(http://i.imgur.com/22bb0.gif)
I do not think I am going to be able to sleep after that.
Saw one of those at Fort Rucker in Alabama.
I wonderd were Janet Reno had gone to.
http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/animals/So_Many_Baby_Spiders/#286152 (http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/animals/So_Many_Baby_Spiders/#286152)
That's awesome.
Not sure Mike will appreciate it as much as some of the rest of us though.
Quote from: John on March 15, 2011, 02:35 PM NHFT
That's awesome.
Not sure Mike will appreciate it as much as some of the rest of us though.
I fear for my life actually...
(http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1301099121333.jpg)
That's Angel's hand... I remember having these buggers running across the floor in Utah (and then there was the Black Widow infestation)
(http://www.shyfrog.net/images/wolfie2.jpg)
(http://i1017.photobucket.com/albums/af296/indimew/Trapdoor_whenyouseeit.gif)
That reminds Dale of when he was a bubble head.
Death from below.
NSFW Link especially for Barksey (http://oglaf.com/8legs/1/)
#6. Goliath Bird Eating Spider
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/endangered/goliath1.jpg)
Read more:
http://www.cracked.com/article_16054_6-endangered-species-that-arent-endangered-enough.html (http://www.cracked.com/article_16054_6-endangered-species-that-arent-endangered-enough.html)
P.S. I am a little hurt that Barskey has not thanked me for making a thread especially for him.
I never figured out why this thread is called "For Barsky." He may have been tricked to visit this thread once, but I'm willing to bet that he has not been back.
Some of us like spiders but, Mike doesn't.
It seems extremely mean to hassle someone about a phobia. Is it supposed to seem funny?
What am I missing?
Perhaps one is searching to much for a speck in their brothers eye.
You only take the time to tease someone you like. Knowing how far to take it is the art of it.
Mike wrote me privately and said he'd heard about the thread, hadn't visited it yet but had figured out what was likely in it. He thanked me for a thread especially for him (the thank was in quote, but I'll take what I can get). He said we are still friends. I warned him to never actually visit the thread or he would not want me for a friend anymore. >:D
I still thought it was kinda funny. Maybe I underestimate the severity of his phobia. I have some phobias myself and I find exploring them in relatively safe ways (like horror movies about sharks) to be a nigh irresistible temptation. I guess I'm weird.
Thanks. Just wondering.
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on April 03, 2011, 05:53 AM NHFT
You only take the time to tease someone you like. Knowing how far to take it is the art of it.
I usually stop somewhere between a forum ignore and a restraining order.
Quote from: dalebert on May 10, 2011, 06:10 PM NHFT
(http://browncardigan.com/imagesfarm/1bpSz3uWXmw4rpW.gif?kkk=1305068211)
Hah! >:D I certainly don't like spiders either, but I can handle the fact that they exist and are around at any given time. This last post by Dale even made me jump a little...
(http://i.imgur.com/bfvo6.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/s7Ruy.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/iRSnk.jpg)
Some of my best friends are spyders...
(http://alexlibman.org/img/bak/2012-lamborghini-gallardo-spyder-2.jpg) (http://2011-lamborghini-today.info/2012-lamborghini-gallardo-spyder/)
(http://alexlibman.org/img/bak/SpyderMR1.jpg) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spyder_MR1)
(http://alexlibman.org/img/bak/SPYDER-missile.jpg) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SPYDER-missile)
(http://www.strangezoo.com/images/content/108429.jpg)
Samsung Infuse 4G "Spider" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcr2uWkJkzI#ws)
(http://i.imgur.com/WQVEw.jpg)
BIG spider - tarantula on my hand (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PadauuWF94w#ws)
(http://i.imgur.com/5HMrs.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/uyNbk.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/VGB9b.jpg)
So, is just leaving the roll on the toilet tank and reaching over your shoulder every time you use it safer?
Quote from: Lloyd Danforth on November 06, 2011, 12:50 AM NHFT
So, is just leaving the roll on the toilet tank and reaching over your shoulder every time you use it safer?
Better play it safe and just not wipe.
Probably easier on the laundry and, more hygienic to keep the roll with you at all times and avoid something moving into it.
Srsly, Barskey, don't watch this one.
http://io9.com/5878094/watch-an-army-of-baby-spiders-explode-from-their-slain-mama (http://io9.com/5878094/watch-an-army-of-baby-spiders-explode-from-their-slain-mama)
Got Arachnophobia? Here's Your Worst Nightmare (http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9F05E1DF133EF932A0575BC0A9619C8B63)
(http://i.imgur.com/VJgjU.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/dInx3.gif)
(http://news.bmezine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/emilio-spider.jpg) (http://news.bmezine.com/2012/03/01/under-your-skin/)
Now if only that had batteries in it that could make it wiggle. They could use a method like electric toothbrush mounts to recharge it without breaking the skin.
