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Regional Discussion => Merrimack Valley => Manchester => Topic started by: Evan on December 13, 2010, 01:38 PM NHFT

Title: The State vs Me
Post by: Evan on December 13, 2010, 01:38 PM NHFT
On December 15th, at 1:15 pm, (assuming I can find transportation,) I will be defending myself in courtroom 301 of the Manchester District Court against the spurious charges of "Possession of Alcohol by a Minor," "Possession of Marijuana," and "Obstructing Government Administration."

Anyone who would like to come and watch me get railroaded while I ask them contempt-filled questions would be welcome and appreciated. I'm not giving them any money, no matter the outcome, and so I expect to spend a few days in a cage.  :)
Title: Re: The State vs Me
Post by: Kat Kanning on December 13, 2010, 02:27 PM NHFT
Good luck!  We won't have made it back yet.  Drive our Subaru if you want and you can get someone to drive you.  Just fill it up with gas.
Title: Re: The State vs Me
Post by: Jim Johnson on December 13, 2010, 06:30 PM NHFT
Manchester has the court that changes around appearance times and places so that observers can not watch.   :pissedoff:
Title: Re: The State vs Me
Post by: dalebert on December 14, 2010, 09:32 AM NHFT
We need an occupant in each courtroom, each monitoring Keene411 for updates.
Title: Re: The State vs Me
Post by: Russell Kanning on December 14, 2010, 12:47 PM NHFT
We need an occupant in each courtroom, each monitoring Keene411 for updates.
this time, since the emperor is  walking in there, you can just follow him around :)
Title: Re: The State vs Me
Post by: Silent_Bob on December 14, 2010, 01:21 PM NHFT
Will the Emperor be wearing his Imperial Margarine Crown to the simulated trial?
Title: Re: The State vs Me
Post by: Kat Kanning on December 14, 2010, 01:22 PM NHFT
lol
Title: Re: The State vs Me
Post by: Tom Sawyer on December 14, 2010, 03:35 PM NHFT
IMPERAL MARGARINE BUT A CROWN ON YOUR HEAD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvVduWJSjX0#)
Title: Re: The State vs Me
Post by: dalebert on December 14, 2010, 03:45 PM NHFT
this time, since the emperor is  walking in there, you can just follow him around :)

Oh.   :blush:
Title: Re: The State vs Me
Post by: Sam A. Robrin on December 14, 2010, 03:49 PM NHFT
Will the Emperor be wearing his Imperial Margarine Crown to the simulated trial?

As I'm hoping he'll ram it to them, perhaps he should wear a crown of good butter . . .
Title: Re: The State vs Me
Post by: Kat Kanning on December 15, 2010, 02:47 PM NHFT
From Talley TV
Emperor Evan is Free! The State's prosecution dropped all charges in The State vs. Emperor Evan and will return his $500 bail. The Emperor asked for a written apology from his aggressors and restitution for the five days he was forced to spend in a cage.

The State of New Hampshire and the City of Manchester just dodged international incident with Free Grafton.
Title: Re: The State vs Me
Post by: Silent_Bob on December 15, 2010, 03:01 PM NHFT
TITLE 42 > CHAPTER 21 > SUBCHAPTER I > § 1983

§ 1983. Civil action for deprivation of rights

Every person who, under color of any statute, ordinance, regulation, custom, or usage, of any State or Territory or the District of Columbia, subjects, or causes to be subjected, any citizen of the United States or other person within the jurisdiction thereof to the deprivation of any rights, privileges, or immunities secured by the Constitution and laws, shall be liable to the party injured in an action at law, suit in equity, or other proper proceeding for redress, except that in any action brought against a judicial officer for an act or omission taken in such officer’s judicial capacity, injunctive relief shall not be granted unless a declaratory decree was violated or declaratory relief was unavailable. For the purposes of this section, any Act of Congress applicable exclusively to the District of Columbia shall be considered to be a statute of the District of Columbia.
Title: Re: The State vs Me
Post by: Tom Sawyer on December 15, 2010, 06:45 PM NHFT
All Hail the Emperor    8)
Title: Re: The State vs Me
Post by: Pat K on December 16, 2010, 12:48 AM NHFT
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The State vs Me
Post by: Russell Kanning on December 16, 2010, 10:41 AM NHFT
pa pa pa puh Imperial
Title: Re: The State vs Me
Post by: Sam A. Robrin on December 16, 2010, 05:43 PM NHFT
Incidentally, Evan, are you familiar with Emperor Norton?:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton)
Title: Re: The State vs Me
Post by: Evan on December 17, 2010, 03:38 PM NHFT
I am indeed familiar. As members of the Joshua Norton Cabal are wont to say: "Everybody understands Mickey Mouse. Few understand Hermann Hesse. Only a handful understood Albert Einstein. And nobody understood Emperor Norton."