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New Hampshire Underground => Underground Projects => Topic started by: Caleb on July 15, 2006, 08:13 PM NHFT

Title: Real Men of Genius?
Post by: Caleb on July 15, 2006, 08:13 PM NHFT
So ... today, we were talking about making some spoof fsp videos based on the beer commercials "real men of genius".  We could parody little commercials, based on the types of people who are affiliated with the fsp.

So far ... we've got:

1)  Mr. gun cleaner
2)  Mr. obsessed with privacy
3)  Mr. moved 3000 miles just to run for a boring local office
4)  Mr. planning New Hampshire's independence from South Dakota
5)  Mr. IT guy

Any more ideas?

Caleb
Title: Re: Real Men of Genius?
Post by: Pat K on July 15, 2006, 08:58 PM NHFT
How about =MR. Thinks he can drink people under the table. :)
Title: Re: Real Men of Genius?
Post by: Caleb on July 15, 2006, 08:58 PM NHFT
 ;D :icon_puke_l:
Title: Re: Real Men of Genius?
Post by: Caleb on July 15, 2006, 09:16 PM NHFT
So here's an audio link to the originals...

http://thefuntimesguide.com/movabletype/archives/2004/10/bud_light_real.html

Weren't there television spots too?

Caleb
Title: Re: Real Men of Genius?
Post by: Jared on July 15, 2006, 10:03 PM NHFT
only objection i have about this is that glenn beck ("conservative" talk show/tv host) already spoofs those commercials quite often.
Title: Re: Real Men of Genius?
Post by: FTL_Ian on July 15, 2006, 11:12 PM NHFT
I don't like it.  We have some genius women in this movement!   ::)
Title: Re: Real Men of Genius?
Post by: KBCraig on July 16, 2006, 02:56 AM NHFT
I love the spots. I don't have any ideas for spoofs.

Sorry, Mister "Dresses Like An Indian With A Cigar And Carries A Pitchfork, Running For Congress But Really Not".

 ;D
Title: Re: Real Men of Genius?
Post by: Jared on July 16, 2006, 03:02 AM NHFT
I don't like it.  We have some genius women in this movement!   ::)

good point. not to mention, i think those commercials are supposed to be sarcastic
Title: Re: Real Men of Genius?
Post by: Fluff and Stuff on July 16, 2006, 03:15 AM NHFT
How about MR likes to look at my butt  :-*
Title: Re: Real Men of Genius?
Post by: MobileDigit on July 16, 2006, 03:34 AM NHFT
4)  Mr. planning New Hampshire's independence from South Dakota

I don't understand this one.
Title: Re: Real Men of Genius?
Post by: Russell Kanning on July 16, 2006, 09:32 AM NHFT
We salute you ... Mr. Don Quioxote wannabe (nothin' but a wannabe) ...... you tilt at windmills in NH and never make any "real" political progress. (lookin silly in your gandhi diaper) ... You mislead others with your delusions of grandeur.. (nobodies paying attention) You will never topple the Federal government but you deserve to crack open an ice cold porcupine ale for trying buddy ...... heres to you [lifts glass]

We will have to get a feel for how long each sentence can be and to match the (singing voiceovers). :)
Title: Re: Real Men of Genius?
Post by: Russell Kanning on July 16, 2006, 09:34 AM NHFT
Mr. Free State politico

You think you can change the system from inside. (hasn't got a clue)
You get excited whenever a polititian gives you the time of day (they are only humoring you sucker)


and so forth.
Title: Re: Real Men of Genius?
Post by: Russell Kanning on July 16, 2006, 09:53 AM NHFT
http://thefuntimesguide.com/movabletype/archives/2005/03/gizoogle_snoop.html

mr. gangsta rap posse member
Title: Re: Real Men of Genius?
Post by: Russell Kanning on July 16, 2006, 10:02 AM NHFT
Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com presents, Real American Heroes

      *singing* Real American Heroes

We salute you, Mr. Gramatically-Incorrect Protester Guy

      Mister Gramatically-Incorrect Protester Guy

So unsung is the silent art of political dissent and protest.

