URGENT: Crash space needed for 5 days

[Puke]

Here is one I made of my cat, Niko.

[Friday]

Here is one I made of my cat, Niko.

[William]

You've probably seen...



Which I guess is much better than...

[Puke]

I haven't seen that one. It's probably true.

[Kat Kanning]

Is that an admission?

[Lloyd Danforth]

There's a Headline:

Read all about it!  "Young Man Masturbates!"

[FTL_Ian]

There's a Headline:

Read all about it!  "Young Man Masturbates!"

From the Onion:

Man Thinks He Managed To Masturbate Without Waking Roommate
SEPTEMBER 13, 2000 | ISSUE 36•32

OMAHA, NE–Creighton University sophomore Adam Wilmut is under the mistaken impression that he managed to masturbate Tuesday without waking roommate and top-bunk occupant Scott Engram. "For about 10 minutes, I could feel the loft frame vibrating slightly," the 19-year-old Engram said. "Then, the vibrating escalated just a tiny bit for about 30 seconds before stopping altogether." The incident marked the fifth time in as many days that Wilmut's stealth masturbation was detected.

[FTL_Ian]

Also there's a full article: 

Local Teen Slated to Masturbate Furiously
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30325

[Porcupine_in_MA]

I haven't seen that one. It's probably true.

The FBI has the footage posted on their super secret message board.

[Areté]

and my favorite:

Man does that cat creep me out for some reason 

[dalebert]

So far, I've only heard from 2 of the 4.

I believe I handed your card to Zero and Will was here too, so you probably need to talk to Lumpy Revolution. I have only seen him once since he arrived at his welcome dinner at Panera and I forgot to remind him.

[Fluff and Stuff]

Remember, if you need crash space, places like http://www.couchsurfing.com/ and craig's list work.