what time last call?

[mackler]

When's last call?
What time do clubs usually get out?
Are there any clubs?
What counts as "afterhours?"

[J’raxis 270145]

If I remember correctly, Massachusetts bars are open until 02:00. Why are we being upstaged by Massachusetts?

[KBCraig]

I'm not much of a bar drinker (rarely drink in public, and never when driving), but I am aggravated that package sales stop at 11:45. Shift workers like myself who get off at midnight sometimes like to pick something up on the way home, to drink at home.

[Lloyd Danforth]

I'm not much of a bar drinker (rarely drink in public, and never when driving), but I am aggravated that package sales stop at 11:45. Shift workers like myself who get off at midnight sometimes like to pick something up on the way home, to drink at home.

8 PM in CT.

[error]

This sucks. Change it.

[Insurgent]

From our friends at Modern Drunkard Magazine:
http://moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/10_04/10-04-survival-03.htm

How To Drink In A Bar After Hours

1.) Subtly make your desires known.
Every five minutes or so, let out a big laugh, slap your knee and say, "Gee, I bet this joint will be even more fun after we kick the jerks and assholes out!"

2.) Help clean up.
As soon as you hear last call, grab a bar towel and start wiping down tables. Make sure you do this in a very poor and half-hearted fashion however, or you'll make the cocktail waitress look bad.

3.) Ignore the obvious.
When the bartender looks right at you and yells "Time for everyone to go! And I do mean everyone, Larry!" look over your shoulder and act kind of surprised that there would be another Larry standing right behind as you slink your way toward the restroom.

4.) Lend them a false sense of hope.
When they find you hiding in the restroom stall pretend you're calling a cab and make sure you finish your conversation with the "dispatcher" by saying you'll be waiting inside because you're agoraphobic.