needed for 5 days
Post by: FTL_Ian on November 26, 2008, 10:20 AM NHFT
There's a Headline:

Read all about it!  "Young Man Masturbates!"

From the Onion:
Quote
Man Thinks He Managed To Masturbate Without Waking Roommate
SEPTEMBER 13, 2000 | ISSUE 36•32

OMAHA, NE–Creighton University sophomore Adam Wilmut is under the mistaken impression that he managed to masturbate Tuesday without waking roommate and top-bunk occupant Scott Engram. "For about 10 minutes, I could feel the loft frame vibrating slightly," the 19-year-old Engram said. "Then, the vibrating escalated just a tiny bit for about 30 seconds before stopping altogether." The incident marked the fifth time in as many days that Wilmut's stealth masturbation was detected.

Title: Re: URGENT: Crash space needed for 5 days
Post by: FTL_Ian on November 26, 2008, 10:23 AM NHFT
Also there's a full article:  8)

Local Teen Slated to Masturbate Furiously
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30325
Title: Re: URGENT: Crash space needed for 5 days
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on November 26, 2008, 10:31 AM NHFT
(http://bp2.blogger.com/_SJCgIktBTkA/SCMOX9oGdNI/AAAAAAAAAWk/FBEnkbKdOJU/s400/FBI.jpg)

I haven't seen that one. It's probably true.



The FBI has the footage posted on their super secret message board.
Title: Re: URGENT: Crash space needed for 5 days
Post by: Areté on November 27, 2008, 02:08 AM NHFT
and my favorite:

Man does that cat creep me out for some reason  :couch:
Title: Re: URGENT: Crash space needed for 5 days
Post by: dalebert on November 29, 2008, 10:03 AM NHFT
So far, I've only heard from 2 of the 4.

I believe I handed your card to Zero and Will was here too, so you probably need to talk to Lumpy Revolution. I have only seen him once since he arrived at his welcome dinner at Panera and I forgot to remind him.
Title: Re: URGENT: Crash space needed for 5 days
Post by: Fluff and Stuff on November 29, 2008, 12:44 PM NHFT
Remember, if you need crash space, places like http://www.couchsurfing.com/ and craig's list work.