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New Hampshire Underground => General Discussion => Outside "The Shire" => Topic started by: Silent_Bob on December 04, 2015, 01:20 PM NHFT

Title: Homeless Couple Found Living In Walmart Attic With Hot Plate, Meth Lab, And 42?
Post by: Silent_Bob on December 04, 2015, 01:20 PM NHFT
http://now8news.com/homeless-couple-found-living-in-walmart-attic/

Memphis, Tennessee –  Being homeless has to be very difficult, especially in the colder times of the year. But not for this Tennessee couple who had been “living in the lap of luxury” above a Tennessee Walmart store. The ‘homeless’ man, 48-year-old Wilbert Thomas, admitted to police that he and his girlfriend 54-year-old Ingrid Malone, had been living above the store for over two years. What they did to the attic, baffled police and store employees.

 “I don’t mean to laugh, but these people really got one over on Walmart,” said Lieut. Marshall Weiss. “In the attic, we recovered 2 pounds of meth they had somehow produced on a hot plate. They also managed to get food, drinks, mini refrigerator, a big screen TV, surround sound system, bedroom set, hangers, clothes… I mean, if Walmart sells it they had it. These people were living good. They even managed to splice into the satellite TV wire and ordered NFL Sunday ticket!”

The couple was discovered when employees in the break room heard banging from above. Apparently the couple was engaging in intercourse when the new headboard to their queen sized bed, which they also took from the store, was banging against one of the attic dividers. During Thomas’s confession, he also admitted stealing K-Y Jelly Yours+Mine which he says “screwed up everything and got us busted.”
Title: Re: Homeless Couple Found Living In Walmart Attic With Hot Plate, Meth Lab, And 42?
Post by: KBCraig on December 04, 2015, 11:05 PM NHFT
Walmart doesn't have attics.

As for "now8news dot com", here are their recent posts:

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Title: Re: Homeless Couple Found Living In Walmart Attic With Hot Plate, Meth Lab, And 42?
Post by: eglove on December 05, 2015, 02:13 AM NHFT
The worst part, whoever built this site, which looks terrible visually, knows a little about what they're doing on the backend. I really hope it's just someone's experiment/side project. "Let's see how many people will believe this crap! Also, I bet I can get tons of views!"
Title: Re: Homeless Couple Found Living In Walmart Attic With Hot Plate, Meth Lab, And 42?
Post by: Russell Kanning on December 16, 2015, 01:25 PM NHFT
yea what a goofy story .... maybe a dream scenario for this guy
Title: Re: Homeless Couple Found Living In Walmart Attic With Hot Plate, Meth Lab, And 42?
Post by: Free libertarian on December 16, 2015, 06:46 PM NHFT
yea what a goofy story .... maybe a dream scenario for this guy


  Living the dream, a penthouse at Walmart.  :)
Title: Re: Homeless Couple Found Living In Walmart Attic With Hot Plate, Meth Lab, And 42?
Post by: Russell Kanning on December 16, 2015, 09:14 PM NHFT
when we were delivering walmart trailers to the stores ..... I thought of them as our own really big fridges to pick out food from :)