The Fashionable Dictionary

[shyfrog]

http://www.butterfliesandwheels.com/dictionary.php

Some choice definitions from the "Fashionable Dictionary"

Human nature
Fantasy. Fictitious entity, like Santa Claus or the tooth fairy or the free lunch. Humans have no nature, only culture; we can learn to fly, or live in the ocean, or echolocate, or pick things up with our trunks, if we will only concentrate.

Inclusion
The best attitude to everything, including ideas. Accept, welcome, embrace, be kind.

Inclusive
Very very nice thing to be. Loving and accepting of everyone, except of course linear thinkers, reductionists, determinists and anyone else whose opinions are dangerous

Logic
Pestiferous male invention. Probably something to do with imperialism, too.

Obfuscation
Useful move when talking to people who know more than you do.

Sheep
More attractive than you might think, really.

X
The source of special knowledge, intuition, warmth, niceness, and gossip.

Y
The source of logic, linear thinking, analysis, football, war, and not talking about Feelings; probably a mistake.

Zeitgeist
Something it is everyone's first duty to be in touch with. See fashion, edge.

[EthanLeeVita]

Sheep
More attractive than you might think, really.

Was the writer from New Zealand? 

[Pat K]

Beauty is in the eye of the BAA-Holder.