http://www.trendingmail.com/2016/04/annual-holiday-celebrating-world-naked.html
If there ever was a day to plant your seed, it's May 2.
That's because it's World Naked Gardening Day, an annual event where people are supposed to drop their drawers and get down and dirty.
Now in its 10th year, World Naked Gardening Day is traditionally celebrated the first Saturday in May.
Probably easier to spot the ticks. ;D
I'm a tick magnet. Never once had to buy any of 'em a drink and they all wanted to suck me.
The first Saturday in May is the 7th, this year, unless my calendar is screwing with me...
Quote from: MaineShark on April 27, 2016, 07:13 PM NHFT
The first Saturday in May is the 7th, this year, unless my calendar is screwing with me...
Yeah, I caught that it was a re-post.
Here's a shot we got working in our garden.
(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ApSiv47dzA0/VyB6Ugo0DDI/AAAAAAAACmQ/lYveu7lvO-QRD5sp32EywN_uH7AH7FR1ACLcB/s640/naked-gardening1-636x4.jpg)
Who is she "gardening" with?
Quote from: Jim Johnson on April 28, 2016, 12:33 PM NHFT
Who is she "gardening" with?
Hey, wait a minute! I suppose that is to imply that I don't have the body of Adonis.
I wouldn't mind her "entertaining" if they'd do some of the dang chores around here. ;D
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on April 28, 2016, 08:20 PM NHFTQuote from: Jim Johnson on April 28, 2016, 12:33 PM NHFTWho is she "gardening" with?
Hey, wait a minute! I suppose that is to imply that I don't have the body of Adonis.
You could instead assume that he was complimenting you by implying that the watering can isn't large enough to hide what it's there to hide. All in how you interpret it!
Quote from: MaineShark on April 29, 2016, 06:18 AM NHFT
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on April 28, 2016, 08:20 PM NHFTQuote from: Jim Johnson on April 28, 2016, 12:33 PM NHFTWho is she "gardening" with?
Hey, wait a minute! I suppose that is to imply that I don't have the body of Adonis.
You could instead assume that he was complimenting you by implying that the watering can isn't large enough to hide what it's there to hide. All in how you interpret it!
Yeah, what he said. Take that Johnson!
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on April 29, 2016, 06:24 AM NHFT
Quote from: MaineShark on April 29, 2016, 06:18 AM NHFT
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on April 28, 2016, 08:20 PM NHFTQuote from: Jim Johnson on April 28, 2016, 12:33 PM NHFTWho is she "gardening" with?
Hey, wait a minute! I suppose that is to imply that I don't have the body of Adonis.
You could instead assume that he was complimenting you by implying that the watering can isn't large enough to hide what it's there to hide. All in how you interpret it!
Yeah, what he said. Take that Johnson!
I guess we should split this off into a delusional subthread.
Did ya really have to pop my bubble? :'(
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on April 29, 2016, 06:24 AM NHFT
Quote from: MaineShark on April 29, 2016, 06:18 AM NHFT
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on April 28, 2016, 08:20 PM NHFTQuote from: Jim Johnson on April 28, 2016, 12:33 PM NHFTWho is she "gardening" with?
Hey, wait a minute! I suppose that is to imply that I don't have the body of Adonis.
You could instead assume that he was complimenting you by implying that the watering can isn't large enough to hide what it's there to hide. All in how you interpret it!
Yeah, what he said. Take that Johnson!
Commas are critical in a thread about naked Johnsons.
(https://49.media.tumblr.com/f7c6708121cf26b3aed5408e8374be03/tumblr_mi6chuXTek1s5ws9wo1_500.gif)
I was gunna say that that guy was too short to be you
It's that time again, boys and girls!
http://www.wideopenspaces.com/world-naked-gardening-day-may-7th/
It's a little too chilly and breezy here today for naked gardening, but WooHoo anyway! ;D
Quote from: Becky Thatcher on May 03, 2017, 11:06 AM NHFT
It's a little too chilly and breezy here today for naked gardening, but WooHoo anyway! ;D
Don't be a wimp --go for it!
