Naked People Abuse Their Weiner

[Jim Johnson]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45123803/ns/us_news-weird_news/#.TrBpMXKwVi5

SNELLVILLE, Ga. — A Georgia couple wandered naked in the road in search of their dachshund after giving the pooch a dose of LSD in a gummy worm, authorities say.

A police report on The Smoking Gun website says officers were called to a home on Pinehurst Road on Sunday night after reports of a man and a woman running nude on a street. When the officers knocked on the door, they were greeted by a nude man and a woman naked from the waist up in a very agitated state, the report says.

The reason for the agitation: They were upset that their dog, Oscar, was missing. They told officers that they had taken acid, smoked marijuana and drunk alcoholic beverages — and had given the dachshund LSD, the report says.

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported that police said the LSD was in a gummy worm.

The police report says that the couple were sent to a hospital for treatment, and while officers were still on the scene, the man's mother and brother arrived with Oscar, which had been hit by a car. The mother and brother wound up being bit by the injured dog and required treatment at a hospital.

Oscar was turned over to an animal control officer. The Journal-Constitution said the man's family asked that the dog be taken to a private veterinarian.

Snellville police told the newspaper that Nicholas Modrich and Jamie Hughes would face drug charges and might face animal cruelty charges.

[Tom Sawyer]

Man they sure know how to party in Georgia.   

You're tripping, high, drunk and naked... seems like they had everything they needed, why involve the dog? Ohhh, I forgot they're from Georgia. 

[Lloyd Danforth]

A human can trip on a piece of Acid that can barely be seen. How do you titrate a small enough dose for a dog?
Someone should take the dog from them after giving him an opportunity to bite them.

[Tom Sawyer]

A human can trip on a piece of Acid that can barely be seen. How do you titrate a small enough dose for a dog?
Someone should take the dog from them after giving him an opportunity to bite them.

The dosage isn't as much an issue as informed consent. If you know what is happening and you signed up for it.

Unlike the MK-Ultra crap our government funded.

The Deputy Director of the CIA revealed that over thirty universities and institutions were involved in an "extensive testing and experimentation" program which included covert drug tests on unwitting citizens "at all social levels, high and low, native Americans and foreign."

[Pat K]

They had the right to remain silent
but not the ability.
Ron White - Drunk in Public - Blue Collar comedy tour: the movie

[Lloyd Danforth]

The dosage isn't as much an issue as informed consent. If you know what is happening and you signed up for it.

Yeah! That's why he gets to bite them