It's not snow. It's... spider webs.
(http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/zShyp7aHFfzWDx.TvemOEA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/thesideshow/SpiderFlood.jpg)
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/thousands-spiders-blanket-australian-farm-escaping-flood-165958059.html
(http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/URQaQfbIaq.VlXUQhsL3nA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/152/2012/03/07/2012-03-06T091147Z-01-DGM33-RTRIDSP-3-AUSTRALIA-FLOODS-jpg_173757.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/W2h5W.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/7N2Qg.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/iVPVh.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/JskiL.jpg)
I should keep my camera handy near my computer. There's a wolf spider that often visits my office. I wonder if I can get a picture while holding a ruler next to it, so the size is obvious.
We have some ducklings in a box in the corner of the living room, letting them get a bit bigger before we transfer them outside. We keep catching bugs (including spiders) and throwing them into the enclosure. Free food, and the ducklings have fun: they're like kittens, whenever they see a bug to attack.
Jintu Gogoi's neighbourhood in Sadiya, Upper Assam, is no longer friendly. Over two weeks ago, an army of eight-legged freaks invaded it. It all happened in the evening on May 8. Most of the inhabitants of Chaulkhowa Nagaon village had been to a Bihu function. When the programme drew to a close, swarms of spiders suddenly descended from nowhere and started biting the people. The festive mood soon turned into one of panic with people bumping into each other and tripping over empty benches in their frantic bid to egress. . . . .
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/home/environment/flora-fauna/Tarantulas-invade-Assam-town-kill-two/articleshow/13753398.cms
I thought Barskey was older than 20.
And when did he move to Illinois?
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/illinois/illinois-man-wakes-to-find-spider-in-bed-flees-house/article_00db4316-b569-11e1-951c-0019bb30f31a.html
ALBION, Ill. •
A southern Illinois man awakened to find a spider in his bed, and it's through a glass door naked he fled.
The Evansville Courier & Press reports that Albion police say the 20-year-old man was sleeping in the buff when he spotted the arachnid Tuesday morning and bolted from his home in the 2,000-resident town in Edwards County.
Sheriff Darby Boewe says the disoriented man apparently ran through a glass storm door during his escape, cutting his arms, legs and a finger. He was treated at a hospital.
Authorities fielded numerous reports of a bloody streaker and later found the man back at his home, where he'd donned some shorts.
Quote from: KBCraig on June 14, 2012, 12:57 AM NHFT
ALBION, Ill. •
A southern Illinois man awakened to find a spider in his bed, and it's through a glass door naked he fled.
Calls for a repost of this one:
(http://i.imgur.com/bfvo6.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/7mqSY.jpg)
Scientists find new family of spiders, with fearsome claws, in Oregon cave
(http://i.imgur.com/SwxEZ.jpg)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/scientists-find-new-family-of-spiders-with-fearsome-claws-in-oregon-cave/2012/08/17/8ebb22ae-e8a5-11e1-9739-eef99c5fb285_story.html
http://www.examiner.com/article/weird-news-doctor-finds-spider-ear-canal-of-woman
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/6-terrifying-spiders-that-will-haunt-your-dreams/
(http://i.imgur.com/kcrNS.jpg)
Awwwwwwwwwww!
(http://i.imgur.com/zNqzq.jpg)
Quote from: dalebert on September 08, 2012, 04:18 PM NHFT
Awwwwwwwwwww!
(http://i.imgur.com/zNqzq.jpg)
Hey it's Truman Capote spider.
Oh DAMN!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5swoHS21tBw
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/a-word-about-parasite-controlling-your-brain/
(http://i.imgur.com/8LORU.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/jdTJy.gif)
Courtesy of Puke and the Gang (http://www.pukeandthegang.com/)
(http://i.imgur.com/YFSlT.jpg)
I wish I'd gotten pictures at our new house in Lancaster, but the basement was full of spider webs with huge ghostly white spider carcasses. Some kind of mold had obviously grown on them.
Pat K and I were down looking at the furnace, when Daniel bopped in wondered aloud "what these things are made of, anyway." I kind of stared at him. "What... 'things'?" "These fake spiders! Why would anyone go to all this trouble putting up decorations in the basement?"
