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Title: Funeral for Bureaucrash
Post by: John on June 12, 2009, 10:22 PM NHFT
I think we need to have a funeral for Bureaucrash.
Bring your "swag" to help put the beast to rest.

We can burn that stuff at the Burning Porcupine and/or at the preparation parties.
Title: Re: Funeral for Bureaucrash
Post by: dalebert on June 12, 2009, 10:46 PM NHFT
Love it! Will this be happening at Burning Porc?
Title: Re: Funeral for Bureaucrash
Post by: Fluff and Stuff on June 13, 2009, 12:00 AM NHFT
Last year was the Libertarian Party.  Now Bureaucrash.  Very interesting idea. 
Title: Re: Funeral for Bureaucrash
Post by: EthanLeeVita on June 13, 2009, 12:35 AM NHFT
Next year the state! Too optimistic?
Title: Re: Funeral for Bureaucrash
Post by: Jim Johnson on June 13, 2009, 01:17 AM NHFT
Quote from: EthanLeeVita on June 13, 2009, 12:35 AM NHFT
Next year the state! Too optimistic?

Too unrelated.
Title: Re: Funeral for Bureaucrash
Post by: Russell Kanning on June 13, 2009, 04:24 AM NHFT
let's do it during burning porcupine
just pick a day

we did it for the constitution ... and it was a sad passing
we did it last year for the LP ... i never knew him sooo
but bureaucrash was fun ... now it is dead
Title: Re: Funeral for Bureaucrash
Post by: dalebert on June 13, 2009, 02:42 PM NHFT
Please be aware that Bureaucrash is now neither dead nor fully alive. It is, rather, the undead. It will continue as a soulless corpse, continuing to attract members who do not believe in liberty and engaging in unholy acts against nature.
Title: Re: Funeral for Bureaucrash
Post by: Friday on June 13, 2009, 02:53 PM NHFT
cue the Liberty Zombie
Title: Re: Funeral for Bureaucrash
Post by: KBCraig on June 13, 2009, 04:57 PM NHFT
Lee Doren wants to throw the Liberty Zombie in jail:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RUCO9cIEP0


Title: Re: Funeral for Bureaucrash
Post by: dalebert on June 13, 2009, 06:35 PM NHFT
Quote from: KBCraig on June 13, 2009, 04:57 PM NHFT


I left a comment on that video that Dave shouldn't pick on Lee.

*ahem*

http://anarchyinyourhead.com/2009/06/03/crashing-the-crashers/

http://anarchyinyourhead.com/2009/06/05/crashing-the-crashers-part-2/

http://anarchyinyourhead.com/2009/06/10/a-new-voice-for-statism/
Title: Re: Funeral for Bureaucrash
Post by: dalebert on June 14, 2009, 12:25 AM NHFT
I'll have to make sure I'm in full Ambassador of the Schism regalia for this event. I will prepare a speech.
Title: Re: Funeral for Bureaucrash
Post by: Pat K on June 14, 2009, 12:28 AM NHFT
Quote from: dalebert on June 14, 2009, 12:25 AM NHFT
I'll have to make sure I'm in full Ambassador of the Schism regalia for this event. I will prepare a speech.


(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2081/2229918347_6c3294d315.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Funeral for Bureaucrash
Post by: Russell Kanning on June 14, 2009, 04:32 AM NHFT
you can preside over the ceremony ... the cardinal of the Shire will be there for moral support ... if you waver I will finish the poor organization off ... we don't want it to suffer, better to put it out of its misery
Title: Re: Funeral for Bureaucrash
Post by: dalebert on June 14, 2009, 08:34 AM NHFT
Quote from: Russell Kanning on June 14, 2009, 04:32 AM NHFT
you can preside over the ceremony ... the cardinal of the Shire will be there for moral support ... if you waver I will finish the poor organization off ... we don't want it to suffer, better to put it out of its misery

As I understand it, the only way to permanently kill a vampire is to drive a stake through its heart, cut off its head, and fill its mouth with holy wafers. It's probably good to have a man of the cloth do that last part for good measure. We should also have the Cardinal of the Shire bless the grave site with holy water. That's supposed to quiet ghosts or something.
Title: Re: Funeral for Bureaucrash
Post by: Friday on June 14, 2009, 10:32 AM NHFT
Quote from: dalebert on June 14, 2009, 08:34 AM NHFT
Quote from: Russell Kanning on June 14, 2009, 04:32 AM NHFT
you can preside over the ceremony ... the cardinal of the Shire will be there for moral support ... if you waver I will finish the poor organization off ... we don't want it to suffer, better to put it out of its misery

As I understand it, the only way to permanently kill a vampire is to drive a stake through its heart, cut off its head, and fill its mouth with holy wafers. It's probably good to have a man of the cloth do that last part for good measure. We should also have the Cardinal of the Shire bless the grave site with holy water. That's supposed to quiet ghosts or something.

There are many schools of thought on this subject.