      ?Iraq No War FIGHT!?

So unheralded are the great orations of the day

      ?NO WMD no Vote no way?

Who else delivers the true message to all Americans everyday in a clear consise manner?

      ?Dont Hate the Game hate America?

So crack open a cold one, Mr. Grad student, cause you don?t deliver it either.

      Mister Gramatically-Incorrect Protester Guy

http://www.jeremygilby.com/?p=458
Title: Re: Real Men of Genius?
Post by: Russell Kanning on July 16, 2006, 10:04 AM NHFT
    Jeremy-Gilby-Dot-Com presents: Real American Heroes

          *Singing* Real American Heroes

    We salute you, Mr. Democratic Presidential Hopeful

          Mister Democratic-Presidential-Hopeful!

    Sure the reigning president has the public and the military behind him, that doesn?t stop you.

          Don?t STOP me now!

    No, your angry, your friends are angry, and you want to make EVERYONE angry.

          *Chorus* We?re all angry with you

    And who cares if there are 9 other Democratic-Presidential-Hopefuls? You?re the man we want to see.

          I am the man!

    So crack open a cold one, Mr. Democratic Presidential Hopeful, because if you get the nomination, GWB is sure to get re-elected.

          Mister Democratic-Presidential-Hopeful

    Anheuser-Busch: St. Louis, Missouri
Title: Re: Real Men of Genius?
Post by: tracysaboe on July 16, 2006, 11:55 AM NHFT
4)  Mr. planning New Hampshire's independence from South Dakota

I don't understand this one.

He's talking about me. I wrote half of that website.

Tracy
Title: Re: Real Men of Genius?
Post by: Russell Kanning on July 16, 2006, 03:34 PM NHFT
Crack open a brewski Mr. South Dakota Anarchist ...... your crazy pajamas get you noticed in every crowd.
Title: Re: Real Men of Genius?
Post by: tracysaboe on July 16, 2006, 03:48 PM NHFT
Crack open a brewski Mr. South Dakota Anarchist ...... your crazy pajamas get you noticed in every crowd.

How did you know I wear Zebos!?

Tracy
Title: Re: Real Men of Genius?
Post by: Russell Kanning on July 16, 2006, 04:29 PM NHFT
now you are spidergirl?
Title: Re: Real Men of Genius?
Post by: tracysaboe on July 16, 2006, 06:11 PM NHFT
now you are spidergirl?

You can't imagine how pumped I am. This is the ONLY comic that I read for a good year or too before I started getting back into comics.

This universe breaks off from before they screw up Spiderman's continuity in '98. And picks about 15 years latter when Mayday starts developing Spider Powers.

They cancled the series, and I was bummed. But they're relaunching it now in Oct as Amazing Spider Girl instead of just Spider Girl.

Tracy
Title: Re: Real Men of Genius?
Post by: Russell Kanning on July 16, 2006, 06:43 PM NHFT
This universe breaks off from before they screw up Spiderman's continuity in '98. And picks about 15 years latter when Mayday starts developing Spider Powers.

wha whaa whaah wha Spider wha wha

You are starting to sound like Frank Chodorov to me .... I don't speak the language.
Title: Re: Real Men of Genius?
Post by: tracysaboe on July 16, 2006, 10:32 PM NHFT
This universe breaks off from before they screw up Spiderman's continuity in '98. And picks about 15 years latter when Mayday starts developing Spider Powers.

wha whaa whaah wha Spider wha wha

You are starting to sound like Frank Chodorov to me .... I don't speak the language.

 ;D
Tracy
Title: Re: Real Men of Genius?
Post by: Tom Sawyer on July 16, 2006, 11:11 PM NHFT
We salute you, Mr. Protest Documentary Producer...
 ;D ;D ;D

Come on somebody can make a parody on me. I think when we can laugh at ourselves it will bring us together. I have a dream where the anarchist and the political wonk can live as brothers. And if they can't, well as Robin Williams said "Jokem if they can't take a fuck."  ;D

I'd be interested and have some fun with this sort of content.

