Got this e-mail today...
QuoteHi everyone. This email is being sent to friends, family, science fiction freaks...and lots of other people who have rattled my aplomb in the past half-century or so. I have a somewhat weird announcement for you...a very weird one. What is it? Well, a few years ago I was contacted by an alien (interstellar, not south-of-the-border). It (the alien) wanted to be a writer. Not only that, but it wants to call itself a "storyteller-for-humans". It asked me to be its literary agent, which I accepted. It has chosen "Algerine Onyx" as its nom de plume and its first book, Achron Kindness, has just been published on Amazon: You can find it HERE; hit "Look inside" to read the first several chapters for free. Go on...read those free chapters! If you like an exciting page-turner, you're gonna love Achron Kindness....and one other thing: There's an extensive Afterword in the book written by the alien author explaining who and what they are, how they got here, where they came from, what they think of us, etc. For an alien-eye view and opinion of human beings...it's a very interesting read.
Tim Condon, Alien Literary Representative
for Algerine Onyx...Storyteller-for-Humans
813-251-2626 Em. condon@yahoo.com
It didn't say Tim is an alien. It says Tim is an alien's literary rep.
How come he writes a book? Don't they have direct mind link?
haven't there been lots of people who have been direct writing for "aliens"?
Quote from: Jim Johnson on May 28, 2019, 07:00 PM NHFT
It didn't say Tim is an alien. It says Tim is an alien's literary rep.
How come he writes a book? Don't they have direct mind link?
Well, if you're going to get all factual on me...
It's a Trap !
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on May 28, 2019, 07:40 PM NHFT
Quote from: Jim Johnson on May 28, 2019, 07:00 PM NHFT
It didn't say Tim is an alien. It says Tim is an alien's literary rep.
How come he writes a book? Don't they have direct mind link?
Well, if you're going to get all factual on me...
It also did not say that Tim is not an alien. I have met Tim and although it is not likely that Tim is an alien, it is quite possible that Tim is an alien.
once a marine ....
Obligatory alien conversation mention - "lizard people" .
Quote from: Jim Johnson on May 29, 2019, 06:48 AM NHFT
It also did not say that Tim is not an alien. I have met Tim and although it is not likely that Tim is an alien, it is quite possible that Tim is an alien.
"If we had found evidence that Tim is not an alien, we would have said so."
The only real fact, in this case, is that Tim has not denied that he is an alien.
I thought Tim was going to build a great big wall and "make the Martians pay for it" ?
that might still be a plan
Quote from: Jim Johnson on May 30, 2019, 07:25 PM NHFT
The only real fact, in this case, is that Tim has not denied that he is an alien.
And I won't believe it until he does deny it!
Well then, it's confirmed that Tim Condon is an alien!
We should form a committee to assign a special counsel to investigate whether or not Tim is a lying bastard.
Quote from: Free libertarian on May 29, 2019, 06:13 PM NHFT
Obligatory alien conversation mention - "lizard people" .
The shape shifting lizard people connection can not be ignored!
he could be a russian spy with all that fake anti-commie rhetoric
Shape shifting, commie, lizard bastards are the worst!
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on June 03, 2019, 06:22 PM NHFT
Shape shifting, commie, lizard bastards are the worst!
Every time you say that a Bernie Sanders supporter forces a kitten to "eat more kale".
Quote from: Free libertarian on June 03, 2019, 07:21 PM NHFT
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on June 03, 2019, 06:22 PM NHFT
Shape shifting, commie, lizard bastards are the worst!
Every time you say that a Bernie Sanders supporter forces a kitten to "eat more kale".
We got Pat K to eat kale! ;D
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on June 03, 2019, 07:40 PM NHFT
Quote from: Free libertarian on June 03, 2019, 07:21 PM NHFT
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on June 03, 2019, 06:22 PM NHFT
Shape shifting, commie, lizard bastards are the worst!
Every time you say that a Bernie Sanders supporter forces a kitten to "eat more kale".
We got Pat K to eat kale! ;D
"...if we can save just one kitten from the indignity of forced kale consumption, it will be worth it" - Pat K.
;D ;D ;D
Ya good luck with that,
Kale Eater? Really?
I thought this thread was outrageous when people were calling out liars and bastards.... but now Kale Eater?