I just grinned. "Oh god, those are real spiders?" You could see the shiver running up his spine, and he barely managed to haul ass out of the basement without knocking himself out on a floor joist. ;D
While we were gone to the store, he grabbed a broom and the shop vac and took care of business. lol
Yeah, that was fun. :D (//http://:D)
Quote from: KBCraig on October 22, 2012, 06:47 PM NHFT
I wish I'd gotten pictures at our new house in Lancaster, but the basement was full of spider webs with huge ghostly white spider carcasses. Some kind of mold had obviously grown on them.
OMG, that sounds so awesome! I wish I could've seen it in person. Why didn't you take pictures?
Quote from: dalebert on October 23, 2012, 08:02 AM NHFT
Quote from: KBCraig on October 22, 2012, 06:47 PM NHFT
I wish I'd gotten pictures at our new house in Lancaster, but the basement was full of spider webs with huge ghostly white spider carcasses. Some kind of mold had obviously grown on them.
OMG, that sounds so awesome! I wish I could've seen it in person. Why didn't you take pictures?
I had planned to, but we were a little busy with the whole just-moved-across-the-country thing.
Zombie Spider
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt2mU9qt61A
Spiders in a glass box projected onto walls, ceiling, windows (h/t Pat K):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5agoiQ5mK0c#t=0m27s
(http://i.imgur.com/9CIIb.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/NcWIH.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/dABRE.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/IxxhH.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcR9af_akCw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K8G4eAXC88
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7skCdp5oTIE
(http://i.imgur.com/PWJpG.jpg)
http://gawker.com/5982891/meanwhile-in-brazil-its-raining-spiders
The video link is messed up. Try this:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=389_1360330426
(http://i.imgur.com/ZTEcSmV.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/VUc5X5g.jpg)
:) Helpful Dog is proud of how helpful he is.
(http://i.imgur.com/rN0cU0w.jpg)
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/funny-simpsons-gif-spiders.gif)
http://news.sky.com/story/1073751/tarantula-the-size-of-a-human-face-discovered
(http://i.imgur.com/AI8dwXs.jpg)
Click if you dare!
This link is full of spiders (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5swoHS21tBw)
(http://i.imgur.com/vqkfDzg.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/3Rfry7g.jpg)
Oh, it's a frosted ginger bread ma... OH Fuck!
I'll never look at frosted mini wheat's in the same way again.
(http://i.imgur.com/sbZugyT.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Q2destr.jpg)
I... guess, you'll just have to use your fingers.
Looks like a typical Grafton spider. Just shoo it away. Or train it to fetch your slippers. One or the other.
(http://i.imgur.com/ZroqOUE.jpg)
Dale has joined the hetero club!
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on April 18, 2013, 08:15 AM NHFT
Dale has joined the hetero club!
Maybe he wants make-up tips.
(http://i.imgur.com/u1PLq15.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=awtMPTl7Cks
http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2013/06/24/steady-steadyyyy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZkhpRfqsI0
Quote from: Silent_Bob on June 25, 2013, 12:30 AM NHFT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZkhpRfqsI0
GROSS!! Those things are just covered in MSG!
New Hampshire wolf spider. Not the biggest I've seen, but respectable.
http://youtu.be/pCJ9SdzsV8A
http://youtu.be/PmmY0lUZP1c
Quote from: Jim Johnson on June 26, 2013, 07:54 PM NHFT
New Hampshire wolf spider. Not the biggest I've seen, but respectable.
http://youtu.be/pCJ9SdzsV8A
http://youtu.be/PmmY0lUZP1c
YouTube won't play the first video for me.... curse you YouTube!
Second video shows Lauren the Daring Spider Wrangler. 8)
(Johnson you need a focus puller) ;D
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on June 27, 2013, 07:16 AM NHFT
Quote from: Jim Johnson on June 26, 2013, 07:54 PM NHFT
New Hampshire wolf spider. Not the biggest I've seen, but respectable.
http://youtu.be/pCJ9SdzsV8A
http://youtu.be/PmmY0lUZP1c
YouTube won't play the first video for me.... curse you YouTube!
Second video shows Lauren the Daring Spider Wrangler. 8)
(Johnson you need a focus puller) ;D
Its one of those stupid modern cameras. It has a manual focus but I can't record while focusing.
It works now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQRFeQi_b4s
Show off! Look at us we have big spiders................ La DE Da..............
Quote from: Pat K on June 27, 2013, 06:21 PM NHFT
Show off! Look at us we have big spiders................ La DE Da..............
Now there's 102 reasons to move to New Hampshire.
;D
(http://i.imgur.com/oGwK7hm.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Ait28n3.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/VnnGzIL.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/NrgNl2C.gif)
Cue the music!
