Go To The Bathroom? Yeah, that's a-jailin'

[Ogre]

Two days in jail for having diarrhea. And that's before the "trial." My biggest question is whether or not taking a crap in the middle of the airplane would have been a lesser "crime." Then again, I guess all airlines employees are now in that same class as the police, in that they are supreme, powerful, and protected above all people so that if you dare touch them, you are automatically sent to jail. And people wonder why I refuse to fly and have for many years now.

[Puke]

Disobedience is the most heinous of crimes. 

[Jim Johnson]

It would have been better and safer for all if the guy would have just shit himself while sanding in the isle waiting for a bathroom.
The biological hazard created by uncontrolled human waist is far less dangerous than someone taking a shit in an upper class toilet.
The the projectile vomiting the shitting would have caused would have provided everyone with a sense of group bonding.  The group bonding would have promoted the safety of every passenger on board.

TSA/HLS
Agent Dick Head