If your saying alot of words with the letters s and f, etc. and you accidentally

[Raineyrocks]

spit in someone's food or on them would you tell them or hope they didn't notice?

[Jim Johnson]

The only way out of that one is to fake a seizure and knock their food on to the floor.
Even if you've been swapping spit with them all night a little spit ball in their food is going to ruin everything.

[Raineyrocks]

The only way out of that one is to fake a seizure and knock their food on to the floor.
Even if you've been swapping spit with them all night a little spit ball in their food is going to ruin everything.

   That is a very considerate and noble gesture! 

I used to have this friend who constantly spit when he would talk.  I would tell him to aim his head somewhere else and say it but don't spray it, but usually we were too wasted to move so I just covered my cup of water. 

[AntonLee]

I tend to spit sometimes, I really try to control it.  I remember spitting on my girlfriend's face on our first date.  Just a little spittle shot right onto her freshly makeup'ed cheek.  I was so embarrassed.

she rubbed it in and said she'd save it for later =O)  what a girl I've got. . .she's gotta be the best in the world!

[Raineyrocks]

I tend to spit sometimes, I really try to control it.  I remember spitting on my girlfriend's face on our first date.  Just a little spittle shot right onto her freshly makeup'ed cheek.  I was so embarrassed.

she rubbed it in and said she'd save it for later =O)  what a girl I've got. . .she's gotta be the best in the world!

Wow, you do have a pretty cool girlfriend!     I wouldn't be allowed to write the embarrassing things Rick has done on some of our dates.