(http://i.imgur.com/ULai7VQ.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/1eQ14Rm.gif)
I wonder if he is going to use the snake to scare his sister.
He's going to use his sister to scare the snake.
Need to get Jim Stafford playing in the background on that one...
Word is these shoes were only left out overnight when this happened.
(http://i.imgur.com/bCbsyMZ.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/SQBG54l.jpg)
http://www.the-scientist.com/?articles.view/articleNo/31536/title/Animal-Mind-Control/
(http://i.imgur.com/B8Xb1E5.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/SrZaq6j.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/SICgkIV.jpg)
Quote from: dalebert on July 20, 2013, 08:21 AM NHFT
(http://i.imgur.com/SICgkIV.jpg)
Tent worms at their annual Tentfest.
Not technically a spider but creepy enough to qualify IMHO.
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/210765-1/Cat-plays-with-beetle.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/crXM2JA.jpg)
Some spiders might wear water droplets as hats, but the assassin bug glues the corpses of hundreds of victims all over its body...
(http://i.imgur.com/Rh7c4NZ.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY6mIQk6Ess
Quote from: dalebert on August 01, 2013, 08:43 AM NHFT
Some spiders might wear water droplets as hats, but the assassin bug glues the corpses of hundreds of victims all over its body...
(http://i.imgur.com/Rh7c4NZ.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY6mIQk6Ess
It looks like Dick Cheney... it needs a shotgun.
(http://i.imgur.com/2AuZIJZ.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ynvy7BC.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/sXiiiMT.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/JYfmzXN.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/LwN0DfO.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/LNZvsnH.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/k5sY9WG.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/dR7Fz17.jpg)
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/33/00/cf/3300cfb7d74388f20749b3fe9f09b9b5.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRV4d9LCawU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLIpSYLpdak
Tagged: Justin Bieber likes cake too.
(http://i.imgur.com/lZnGbrI.gif)
;D
We had a laugh because William thought it was Justin Beaver. Ahhh, the (unintentional) wisdom of children.
(http://i.imgur.com/GA0Y5QV.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/TQ4Rmtv.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/fJGAmaR.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/MIVpWq1.jpg)
Ew! An ancient coin. Grab it!
(http://i.imgur.com/ApJjT08.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY
(http://i.imgur.com/oKOsbhL.jpg)
One must ask... why?
Quote from: Jim Johnson on September 25, 2013, 08:38 PM NHFT
One must ask... why?
Serious issues... I think it good to advertise that the person is a nut, gives the rest of the population a heads up.
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on September 25, 2013, 08:51 PM NHFT
Quote from: Jim Johnson on September 25, 2013, 08:38 PM NHFT
One must ask... why?
Serious issues... I think it good to advertise that the person is a nut, gives the rest of the population a heads up.
;D
Why you guys picking on Spider Man?
When you have radioactive blood, Shit Happens.
(http://i.imgur.com/49Xh2zY.jpg)
Simon's Cat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19jaOSNibkU
Scariest story ever! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73efMZ8JQQY)
Can you guess the subject material?
(http://i.imgur.com/l7eTlsG.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/VbPXvm1.gif)
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Woman's Ear Turns Black And Dissolves After Poisonous Spider Bite
http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2013/11/16/womans-ear-turns-black-and-dissolves-after-poisonous-spider-bite/
AMSTERDAM, THE NETHERLANDS (CBS Atlanta) - A 22-year-old Dutch woman came back from an Italian vacation with an unwanted souvenir...a bite from a venomous spider, according to LiveScience.com..
She sought treatment at an Italian hospital for pain in her ear and swelling on her face, but was unable to find relief.
Once she got back home to The Netherlands, her ear got worse: part of it turned black, meaning the skin and cartilage was dead.
Doctors determined the culprit was a Mediterranean recluse spider, whose bite is known to destroy skin and underlying fat.
Victims are often disfigured for life, but this is the first known case of the recluse spider's venom causing damage to human cartilage.
In this case Dr. Marieke van Wijk was able to reconstruct the ear by removing the dead tissue and recreating the ear with cartilage from the woman's rib cage.
The report appears in the Journal of Plastic, Reconstructive and Aesthetic Surgery.
