I thought it might be fun(and useful!) to have a thread dedicated to sayings. They could be for everyone to use, whether on a t-shirt, bumper sticker, protest sign,...etc. Including your "inspiration" for the saying could help to put it in context, or provide inspiration for someone else.
So, I'll be the first to submit:
I was leaving the gym, headed into the market next door to pick up some napkins and stood in line behind a girl with a box full of something heavy and "special"(had a name on it, maybe wrapped up meats - it was expensive, $55). "Fifty-five dollars, please!" "Okay, that will be on food stamps, do I just press this button?" "Oh! Very good!(huh?). Yes, press that button."
(grrrrrrr)
Boo to Tax-Eaters,
and the Tax-Payers who need them
to justify their existence.
You just need to find a way to use walfare to get free meat too. it's called bleeding the beast ;)
IF you can figure out a way to do it only buy luxuries with it and make sure everyone knows that your lobster and steak is being bought with welfare money. It will piss off everyone that knows what you get for dinner on their dole.
I make to much money to bleed the beast. :(