What Dirt

[Jim Johnson]

Why men can't help it, by Dave Barry.

http://www.miamiherald.com/living/columnists/dave-barry/story/1223091.html

[Pat K]

 

[dalebert]

Okay, this explains why my roommates don't see the dirt in the bathroom. It does not explain how they make it dirty SO fast though.

[Moebius Tripp]

2nd Law of Thermo: Entropy.

My corollary hypothesis is that life is "anti"-entropy, and, in addition to the detritus of skin cells, liquid and solid wastes, the general slovenly chaos we leave in our wake is entropy back lash. 

It's my excuse, and I'm stickin' to it.  Can't fight the law, man.

[K. Darien Freeheart]

kevin luffs teh entrofy.

[KBCraig]

Okay, this explains why my roommates don't see the dirt in the bathroom.

Does it explain why you do? 

[Jim Johnson]

Okay, this explains why my roommates don't see the dirt in the bathroom.

Does it explain why you do? 

Yes

[dalebert]

Does it explain why you do? 

I've said it a million times. I'm a lesbian trapped in a gay man's body. It explains lots of things.

[thinkliberty]

I've said it a million times. I'm a lesbian trapped in a gay man's body. It explains lots of things.

That means you go for the ladies, which means you are not gay. I think the term for a lesbian trapped in a gay man's body is metro-sexual. ( Not that there is anything wrong with that.  )

You were probably exposed to  phthalates or BPA in your early childhood (http://health.usnews.com/blogs/on-men/2009/11/17/phthalates-threat-less-boy-more-girl.html) that is the popular theory this year on why some boys that are a little more feminine than others. I am sure the theory will be disproved and reproved 10 times in the next 3 years.

Like with eggs, They are a good food then bad food because of too much cholesterol then good again because it has the good kind of cholesterol, I don't know if eggs are suppose to be good or bad for you right now, it changes every year.   

[Lloyd Danforth]

Probably exposed to nothing but, BPA's

[dalebert]

That means you go for the ladies, which means you are not gay. I think the term for a lesbian trapped in a gay man's body is metro-sexual. ( Not that there is anything wrong with that.  )

I'm almost the exact opposite. Metrosexuals seem to be gay in ALL respects save the actual sexual orientation. Meanwhile, I'm the inverse. I have a lesbian personality but I'm male and attracted to men (i.e. gay man's body). I have a powerful nesting instinct and am relationship-oriented. I've worried about having my gay card revoked on many occasions for lack of the other gay male traits that I'm supposed to have like caring about fashion or how my home is decorated. In addition, the men I am attracted to tend to be submissive (or at least in my imagination they are) and kind of pretty, so I'm even a little bit lacking in the sexual orientation area.

And now you've sucked all the funny out of my joke by forcing me to explain it! Thanx, guys.

[Pat K]

Hey you guys stop sucking on Dale's jokes.

[Sovereign Curtis]

Hey you guys stop sucking on Dale's jokes.

lmfao

[Kat Kanning]

Dave Barry is funny