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Ha! Ha! Killed Ya Back!......Almost!

Started by Lloyd Danforth, June 11, 2010, 12:42 PM NHFT

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Lloyd Danforth

Buffalo head falls, traps man snoozing in recliner

ISLAMADORA, Fla. (AP) -- Most people would only worry about being crushed by a buffalo out in the wild. It turns out the animals can be dangerous when they're mounted on walls, too.

Monroe County Sheriff's deputies say a man in the Florida Keys had to call 911 when a stuffed water buffalo's head mounted on a wall fell on him and pinned him as he slept in a reclining chair. The sheriff's office said the call came in early Friday from the man, who could only yell his address and tell operators he had been trapped.

The man had apparently woken up when the buffalo head fell on his lap. The head was too heavy for him to lift, but the man was able to reach for his cell phone and call for help. He was taken to a hospital for treatment.

Kat Kanning

Confucius say it dangerous to sleep under buffalo.

Lloyd Danforth


Raineyrocks


Pat K

He said he was dying for some head and the genie........................

Lloyd Danforth

Gee. I hope he wasn't that 12 inch Pianist guy. It would be a Bitch to get 'two' Genie's that were hard of hearing.

Free libertarian

The late '70s Red Sox had a few members form a clique called the Buffalo Heads.  They included "heads" Bernie Carbo, Fergie Jenkins and Spaceman Bill Lee.  As far as I know this has absolutely nothing to do with the falling Buffalo head in the subject article, probably more of a commentary on gravity being the law though and my historical remembrance of the aforementioned baseball players and an affinity for their antics against their authoritarian manager.   What is the saying? If you can remember those times you weren't really there?  :P