(http://i.imgur.com/rgEUcWW.jpg)
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(http://i.imgur.com/AMfPzT9.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/1N8ySU4.jpg)
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Spiders are apparently SO str8 that they're willing to bang 9 boy spiders just for the chance to bang one girl spider.
http://www.pidjin.net/2014/02/06/ninety-percent-gay/
(http://i.imgur.com/JoFFzrk.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/dG4M4uS.jpg)
"Facts" about spiders. Mmmm... no. (http://www.hamtwoslices.net/spiders.htm)
Quote from: dalebert on March 10, 2014, 09:53 AM NHFT
"Facts" about spiders. Mmmm... no. (http://www.hamtwoslices.net/spiders.htm)
This must be a government thing, because facts are lies.
(http://i.imgur.com/NzpJccQ.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/dqtL3MT.gif)
Not a spider, but just as WTF.
(http://i.imgur.com/jfCSJiz.gif)
Quote from: dalebert on April 03, 2014, 11:32 AM NHFT
Not a spider, but just as WTF.
(http://i.imgur.com/jfCSJiz.gif)
OK that thing would even freak me out.
"Come at me, Bro!"
(http://i.imgur.com/ryOi0.gif)
Quote from: KBCraig on April 08, 2014, 08:35 PM NHFT
"Come at me, Bro!"
(http://i.imgur.com/ryOi0.gif)
Is that the rare Royce spider?
(http://i.imgur.com/dX1GIUC.jpg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zg3X9hYO20U
In Jamaica, it rains spiders.
(http://i.imgur.com/e8FmRwp.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/BIgQsKR.jpg)
Spider photobomb (http://imgur.com/gallery/ff8VV)
(http://i.imgur.com/ImHWkbk.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/yN531gk.jpg)
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/adf264d2a062c9c4ceea6539aec04c26/tumblr_mq0tj1WgOE1qdlh1io1_250.gif)
http://ask.fm/evilsibe/answer/113986218149
(http://i.imgur.com/Ip2yKtV.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNi-3yO-jus
http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2014/jun/19/spiders-catch-eat-fish-discovery-scientists-video
(http://i.imgur.com/c4ZqMVx.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/CU6lnCC.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/WfTQ0hz.gif)
This really doesn't belong in this thread. This thread is all about stoking irrational fears. But oh well.
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact-or-fiction-people-swallow-8-spiders-a-year-while-they-sleep1/
(http://i.imgur.com/118LgJj.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4OMqoPyerc
Horrifyingly Huge Bug Found in China!
(http://i.imgur.com/HW6Eq8u.png) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrJNb8CPqAA)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrJNb8CPqAA
Spray paint them Orange, yell pull and let some go......
(http://i.imgur.com/YZYv7RK.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/yeYUTKV.png)
(http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_thing/952659.gif)
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--9JECvIJ5--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/qn7mffkue7e0z7swf2fo.jpg)
http://io9.com/an-incredible-close-up-view-of-one-of-the-worlds-most-v-1622981514
(http://i.imgur.com/iOoisT6.png) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcXIMH4O0I8&list=UU_gE-kg7JvuwCNlbZ1-shlA)
(http://i.imgur.com/TLzc0kO.png)
Yes, but it's coconut. mmmmh coconut.
The blurb on that picture is wrong. Coconut crabs, while cool, are not the largest crabs. They're the largest land-living crabs. Actually, the largest land-living arthropods (so, larger than any spiders or insects, as well).
Japanese spider crabs are far larger than coconut crabs. Coconut crabs get up to maybe a three-foot legspan, and perhaps 10 pounds. Spider crabs can be twelve feet across, and up to 40 pounds. Lobsters have broken 40 pounds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKQtlyKGiaM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtcbKDmnQJQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EPPnxwKuFM
(http://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20140830/1000/daily_gifdump_703_04.gif)
Spider-dog!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoB8t0B4jx4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apqCZRSSkEI
Mutant Giant Spider Dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoB8t0B4jx4
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on September 23, 2014, 08:53 PM NHFT
Mutant Giant Spider Dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoB8t0B4jx4
I just linked that a couple posts up. :)
That clicky noise in the video--I think they added it in post. However, how cool would it be if they had little wooden balls on the feet that made a chittering sound like that IRL?
Quote from: dalebert on September 23, 2014, 09:28 PM NHFT
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on September 23, 2014, 08:53 PM NHFT
Mutant Giant Spider Dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoB8t0B4jx4
I just linked that a couple posts up. :)
That clicky noise in the video--I think they added it in post. However, how cool would it be if they had little wooden balls on the feet that made a chittering sound like that IRL?
