Stripper Tax

[Lloyd Danforth]

http://www.nypost.com/seven/03112009/news/regionalnews/stripper_tax_is_hard_to_bare_158991.htm



"The bottom line is, we have to protect people who have been victimized by unscrupulous individuals, and we cannot continue, especially in this economy, to have government pay for everything," Ortiz said.

[Kat Kanning]

Is this going to cut into your profits, Lloyd?

[Pat K]

Is this going to cut into your profits, Lloyd?

There go's my back up plan!

(figured I could make plenty of bucks get people
to pay me not to strip.)

Foiled again!

[K. Darien Freeheart]

I say we lodge a sit-in protest to protect stripper rights. 

[Zefferon]

Are you telling us to sit on it?

[KBCraig]

There go's my back up plan!

(figured I could make plenty of bucks get people
to pay me not to strip.)

Foiled again!

I don't think NY is taxing people who don't strip.

Yet.

Let them find out Pat K is not stripping, and they'll be charging him too.

[Kat Kanning]

So if NY catches you climbing into bed, after having stripped, will they tax that too? 

[Lloyd Danforth]

Only if you take a spin on the pole before retiring

[ByronB]

Ortiz said, "we cannot continue, especially in this economy, to have government pay for everything"

So they propose more taxes so that they can? How does this make sense? If you don't want the government to pay for everything you lower taxes, not increase them.


(funny comment on that article)

"Ok, I propose a $25 dollar "church visit tax" to everyone that goes to a church, "to protect people who have been victimized by unscrupulous priests""