the Easter Bunny Hates You

[Friday]

 

[Lloyd Danforth]

 
A  man is driving along a highway  and sees a rabbit
jump out across the
  middle of the road.
He  swerves to avoid hitting it, but  unfortunately the
rabbit jumps right
in  front of the  car.
The  driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal  lover,
pulls over and
gets  out to see what has become of the  rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is   the Easter Bunny, and
he is  DEAD.
The   driver feels so awful that he begins to  cry.
A  beautiful blonde woman driving down the  highway sees a
man crying on the
  side of the road and pulls over.   She steps out of the
car and asks  the
man what's wrong.
"I  feel terrible," he explains, "I
accidentally  hit the Easter Bunny with
my car and KILLED  HIM."
The   blonde says, "Don't worry."  She runs
to her car and pulls out a
   spray can.  She walks over to the limp, dead Easter
Bunny, bends  down,
and sprays the  contents onto him.
The   Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw  at the two of
them and hops  off
down the road.  Ten feet away he  stops, turns around and
waves  again, he
hops down the road another 10  feet, turns and waves, hops
another ten
feet, turns and waves, a and  repeats this again and again
and  again and
again, until he hops out of  sight.
The man is astonished.  He runs over to  the  woman and
demands, "What is in
that  can?   What did  you spray  on the Easter Bunny
?"
The   woman turns the can around so that the man can read
the label.  It
   says..

(Are you ready for   this?)
(Are you sure?)
(You know you're gonna be   sorry)
(Last chance)
*(OK, here  it  is)
*It  says,
*"Hair  Spray"
*Restores life to dead hair, and  adds permanent
wave."
Happy  Easter!!!

[dalebert]

Sam Robrin's gonna love that one.

[anthonybpugh]

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[Pat K]

[David]

I have seen that video 4 or 5 times, I love it every time.