I'm Gonna Go With 'Wild Wendy'!

[Lloyd Danforth]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2803152/Worlds-first-sex-robot-revealed.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6963383/Foxy-Roxxxy-worlds-first-sex-robot-can-talk-about-football.html

[Lloyd Danforth]

also comes with FIVE different "personalities"

Only 5?  That is hardly realistic.

[Lloyd Danforth]

The anatomically correct robot has a fake skeleton, letting her move like a REAL woman.

Her skeleton doesn't cross my mind when I watch a 'real' woman 'move'.

[Lloyd Danforth]

She also utters different phrases depending on how she is touched.

"I've got a 'processor ache' tonight"

[dalebert]

I'll just go ahead and answer before anyone asks.

A male version of the doll, dubbed Rocky, is also planned.

No.

[Lloyd Danforth]

Not even if  he(?) performed 'Houseboy' functions?

[K. Darien Freeheart]

Link dead.

[Lloyd Danforth]

Here's another. Quick!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6963383/Foxy-Roxxxy-worlds-first-sex-robot-can-talk-about-football.html

[Raineyrocks]

Link dead.

Ha, I wonder what else will break with this one, first the link then what?!     

I could just imagine me walking in on Rick with a "sexbot" and a broken boob in his hand and what if something clamps too tight and you can't remove a crucial part of the male anatomy?