BTVS/the Whedonverse - a simple wooden spike will suffice

Twilight - you must burn them   :violent5:

the Matrix Reloaded - silver bullet (or was that guy the Marovingian's wife shot a werewolf?  It was hard to tell.)

To cover all the bases, I really think you'd need gunplay, spiking and fire. Decapitation, too, just to be safe.  >:D
Title: Re: Funeral for Bureaucrash
Post by: Russell Kanning on June 14, 2009, 12:06 PM NHFT
we have ghosts here at hoyt farm ... we could just add another
Title: Re: Funeral for Bureaucrash
Post by: Lloyd Danforth on June 14, 2009, 04:00 PM NHFT
Quote from: dalebert on June 14, 2009, 08:34 AM NHFT
Quote from: Russell Kanning on June 14, 2009, 04:32 AM NHFT
you can preside over the ceremony ... the cardinal of the Shire will be there for moral support ... if you waver I will finish the poor organization off ... we don't want it to suffer, better to put it out of its misery

As I understand it, the only way to permanently kill a vampire is to drive a stake through its heart, cut off its head, and fill its mouth with holy wafers. It's probably good to have a man of the cloth do that last part for good measure. We should also have the Cardinal of the Shire bless the grave site with holy water. That's supposed to quiet ghosts or something.


Not Necco Wafers?
Title: Re: Funeral for Bureaucrash
Post by: EthanLeeVita on June 14, 2009, 05:42 PM NHFT
Why are we off killing vampires? They are such beautiful creatures! Kill the werewolves, kill the zombies, but leave the vampires alone! At least the vampiresses...
Title: Re: Funeral for Bureaucrash
Post by: Lloyd Danforth on June 14, 2009, 07:39 PM NHFT
Nobody here actually kills Vampires.  They just like to talk about killing Vampires.
Title: Re: Funeral for Bureaucrash
Post by: Kat Kanning on June 14, 2009, 07:48 PM NHFT
Has anyone seen Zim lately?  :o
Title: Re: Funeral for Bureaucrash
Post by: Fluff and Stuff on June 14, 2009, 08:32 PM NHFT
Quote from: Kat Kanning on June 14, 2009, 07:48 PM NHFT
Has anyone seen Zim lately?  :o

Yeah.  He seemed fine.  He has court very soon, though.
Title: Re: Funeral for Bureaucrash
Post by: Lloyd Danforth on June 14, 2009, 09:24 PM NHFT
Quote from: Kat Kanning on June 14, 2009, 07:48 PM NHFT
Has anyone seen Zim lately?  :o

No.

Post 18 was intended to establish 'plausible deniability'
Title: Re: Funeral for Bureaucrash
Post by: KBCraig on June 16, 2009, 09:46 PM NHFT
Quote from: Lloyd Danforth on June 14, 2009, 07:39 PM NHFT
Nobody here actually kills Vampires.  They just like to talk about killing Vampires.

Buncha cross polishers.
Title: Re: Funeral for Bureaucrash
Post by: Becky Thatcher on June 16, 2009, 09:52 PM NHFT
 ;D
Title: Re: Funeral for Bureaucrash
Post by: FTL_Ian on June 16, 2009, 10:39 PM NHFT
Quote from: dalebert on June 14, 2009, 12:25 AM NHFT
I'll have to make sure I'm in full Ambassador of the Schism regalia for this event. I will prepare a speech.


Awesome.  Too bad Pete and Jason won't likely be here for this.
Title: Re: Funeral for Bureaucrash
Post by: FTL_Ian on June 16, 2009, 10:40 PM NHFT
Perhaps it should be reconsidered for Porcfest to allow for their attendance. 
Title: Re: Funeral for Bureaucrash
Post by: Russell Kanning on June 17, 2009, 05:43 AM NHFT
Quote from: FreeKeene.com's Ian on June 16, 2009, 10:40 PM NHFT
Perhaps it should be reconsidered for Porcfest to allow for their attendance. 
you guys can hold one at porcfest if you want to

so what day are you doing this john?
Title: Re: Funeral for Bureaucrash
Post by: David on June 17, 2009, 08:44 AM NHFT
Quote from: KBCraig on June 16, 2009, 09:46 PM NHFT
Quote from: Lloyd Danforth on June 14, 2009, 07:39 PM NHFT
Nobody here actually kills Vampires.  They just like to talk about killing Vampires.

Buncha cross polishers.

Cross Cleaners. 
Title: Re: Funeral for Bureaucrash
Post by: lildog on June 17, 2009, 02:45 PM NHFT
Interesting.  After watching that video I'm actually believing what Dave is seeing is a side effect of Obama.

Obama is SOOOO far left and such a statist that he's leaving many people searching for groups to identify with because they no longer identify with Democrats.  Bush to some extent did the same thing with Republicans only because he was too left as well supporting larger government, more spending etc etc.

People who feel to some extent that they want less government are left wandering looking for a group to call theirs.


Quote from: KBCraig on June 13, 2009, 04:57 PM NHFT
Lee Doren wants to throw the Liberty Zombie in jail:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RUCO9cIEP0