(http://cdn.marketplaceimages.windowsphone.com/v8/images/319a148b-e969-40e6-94b5-d190bdad822b?imageType=ws_icon_large)
Yeah the sound effect is good. ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eEJ8hnPCA
(http://i.imgur.com/B6xPvB1.png)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5c0_1412445535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1ixqPeJ1q8
(http://i.imgur.com/l3CsfUc.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2fJCWenqvc
Creepy spider mug
(http://i.imgur.com/W5KVamw.jpg)
http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/spiders-force-family-upscale-missouri-home-26106285
The legs on this puppy-sized spider are a foot long
(http://i.imgur.com/lZOsS9F.jpg) (http://sploid.gizmodo.com/the-legs-on-this-puppy-sized-spider-are-a-foot-long-1647723611)
This is a sequel to the last post and Barskey REALLY should just not watch this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY4SMB18BZY
Dead spider in my basement...
OK...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro_qmv5JWu4
Looks like you take your spiders to the poodle groomers.
(http://nhunderground.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=22397.0;attach=8991;image)
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on November 03, 2014, 10:04 PM NHFT
Looks like you take your spiders to the poodle groomers.
They have to use special teenincy clipper tools!
"Grooming the poodle" has an alternative meaning... but that involves women, Dale. ;)
Big Ass Spider is on Netflix. It's a fun, silly monster movie. Barskey should definitely not watch it but everyone else should.
(http://i.imgur.com/BuTJZRi.png)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJhyZARAJHw
(http://i.imgur.com/vBRy0sO.gif)
*nevermind*
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152998080484245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_vivC7c_1k
(http://i.imgur.com/lJ7KkU8.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/q7pqQST.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/qfxBztz.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/EQX4Opb.jpg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM1hhKgg434
She's quite the trooper!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWX9uL8DSf8
QuoteMy trapdoor spider forgot to close his trapdoor because he was so excited about his "newfound friend". Here's a view down the spiderhole. And before you ask: Yes, those are his eyes.
(http://i.imgur.com/CLPbZda.png)
http://i.imgur.com/fiRoIWQ.gifv
(http://imgur.com/6ovdklW.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/pTxMKLU.jpg)
He brought it to the shop because it was running slowly for some reason.
(http://i.imgur.com/T0EXrk4.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/R4HMWlb.png) (http://explosm.net/comics/3909)
(http://i.imgur.com/jbyZXLH.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/k1IC8V6.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/toMAqqH.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/odiHFQ1.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ-eCWhCETo
http://i.imgur.com/JgwBnan.gifv
You might be wondering why I'm posting this here. It doesn't seem on topic. It's because he's cooking SPIDERS!
(http://i.imgur.com/Mg6DoX7.png)
Golf ball for size comparison. This is from a local free-stater's garden.
(http://i.imgur.com/Tgvyo4B.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/fN39M1Q.png)
https://youtu.be/s6Hwx1VRobs?t=15s
http://www.pidjin.net/2014/02/06/ninety-percent-gay/
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/keyboard_mash.png)
http://xkcd.com/1530/
https://www.facebook.com/HeartKent/videos/899212520100665/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d54PyNN1EdU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLgzP8GPfGw
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152610086312171
https://www.facebook.com/ExploreTalent/videos/10153180825873945/
https://www.facebook.com/OfficialFunniestCrazyVideo/videos/493747680783353/
http://i.imgur.com/AQDMLos.gifv
(http://i.imgur.com/TCcp3gq.jpg)
night-night!
Rollin' rollin' rollin'...
keep those spiders rollin'....
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/155c868c70b36b5e164503a5598c4bac/tumblr_nthv8iOlJM1s2yegdo1_500.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/NX8w3Ws.jpg)
https://www.facebook.com/UPROXX/videos/10153684751211337/
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/4808d91186a530cb4f90b90cbee0f72a/tumblr_nnla55YEH91s748a0o1_500.gif)
I may have posted this before or something very similar. In any case, it's worth a repost because Halloween is coming up. >:D
https://www.facebook.com/KPRC2/videos/1027950423901677/
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9jhlp-1HtDk
Okay, this is when it's time to pull out the shotgun and just go ahead and pre-emptively call your handyman for repairs.
(http://i.imgur.com/lwqTVm5.jpg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDdO2vGtk28
http://i.imgur.com/hsmX64a.gifv
https://youtu.be/PA7-l6dqo-A?t=2m14s
Oh, you thought there was no spider nearby? You could be WRAWNG!
https://www.facebook.com/keeptheheat/videos/10153963533042069/
(http://www.gifbin.com/bin/092014/1409765307_girl_releases_spider_from_her_mouth.gif)
Does Mike even exist anymore?
I'm skeptical until I see video. Pics are too easy to shoop.
