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Title: Absolution of Porcfest Sins
Post by: dalebert on June 29, 2009, 03:46 PM NHFT
 Dale Everett
If you vote for Anarchy In Your Head every day in July, your sins of not voting during Porcfest shall be forgiven. :D

5 hours ago

 Christopher Lawless at 10:11am June 29
and I learned I am also 'bold and brave'....All sins from porcfest or just the not voting sins.

 Dale Everett at 11:19am June 29
Ah, what the Hell? ALL sins! :)

 Dale Everett at 11:20am June 29
Or at least I can promise to use my authority as Ambassador of the Schism to begin negotiations with the Cardinal of the Shire regarding absolution of Porcfest sins.

 Joan Bastek at 11:46am June 29
YAY ?
Title: Re: Absolution of Porcfest Sins
Post by: K. Darien Freeheart on June 30, 2009, 03:22 PM NHFT
I drank so much one night I passed out behind the picnic pavillion...

in the rain.

What do I get if I voted but can't remember my sins to have them absolved?
Title: Re: Absolution of Porcfest Sins
Post by: dalebert on July 01, 2009, 12:57 AM NHFT
We're definitely in Cardinal of the Shire territory now. Cardinal?
Title: Re: Absolution of Porcfest Sins
Post by: AnCapMan on July 01, 2009, 01:19 AM NHFT
I took a bad combination of alcohol, my prescription and some non tobacco smoke, and nearly offed myself accidently. In the end I don't know how much danger I was in, my wife (RN) kept listening to my heart as it shot up to 220 for a bit and spent the better part of 2 hours slapping me to keep me conscious, she is of the opinion that if she would have let me pass out my BP would have fallen and well... but I think she just wanted to slap me around. She did let me go to sleep once my Heart Rate was 140 - Took til Saturday Morning to get it back into its normal 70's range. Forgive me for I commited the sin of stupidity.
Title: Re: Absolution of Porcfest Sins
Post by: Fluff and Stuff on July 01, 2009, 02:02 AM NHFT
It's nice to know that half a dozen folks were more drunk than me.  I'm calming down in my retired years.  I just don't have the energy for all that partying anymore.

I did sin at Porcfest but I cannot get absolution because I'll be at Burning Porc and unable to vote for AIYH everyday in July.
Title: Re: Absolution of Porcfest Sins
Post by: Russell Kanning on July 01, 2009, 07:20 AM NHFT
We're definitely in Cardinal of the Shire territory now. Cardinal?
for drinking until you pass out in the rain .... I can forgive you
but the hit to your reputation is not in my hands
and the brain cells cannot be restored to you ... I don't do miracles ... or at least you have to pay me like miracle max
Title: Re: Absolution of Porcfest Sins
Post by: Russell Kanning on July 01, 2009, 07:21 AM NHFT
i would recommend moderation with the alcohol and the smoking
i would recommend abstaining from prescription drugs ... we might have to prohibit those in the shire
Title: Re: Absolution of Porcfest Sins
Post by: Kat Kanning on July 01, 2009, 07:31 AM NHFT
There oughta be a law.  :P