what's that wooshing noise?

[mackler]

A court reporter for former Creek County District Judge Donald Thompson testified that she witnessed her former boss masturbating with a device known as a penis pump while he presided over several trials from 2001 to 2003.

Panelists from two criminal trials and one civil trial told police they heard whooshing noises from the bench, which they likened to the sound of "a hemorrhoid donut" or a blood-pressure cuff.

Court reporter Lisa Foster testified that she saw Thompson shave his pubic area during closing arguments in a high-profile murder case...

...now that's what I call multitasking

http://www.courttv.com/trials/thompson_donald/010306_prelim_ctv.html

[Vitruvian]

I don't want to know what a hemorrhoid donut is.

[ByronB]

What else to do... try to be fair and honest? Pfffffffff, yea right.

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