Crazy Wife of a Crazy Prison Guard Going Crazy

[Knowaymr]

   I am quite green at this, here cross posting this in hopes that more feedback might offer insight.

All posted on the FREETALKLIVE BBS under the same title in general.

Imagine living next to a prison guard and his equally controlling ex military wife. Now imagine they hate you and know things like....who to complain to...how to run your history...how to make the system work for them...how to get away with things and keep it just this side of legal...Like say mowing the property line every day...or reving up a motorbike while cruising the property line taking time to stop and peel out to throw dirt our way, or say letting your dogs bark a few feet from the property line for hours. I am a bad, bad man. I moved my family to the boonies, neighbors loved us, or at least loved to borrow stuff...two years later I put a jobsite trailer in the backyard and am fixin' it up. been there little over a year now, all the while bureaucrat after bureaucrat, neighbors getting pissier....lots of drama. I don't want to turn this into a book here, but If you'd like to watch the nut-job wife of a prison guard going coo coo for coco-puffs (and getting the kids in on it), here ya go. She's really really steamed cause I haven't just folded and done as I'm told. Damn me! Pay attention at the beginning, when I hear her go strait at the van I grabbed the cam. Missed her starting the blades going on the pass out with the camcorder, but am sure to find it on one of the other security camera feeds. Tape starts on the pass back, with only a couple feet you can see through, she still gets pissed, waves then gives the ole one finger salute. Happens fast gotta look close. There is some drag ass spots but editing loses credibility. IMO

Love Thy Neighbor?...Not so Much.

After reviewing the security video I found the woman coordinating an attack with her kids. She
has the daughter throwing stuff, the son gets in on it later in the vid too.   

Love thy Neighbor?....Not so much...Part2

Also, for the record it's zoned agricultural out here and there is equipment all over the place. Hell there's  a backhoe 2 drives down at THEIR friends place.

PEACE

[KBCraig]

Caltrops. 

[Knowaymr]

Caltrops. 

Haha...

Here's the back-story copied over


I am still learning the whole BBS thing, apologies if I F it up. Where to begin...we live in the country. Zoned Agricultural. On our north and east sides we are bordered by property owned by the a$$wipes that screwed us selling this house, they erected fake walls and crammed them full with fiberglass to hide leaking basement walls, they scabbed together pieces of sewer pipe around the septic tank in sand so the toilet would flush for a while, knowing the tank and field had failed. Dirty underhanded stuff. These were not the acts of financial desperation, these people are rich and live just up the road in a McMansion, they own 60+acres littered with every manner of equipment and debris. The tank and field was $7000, we had to have it pumped out every few weeks @ $300 a pop till we could have the septic done. The septic problems began just weeks after moving in. The water in the basement took much longer to show, never any outward moisture or visible staining until it all went moldy at once, about 30ft of wall 4 ft up to the seam, black as shit. Walls behind don't leak very much, but they couldn't breath. Neither could my youngest, this really steams me, 5yrs old, constantly sick, coughing, doctors visits, wheezing....went on for over a year not having a clue, once the mold shown through I tore the faux walls out completely and cleaned. I KNOW that was her problem, all symptoms were gone in weeks and she has not been sick in over a year since. She missed over 15 days that school year, not realizing that keeping her home only exposed her more.  It was a grand conspiracy of sorts, Brent & Dorothy Parker (sellers) & Brenda Parker (daughter/real estate agent/lived in the house 30 years/had to know), and the neighbors on the south side...the prison guard & family who watch EVERYTHING over here, surely noticed the backhoe going while they scabbed in those pipes. Throughout 2 of the 3.5 years we've been here the guard made like he didn't like the Parkers, looking back I think just to keep an inside ear as to what we knew. He would even make up stories to bitch about them. Now that the cats outta the bag they all openly buddy up. The real hate from the south (guard & wife) started when I brought in that jobsite trailer, up till then these guys pretended to like us. There were signs I missed, but all and all pleasant. In those 2 years, the dad and son would constantly come borrow my things or need a screw/nut/bolt/washer/tools...the wife would call on me for all manner of stuff too. During that time I helped them more times than I can count, I defended their teenage kids and friends from an illegal search when cops showed up to bust up a game of beer quarters in the back forty, saved their pool pump from self destructing when they were gone and it burst a pipe, installed their pool liner, buried their dog....custom mounted speakers in the daughters car (couple hrs) only to have them sell it days later..... it's a long list. That trailer did me a favor, even though it began this red tape hate fest, it showed me their true colors. Better an ugly truth than a pretty lie. It also gave us a spot to put all the displaced basement stuff during that ordeal. The trailer, like our property, has gotten more attractive as we progress. It's still an ugly old trailer, I am not in denial, but we moved to farm country not Beverly Hills, and unlike my crotchety neighbor, the trailer keeps looking better. They have always had a few piles of crap on their property too, junk cars/tires and such, and the Parkers have a junk yard on our other side. 4ft grass, acres of broken down junk, heavy equipment, boats (some on the dirt), delapitated buildings just a few feet from our property...you name it. The prison guard actually mows a path on the Parkers lot behind us back into that junk yard to connect their properties, so apparently all that junk is OK. Damnedest thing...if they would have just been honest and peaceful from the start, I would have moved it. Honest, my wife hated it rite from jump street, and even now only defends it from a property rights perspective. IRONY, he GAVE me a trailer back when they were still schmoozing us saying he just needed to empty it and he'd bring it over, I gave him a nearly new 10ft ladder in return ($200). Of course I delivered the ladder, months went by when I see that trailer leave on the back of someone's truck. THAT VERY DAY I began looking for a trailer cause I need one, and as luck would have it, that's when I found my redneck prize. Karma really is a bitch. At this point, I have worked on that thing for months, repairing/renovating/creating. I have 1$ invested, and my work. Everything in it has been free or bartered. It really is my 'Freedom Trailer'. It will leave here when I sell it, or drag it to the shire.  I am JUST that sort of FREAK. If we do that, bet your ass it's got a paint job in it's future. Picture a 36ft x 10ft FREESTATEPROJECT.ORG banner traveling a 1000mi from the police state of Michigan to the Shire. I am quite handy with electronics and If I can acquire the right bones, that thing could cross the country as a live pirate station/banner. Why just piss off your neighbors if you can piss of half the country? You know..."An adventure in Moving"