Quote from: jerryswife on May 03, 2017, 11:36 AM NHFT
Quote from: Becky Thatcher on May 03, 2017, 11:06 AM NHFT
It's a little too chilly and breezy here today for naked gardening, but WooHoo anyway! ;D
Don't be a wimp --go for it!
Here, here!
Perky I tell ya. ;D
Me and my dirty hoe have been gardening in buckets and at my age that's no easy feat.
We might get snow overnight; damn, that ruins MY plans for naked gardening.
yea there were snow drifts in NE Kansas yesterday .... while it was 80 degrees
the snow is from last week. .... crazy
I am not ready for naked weed wacking
It was definitely a bit nipply today. Snow forecast for Monday.
https://nypost.com/2018/05/05/topless-gardener-sues-authorities-for-being-prudes/?utm_content=inf_10_2731_2&utm_source=tsefacebook&utm_medium=tsefb&utm_campaign=tse&tse_id=INF_3c05636053cc11e8804f9df8933ed465
QuoteAs for the complainant, quipped Watkins, "The simple solution to that 'offense': turn your attention back to the road you are driving on."
No naked gardening, but I did take the dog out to pee clad only in my underwear, slippers and a hat. The slippers were so I wouldn't step into anything squishy in the dog's favorite area and the hat was so I could feel more dressed.
Does this count as points toward naked gardening or am I a hopeless prude?
I would say that definitely counts as points towards naked gardening. I mean even us hard core naked gardeners/lawn mowers wear safety glasses, boots, and a hat. 8)
Quote from: Free libertarian on August 15, 2018, 06:41 AM NHFT
No naked gardening, but I did take the dog out to pee clad only in my underwear, slippers and a hat. The slippers were so I wouldn't step into anything squishy in the dog's favorite area and the hat was so I could feel more dressed.
Does this count as points toward naked gardening or am I a hopeless prude?
Points toward----maybe, there is the issue of the underwear...
Quote from: jerryswife on August 16, 2018, 09:54 AM NHFT
Quote from: Free libertarian on August 15, 2018, 06:41 AM NHFT
No naked gardening, but I did take the dog out to pee clad only in my underwear, slippers and a hat. The slippers were so I wouldn't step into anything squishy in the dog's favorite area and the hat was so I could feel more dressed.
Does this count as points toward naked gardening or am I a hopeless prude?
Points toward----maybe, there is the issue of the underwear...
Sorry Bob... got to take off the "tighty whiteys".
Doctors know these things.
Okay, so loose the undies seems to be the consensus. Check.
Can I keep the slippers and the hat on though? Pleeeeze !
The hat makes me feel debonair and the slippers keep pokey sticks from poking me and goey things from getting between my toes.
Let'n Tom talk you out of your underwear.
Quote from: Jim Johnson on August 17, 2018, 04:46 PM NHFT
Let'n Tom talk you out of your underwear.
I was in the pool !!!
Quote from: Free libertarian on August 18, 2018, 03:20 AM NHFT
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things!
When the bathroom is occupied, I'm frequently invited to use my male privilege by peeing off the back porch.
We walk around, because crawling could be a drag.
I think hats and slippers are acceptable accoutrements even for naked gardening.
Quote from: Becky Thatcher on August 18, 2018, 10:47 PM NHFT
Quote from: Free libertarian on August 18, 2018, 03:20 AM NHFT
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things!
When the bathroom is occupied, I'm frequently invited to use my male privilege by peeing off the back porch.
Ooops, I accidentally edited instead of quoting.
Quote from: KBCraig on August 25, 2018, 04:49 PM NHFT
Quote from: Becky Thatcher on August 18, 2018, 10:47 PM NHFT
Quote from: Free libertarian on August 18, 2018, 03:20 AM NHFT
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things!
When the bathroom is occupied, I'm frequently invited to use my male privilege by peeing off the back porch.
Ooops, I accidentally edited instead of quoting.
Calculating wind direction can be essential to a successful event.
in case Tom hasn't seen this guy
https://hemispherestudio.com/en/index.php
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW57r5StUBA