Big whine

[Pat K]

Boy, now I'm scared.  The feds coming and hauling me off, that's nothing...I'm in for a PatK belly bop! 

You know I'M not gonna do any thing.

Can't talk for those dam feds though.

[Kat Kanning]

OK, now I'm really enjoying imagining you in a pair of little pink angel wings 

[Pat K]

Hey its well known what an Angel I am.

[Barterer]

Have you guys tried high-end nonalcoholic beers like Beck's n/a, St. Pauli Girl and Clausthaler?  Ever since I went on prescription pills (and off alcohol) I've discovered several delicious brews.  The combination of having zero alcohol tolerance, plus the placebo effect is almost exactly the same as drinking regular beer daily and having a tolerance.

I imagine the same would happen with decaf coffee, but hey, one thing at a time.  Did you go cold turkey off three drugs at once?   

PS. A beer belly will retain full momentum and bopping power under the aforementioned program.

[Kat Kanning]

All the pukey taste of beer without the alcohol....what's the fun in that?

[Pat K]

Thanks but I want the alcohol in my Beer.

I quit coffee cause it was my biggest trigger for wanting a cigg.

SO far SO good.