(http://i.imgur.com/LRbJy6R.jpg) (http://6abc.com/science/this-giant-puppy-sized-spider-will-haunt-your-dreams/358189/#gallery-4)
http://6abc.com/science/this-giant-puppy-sized-spider-will-haunt-your-dreams/358189/#gallery-4
(http://i.imgur.com/J8smMrS.jpg)
https://www.texasgrassfedbeef.com/omega-3-chicken/omega-3-chicken-skin-fat-0
Quote from: Jay on December 16, 2015, 07:25 PM NHFT
https://www.texasgrassfedbeef.com/omega-3-chicken/omega-3-chicken-skin-fat-0
Mmm... bucket o skin. It's about time. What's this doing in the spider thread for?
Quote from: dalebert on December 17, 2015, 05:24 PM NHFT
Quote from: Jay on December 16, 2015, 07:25 PM NHFT
https://www.texasgrassfedbeef.com/omega-3-chicken/omega-3-chicken-skin-fat-0
Mmm... bucket o skin. It's about time. What's this doing in the spider thread for?
Cuz of the creepy factor?
Don't know if this has been posted before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buY5K9d2mIs
Quote from: jerryswife on December 19, 2015, 09:43 AM NHFT
Don't know if this has been posted before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buY5K9d2mIs
I watched the first few minutes, but its pretty creepy. I stopped so I don't
get a spider phobia. :)
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on December 17, 2015, 06:22 PM NHFT
Cuz of the creepy factor?
Creepily delicious!
Merry Xmas everyone! Kevin gets credit for finding this one.
(http://i.imgur.com/kB9FQcd.jpg)
Quote from: jerryswife on December 19, 2015, 09:43 AM NHFT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buY5K9d2mIs
I don't even care what he's talking about. This footage is AWESOME!
We were talking in the car about superpowers we'd want and I said I'd like to be Spider-man, and not what you're thinking about. I don't mean being super strong and agile and crawling on walls and crap. I mean I'd love to be able to summon and control spiders; not even giant ones but just the normal ones but in the thousands! OMG, who would mess with me? I'd have armies fleeing before me! MwahahaHAHAHA!
(http://dailypicdump.com/media/20151226/cool-spider-big-jump.gif)
From Pat's FB:
(http://i.imgur.com/mqOjEOz.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/yXfBr4l.jpg)
http://imgur.com/tkOhKrQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6hADqyLHj8
http://www.npr.org/sections/krulwich/2012/02/24/147367644/six-legged-giant-finds-secret-hideaway-hides-for-80-years
(http://i.imgur.com/tZbwl4t.jpg)
This has probably been posted before but I can't keep track.
(http://i.imgur.com/yGZZNDP.jpg)
https://www.facebook.com/StreetRulesFights/videos/562464690585629/
This is the cyclosmis (or trapdoor spider), and its incredible abdomen looks like an ancient coin! This genus of spider lives in burrows, and it uses the hardened disc at the end of its abdomen to clog the entrance when it's threatened.
(http://i.imgur.com/gWrVd1h.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/RQ1cBqI.jpg)
http://imgur.com/gallery/6i9lJ
(http://libman.org/img/bak/20160407-nhunderground-archive-ban-2.png) (http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://nhunderground.com/forum/index.php?topic=22397)
(http://i.imgur.com/bzDBI3J.jpg)
http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/animals/a20346/spider-tailed-horned-viper/
In response to Reply #297:
fuck that!
https://youtu.be/-8yjx8X6_7o?t=1m
(http://i.imgur.com/9xWWKtt.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/0B1LRWr.jpg)
Because spiders...
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/who_vs_whom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoAx_cjBUEQ
Pretty sure this is the inspiration for the queen in Aliens.
http://i.imgur.com/EYqWLfz.gifv
Quote from: dalebert on June 05, 2016, 05:33 PM NHFT
Pretty sure this is the inspiration for the queen in Aliens.
http://i.imgur.com/EYqWLfz.gifv
Remove the last 'v':
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Great, right before I go to bed... that's some creepy sh*t right there.
