Pat K joins the Church of England?

[KBCraig]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/religion/5587035/Church-blesses-fathers-with-beer.html


Church blesses fathers with beer
Bottles of beer will be given to fathers who attend church, in an alternative "blessing" for Father's Day.

By Jonathan Wynne-Jones, Religious Affairs Correspondent
Published: 9:00PM BST 20 Jun 2009

A senior bishop has backed the move, which is part of a Church of England initiative to put a Christian emphasis on the annual celebration of fatherhood.

Concerns over the lack of men attending services year-round has led clergy to offer a range of incentives today, including free beer, bacon rolls and chocolate bars.

[Jim Johnson]

BACON ROLLS! .....and BEER!

Bless me Pat K, for I have sined.

[Pat K]

I would rather sell my soul to the devil,
than join the church of england.

[Kat Kanning]

The devil probably has better bacon rolls and beer anyway.

[KBCraig]

I would rather sell my soul to the devil,
than join the church of england.

For free beer and bacon rolls,
you can join for one day.

[Pat K]

I would rather sell my soul to the devil,
than join the church of england.

For free beer and bacon rolls,
you can join for one day.

Nope!

[Jim Johnson]

I would rather sell my soul to the devil,
than join the church of england.

For free beer and bacon rolls,
you can join for one day.

Nope!

You do understand that you would be getting bacon rolls and beer...

[Kat Kanning]

I gotta respect a guy who stands up for his principles like this.