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Regional Discussion => Merrimack Valley => Manchester => Topic started by: Humorrhoid on April 11, 2009, 02:05 PM NHFT

Title: Nashua jail ordered bride...a story
Post by: Humorrhoid on April 11, 2009, 02:05 PM NHFT


The proliferation of the online
dating gives me a chance to reflect how
my life has been changed by being labeled as a
mail order bride. I asked myself what is the difference
between these two medium of dating?

Is there any?

No.

But why I am so labeled like a con artist? And who is
the con artist in the mail order bride business?

BTW: This is a business,where women in other countries
are being auctioned without them knowing it.
Today it is a sexual tarfficking but back then its not.

I am challenging men who are
going across the world to find "love". The truth is...
American women don't want them. They come to us & badmouthed
women such as American women are too materialistic,
too independent,too wild,too demanding,too abusive,too this too that.
Had I known this.

The Mail order bride Ring in NH, is stalking me becoz I have
all these documents where names of these men
along with their letters,what they have said, & attached are
their signatures.


My story resonates a thousands of women & children's stories
caught in between the losers association
& the business of mail order bride.











Title: Re: Nashua jail ordered bride...a story
Post by: thinkliberty on April 11, 2009, 04:43 PM NHFT
Maybe you could tell us your story starting from the beginning... I have no idea what you are talking about.
Title: Re: Nashua jail ordered bride...a story
Post by: Humorrhoid on April 11, 2009, 09:23 PM NHFT
BTW: This is a business,where women in other countries
are being auctioned without them knowing it.
Today it is a sexual tarfficking but back then its not.

I wonder if the mail order bride business
will get a loan from the stimulus bail out plan. ^-^
Title: Re: Nashua jail ordered bride...a story
Post by: Humorrhoid on April 11, 2009, 09:51 PM NHFT
Quote from: thinkliberty on April 11, 2009, 04:43 PM NHFT
Maybe you could tell us your story starting from the beginning... I have no idea what you are talking about.


I don't know how to begin.
I really wanted to set the record straight b/coz we are
being misunderstood. And the losers are laughing at us.
First the most convenient part when the marriage does not work is this line.
O she just wanted to come to the US ,the poor me is being used as a green card.

This is my answer to that.

Like being a US citizen took a lot of effort of going to school, need to have a PHd to become one.

Not quite, asshole.

You are a US citizen only becoz one night your mother was drunk ,got knocked
out by another drunk in some bar in Detroit ,nine months later
here you go...a US citizen. Get the face out..
Title: Re: Nashua jail ordered bride...a story
Post by: Humorrhoid on April 11, 2009, 10:00 PM NHFT

And holding an American passport in the British
airlines terminal is like having G.W. stamp on your forehead.
People in London is whispering 
like we cannot hear them,
O Americans , your president
has an attention span of a mosquitoe.

I feel bad for you . Those Enron bastards..
Title: Re: Nashua jail ordered bride...a story
Post by: KBCraig on April 12, 2009, 10:19 AM NHFT
A bride for Tunga, perhaps?
Title: Re: Nashua jail ordered bride...a story
Post by: Humorrhoid on April 12, 2009, 11:11 AM NHFT
Quote from: KBCraig on April 12, 2009, 10:19 AM NHFT
A bride for Tunga, perhaps?

They wish.
But instead a flying Samai with a machete of the Carribean. :icon_pirat:
Title: Re: Nashua jail ordered bride...a story
Post by: Humorrhoid on April 12, 2009, 11:39 AM NHFT
And those men who goes to the imported
ones. Some of their lines....

" I am looking for a marriage minded woman. I do not
believe in divorce. I like children. I am religious."

My ass. He means he wants a cook, a nurse, a hospice
attendant for his parents, a slave, a sexual trophy,
all rolled into one.

He don not believed in divorce. But he's married.
And INS shows she has restraining order on him , &
she disappeared.

He likes children. Ya, so you are barefoot & pregnant
with octuplets.

He is religious. Ya, he cannot even do the sign of the cross.

And what happened to the women in America?

O.. they are too independent. O they are controlling. O they are abusive.
O they are materialistic. O they don't want to spend time together. O their family is mean to me . O they are cheatiers, o they like money.
o they don't cook. o they don't clean. o they are lazy.  o they are fat.. o they have no morals. o they are not educated. o they are not marriage minded. o they are not home body .....o they are too sexual.. o they like to drink ...

And what did you do?

I killed her.

Bwahhhhh.

This is your first wife?

No. the 7th.

What is your name?

Chuck Manson.

Title: Re: Nashua jail ordered bride...a story
Post by: Humorrhoid on April 12, 2009, 11:48 AM NHFT
What is your name?

Chuck Manson.


Hey there my friend nice to meet you. When did you got out? Congratulations.

So what are you going to do now?

I am changed.

O good. So you ready to move on?

Yup.

So you want a marriage minded woman ha?

Not really.

What do you like then?

I like her life insurance first.


Title: Re: Nashua jail ordered bride...a story
Post by: Humorrhoid on April 12, 2009, 11:58 AM NHFT
What do you like then?

I like her life insurance first.

:'(


Any luck?

Not yet. What happen, tell me. The first one
sleeps with a karambit in her pillow.

Now , I got no more balls. She took too much
Seroquel & one night she thinks those are
scallions & get diced.

(:blush:)

Scallions  uhg. She got tired of the scallions.( ^-^ )


Title: Re: Nashua jail ordered bride...a story
Post by: Humorrhoid on April 12, 2009, 12:01 PM NHFT
These are not jokes.

My friends did this for fun. These are real men who are bragging
of what they have done here in the US.

It is jokingly formatted but these are true stories. ::)
Title: Re: Nashua jail ordered bride...a story
Post by: Humorrhoid on April 12, 2009, 12:16 PM NHFT


What ever you do Chuck never ever pick a Samai
woman. Coz you can never tell.She can swallow a
blade ,& you lose your tongue.