Yay for democracy!

[Mike Barskey]

Yay for democracy! Scientists at Stanford say our behavior at the polls is influenced by the results of local sporting events (article here).

[Jared]

*VOMIT*

oh, sorry barskey, i guess the subject of your thread made me throw up in my mouth a little 

[AntonLee]

I could see that Mike.  Some people live for choosing one side with nothing worth noting over the other side that's equally worthless.

[Jim Johnson]

Yay for democracy! Scientists at Stanford say our behavior at the polls is influenced by the results of local sporting events (article here).

Inexplicably all sporting events have been moved to the night before the big vote.
Reports of game rigging are rampant.  But one woman stands in the way... 'Breaking Kerrigan's Knee' is an action packed political intrigue must see for the whole family.


What?

Nancy Kerrigan.

http://massmoments.org/moment.cfm?mid=3      ...in 1994, Nancy Kerrigan of Stoneham, Masshole was practicing for the U.S Figure Skating championships. She was leaving the ice when a man assaulted her with a club. Forced to drop out of the competition, she recovered in time to compete for the U.S. at the Olympics in Lillehammer, Norway. In February, Kerrigan joined teammate Tonya Harding at the Olympic Village. The media was in a frenzy. Kerrigan's assailant had confessed and told police that he was part of a plot involving Harding, her bodyguard, and her husband. Since Harding had not been formally charged with a crime, she was allowed to compete. She did not skate well, while Kerrigan turned in a nearly flawless performance, winning the silver medal.



Anyway.... The politicos want to rig the event so they can win the vote.  Nancy doesn't want to be part of voting which she beliefs is initiating violence.   With the help of a talking Zamboni she combats the forces of evil.

It's going to be a big, big hit.

[Pat K]

If it has a talking  Zamboni, it's a can't miss.

[Jim Johnson]

Let me know who is in for a mill.  I need about 250 people.