anti-fun politician

[jerryswife]

Let's make anything fun illegal!  Where does that mind set come from?? Now they are going after Happy Meals.

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-happy-meals-20100427,0,6290206.story

[Jim Johnson]

I think it's time for McDonalds to start a 'Politicians are Sour Grumpy Assholes' campaign.

[Sam A. Robrin]

Here's one not written by me, from Duck Soup, with the Marx Brothers:

Sung:
For our information,
Just for illustration,
Tell us how you intend to run the nation.

Rufus T. Firefly:
These are the laws of my administration:

No one's allowed to smoke,
Or tell a dirty joke,
And whistling is forbidden.

We're not allowed to tell a dirty joke.
Hail, hail Freedonia!

If chewing gum is chewed,
The chewer is pursued
And in the hoose-gow hidden.

If we choose to chew, We'll be pursued.

If any form of pleasure is exhibited,
Report to me and it will be prohibited.
I'll put my foot down, so shall it be--
This is the land of the free!

The last man nearly ruined this place--
He didn't know what to do with it.
If you think this country's bad off now,
Just wait till I get through with it!

The country's taxes must be fixed,
And I know what to do with it.
If you think you're paying too much now,
Just wait till I get through with it.

I will not stand for anything
That's crooked or unfair.
I'm strictly on the up and up
So everyone beware:
If anyone's caught taking graft,
And I don't get my share,
We stand 'em up against the wall
And pop goes the weasel!