Pat K divorce testimony released!

[Lloyd Danforth]

A man and his wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.. The man picks up a
case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry
on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of
face cream and puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price.'

[Pat K]

Hey!!

I never put put Budweiser in my shopping cart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lloyd Danforth]

Somehow I knew that would be your reaction

[jerry]

But he did get custody of the cat.

[KBCraig]

And he took the dog for a walk.