Man, I am still laughing at Hollywood Rob's rendition of this. As we stood in the river and downed a cold one. T'was the highlight of my first adventure to Freedom Park.
Title: Re: Real Men of Genius?
Post by: NC2NH on July 17, 2006, 07:40 PM NHFT
We salute you, Mr. Protest Documentary Producer...
 ;D ;D ;D

Man, I am still laughing at Hollywood Rob's rendition of this. As we stood in the river and downed a cold one. T'was the highlight of my first adventure to Freedom Park.

 ;D Glad to be of service. I'll have to flesh out the lyrics...
Title: Re: Real Men of Genius?
Post by: lildog on July 18, 2006, 11:18 AM NHFT
    Jeremy-Gilby-Dot-Com presents: Real American Heroes

          *Singing* Real American Heroes

    We salute you, Mr. Democratic Presidential Hopeful

          Mister Democratic-Presidential-Hopeful!

    Sure the reigning president has the public and the military behind him, that doesn?t stop you.

          Don?t STOP me now!

    No, your angry, your friends are angry, and you want to make EVERYONE angry.

          *Chorus* We?re all angry with you

    And who cares if there are 9 other Democratic-Presidential-Hopefuls? You?re the man we want to see.

          I am the man!

    So crack open a cold one, Mr. Democratic Presidential Hopeful, because if you get the nomination, GWB is sure to get re-elected.

          Mister Democratic-Presidential-Hopeful

    Anheuser-Busch: St. Louis, Missouri


I was just thinking there could be some funny left wing ones just before getting to that post.

Someone presents: Real American Heroes

          *Singing* Real American Heroes

    We salute you, Mr. Massachusetts Liberal

          Mister Massachusetts Liberal!

    You?ve brought us great projects like the Big Dig but it doesn?t bother you that it?s caving it since it was federal money.

          Free federal money!

    And when asked about Mass losing its population you actually believe it is because taxes are too low.

         Tax and spend!

   You continue to think up new programs and new laws so the government can expand and expand.

         *Chorus* Ask not what you can do for your country but your country can do for you!

    So crack open a cold one, Mr. Massachusetts Liberal, because only you understand the true meaning of the term welfare in the constitution.

          Mister Massachusetts Liberal

    Anheuser-Busch: St. Louis, Missouri


Title: Re: Real Men of Genius?
Post by: KBCraig on July 18, 2006, 11:33 AM NHFT

    So crack open a cold one suckle up to the federal nipple, Mr. Massachusetts Liberal, because only you understand the true meaning of the term welfare in the constitution.

          Mister Massachusetts Liberal

    Anheuser-Busch: St. Louis, Missouri Uncle Sam, Washington D.C.


Modified it slightly.  ;D

Title: Re: Real Men of Genius?
Post by: Tom Sawyer on July 18, 2006, 11:54 AM NHFT
Are we having fun yet?

I like it.  8);D
Title: Re: Real Men of Genius?
Post by: Russell Kanning on July 18, 2006, 12:42 PM NHFT
          Mister Massachusetts Liberal
:bow: :biglaugh: :laughing4:
Title: Re: Real Men of Genius?
Post by: dalebert on July 20, 2006, 04:35 PM NHFT
Ya know, it may not be a bad idea to do a short film to promote FSP. I don't mean a documentary. I mean a little entertaining narrative, kinda funny, but also endearing. We could get it hosted on iFilms, YouTube, ebaumsworld. If we did it fast enough, perhaps we could get it into the Liberty Film Festival in West Hollywood.
Title: Re: Real Men of Genius?
Post by: Kat Kanning on September 10, 2007, 04:20 AM NHFT
Bump  ;D
Title: Re: Real Men of Genius?
Post by: Tom Sawyer on September 10, 2007, 09:59 AM NHFT
Yeah Hollywood had me cracking up on this stuff.  :)
Title: Re: Real Men of Genius?
Post by: David on September 10, 2007, 10:55 PM NHFT
Glad you bumped this Kat, I think this is brilliant, even if it was Caleb's' idea.   ;)