Best. Legal Brief. EVAH!

[Julius Ray Hoffman]

Seriously! Read it. It's spectacular:

http://www.xbiz.com/docs/xbiz/news/115679_Letter%20to%20FCC.pdf

It's by Marc Randazza as general counsel for the gay porn site Corbin Fisher.

[KBCraig]

I never heard of Corbin Fisher, but: well played!

[Pat K]

 

[Lance]

Not exactly a brief, but still, very lulzy!

Accordingly, since Ms. Staver's complaint must be based on experience in her own
household, we demand that the FCC subject all male members of the Staver household to a
test to determine whether, indeed, one of them is susceptible to arousal by Mr. Lambert's
performance. We suggest one of two methods ...

The subjects could submit to penile plethysmography while watching a tape of the Adam
Lambert performance. Alternatively... the administration of a
convenient anal probe... Either method would do.