I'll tell you what you should watch right before bed--the movie, Mama (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2023587/)
But meanwhile, more spider stuff...
https://www.facebook.com/thisisinsiderart/videos/395334110637159/
(https://imgur.com/M2Yajmw.jpg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApcFx1aXFqk
https://www.facebook.com/qimes/videos/657009084448800/
The inside of a man's nose.
http://i.imgur.com/LJuJGSg.gifv
The same things in a dog's side.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PLgM6IcvNA
(http://i.imgur.com/sd5dl46.jpg)
Can you say "NOSE TICKS"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnsEf5URYf0
http://i.imgur.com/LbUsGm5.gifv
https://i.makeagif.com/media/2-11-2016/TcQAjr.gif
Draining a spider bite
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=130_1192586403
Quote from: dalebert on September 13, 2016, 11:45 PM NHFT
Draining a spider bite
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=130_1192586403
Spider bite? Looks more like the dude got MRSA on his face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4GmmHWn6Jw
(http://i.imgur.com/C7mJVbu.jpg)
(https://i.redd.it/ahle711ledvx.jpg)
Good news: ghost spiders can fly. (http://gizmodo.com/good-news-ghost-spiders-can-fly-1789618317)
Quote2016 was a difficult year and 2017 doesn't stand to get any better, so here's the bad news—the ghost spiders have flown over to a remote island, evolving into new species scientists were previously unaware of. In order to fly, spiders use a technique called ballooning, turning their silk into a sort of kite that takes them long distances.
(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--9E41t9y5--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/wbexaazw86khtdhhfkv3.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/hgLGe5Q.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Fuv1pvk.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/fjkrBKf.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/PDQMi9a.png)
https://www.facebook.com/viralthread/videos/1039622476179594/
Dale may be a spider.... I'm just saying.
Quote from: Jim Johnson on January 17, 2017, 10:48 PM NHFT
Dale may be a spider.... I'm just saying.
If only! I do appear to have something of a spider obsession. They're pretty awesome. I want spider powers; not like Spider-man though. I want spider control powers, like being able summon thousands of spiders and make them do my bidding. MwahahahaHAHAHA!
(http://imgur.com/28UoVqS.jpg)
https://www.facebook.com/FunnyVideosbyDiply/videos/1884662878250986/
(https://i.imgur.com/FY6kWhM.jpg)
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170405/b295ef72292337b08b88966946641d66.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/vIKjiYK.png)
That's OK.... I can see the underside of my sun visor.
HEY, not just spiders here.....I'M HERE....Like herpes for some of you, I suppose.
I'm still tentsteading / taxresistering / being a general nuisance to the government of Lakewood, NJ. (Because NH people hurt my feelings on the weby webs, boo hoo hoo.) So yesterday I was packing up my office alpha-tent and found out that I had a roommate I didn't know about under the rain-fly:
(http://www.libman.org/img/bak/20170409-spider1.jpg) (http://www.libman.org/img/bak/20170409-spider1.jpg)
(http://www.libman.org/img/bak/20170409-spider2.jpg) (http://www.libman.org/img/bak/20170409-spider2.jpg)
My original photos. Public domain.
https://gfycat.com/IdealisticUnitedFrillneckedlizard
Quote from: Alex Libman on April 10, 2017, 09:07 AM NHFT
I'm still tentsteading / taxresistering / being a general nuisance to the government of Lakewood, NJ. (Because NH people hurt my feelings on the weby webs, boo hoo hoo.) So yesterday I was packing up my office alpha-tent and found out that I had a roommate I didn't know about under the rain-fly:
(http://www.libman.org/img/bak/20170409-spider1.jpg) (http://www.libman.org/img/bak/20170409-spider1.jpg)
(http://www.libman.org/img/bak/20170409-spider2.jpg) (http://www.libman.org/img/bak/20170409-spider2.jpg)
My original photos. Public domain.
You mean you're a homeless guy
Quote from: Alex Libman on April 10, 2017, 09:07 AM NHFT
I'm still tentsteading / taxresistering / being a general nuisance to the government of Lakewood, NJ. (Because NH people hurt my feelings on the weby webs, boo hoo hoo.) So yesterday I was packing up my office alpha-tent and found out that I had a roommate I didn't know about under the rain-fly:
(http://www.libman.org/img/bak/20170409-spider1.jpg) (http://www.libman.org/img/bak/20170409-spider1.jpg)
(http://www.libman.org/img/bak/20170409-spider2.jpg) (http://www.libman.org/img/bak/20170409-spider2.jpg)
My original photos. Public domain.
He was keeping the bug population under control for ya. ;D
/hhttp://www.gloriousa.com/world/australia-pictures-shock/29
Quote from: jerryswife on October 25, 2017, 03:19 PM NHFT
http://www.gloriousa.com/world/australia-pictures-shock/29 (http://www.gloriousa.com/world/australia-pictures-shock/29)
(https://media.tenor.com/images/d7c7f35d9a667578dedd8b64076e168f/tenor.gif)
Might want to warn a fella! Everything is trying to kill ya in Australia.
(http://static.gloriousa.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/28081724/Electric-Bill.jpg)