Son Of A Bitch
Oh geez...it's let's-all-pile-on-Condon time around here. But listen, I didn't ask to be contacted by the alien. It called me...and I agreed to help. What's it (the alien) all about? Well, if you go to the Amazon page (https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07R7JRGQJ/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_bibl_vppi_i0) and click on "Look inside" over on the left (above the book cover), you can read the first four chapters of the book for free (there's an interesting condemnation of "anarchy" that should suck you all in...heh). And no, I'm not a damned alien. I just REPRESENT one as its literary agent. If you want to know more about this interesting development, I'll be at both the Forkfest and the Porcfest (as a valued elder at the latter...till I probably get kicked out), and I can answer all your questions there (Campsite 87).
One last thing: No more trying to make Pat K eat kale!
See? I told you so.
See...
The Shape Shifting Lizard Alien Overloads saw what we were talking about!
We can send PatK to talk with the alien's representative .... just bring lots of kale to fend off the evil spirits
Quote from: K neth on June 02, 2019, 07:43 AM NHFT
Quote from: Jim Johnson on May 30, 2019, 07:25 PM NHFT
The only real fact, in this case, is that Tim has not denied that he is an alien.
And I won't believe it until he does deny it!
Quote from: condon on June 04, 2019, 11:48 AM NHFTAnd no, I'm not a damned alien.
Now we know.
Quote from: K neth on June 05, 2019, 06:30 AM NHFT
Quote from: K neth on June 02, 2019, 07:43 AM NHFT
Quote from: Jim Johnson on May 30, 2019, 07:25 PM NHFT
The only real fact, in this case, is that Tim has not denied that he is an alien.
And I won't believe it until he does deny it!
Quote from: condon on June 04, 2019, 11:48 AM NHFTAnd no, I'm not a damned alien.
Now we know.
He says, 'he's not a damned alien'. Maybe he's a blessed alien... or maybe he's just a plain alien.
Quote from: Jim Johnson on June 05, 2019, 07:30 AM NHFT
Quote from: K neth on June 05, 2019, 06:30 AM NHFT
Quote from: K neth on June 02, 2019, 07:43 AM NHFT
Quote from: Jim Johnson on May 30, 2019, 07:25 PM NHFT
The only real fact, in this case, is that Tim has not denied that he is an alien.
And I won't believe it until he does deny it!
Quote from: condon on June 04, 2019, 11:48 AM NHFTAnd no, I'm not a damned alien.
Now we know.
He says, 'he's not a damned alien'. Maybe he's a blessed alien... or maybe he's just a plain alien.
Good point... he left himself some wiggle room there didn't he.
Just more evidence of his alien-ness!
We should treat this as a planetary invasion.
....and set up a proper entry point on the moon.
....yes... with walls.
Quote from: Jim Johnson on June 06, 2019, 07:02 AM NHFT
We should treat this as a planetary invasion.
....and set up a proper entry point on the moon.
....yes... with walls.
You saw on The Day the Earth Stood Still how that big, alien, metal bastard couldn't even bother to learn the language... "Klaatu barada nikto." Probably means, I'm here for all the welfare benefits, bitches!
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on June 06, 2019, 04:59 PM NHFT
Quote from: Jim Johnson on June 06, 2019, 07:02 AM NHFT
We should treat this as a planetary invasion.
....and set up a proper entry point on the moon.
....yes... with walls.
You saw on The Day the Earth Stood Still how that big, alien, metal bastard couldn't even bother to learn the language... "Klaatu barada nikto." Probably means, I'm here for all the welfare benefits, bitches!
...and the womenfolk. We all saw what Klaatu did with Patrica Neal!
Quote from: Jim Johnson on June 05, 2019, 07:30 AM NHFT
He says, 'he's not a damned alien'. Maybe he's a blessed alien... or maybe he's just a plain alien.
that's how they get ya
I never saw that movie .... I don't even know what we are up against!!!
Becky says "Take some mushrooms and watch the movie Russell."
;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Jim Johnson on June 06, 2019, 06:08 PM NHFT
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on June 06, 2019, 04:59 PM NHFT
Quote from: Jim Johnson on June 06, 2019, 07:02 AM NHFT
We should treat this as a planetary invasion.
....and set up a proper entry point on the moon.
....yes... with walls.
You saw on The Day the Earth Stood Still how that big, alien, metal bastard couldn't even bother to learn the language... "Klaatu barada nikto." Probably means, I'm here for all the welfare benefits, bitches!
...and the womenfolk. We all saw what Klaatu did with Patrica Neal!
Robot porn... a specialty genre for the geek libertarian crowd.
now I am being ordered around by his minions