I'm gonna have a piece of Strawberry-Rubarb and....

[Lloyd Danforth]

compute the area of a circle!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jonathan-m-borwein/pi-day_b_1341569.html

[Jim Johnson]

"Dummy, pie are round... cakes are square."

[Lloyd Danforth]

 

[jerry]

And

[KBCraig]

And

Now you're being irrational.

[Russell Kanning]

you are making me hungry

[Lloyd Danforth]

 

And

[Jim Johnson]

And

Just shows how some folks are brought up. 

[Tom Sawyer]

So a hillbilly gets a scholarship to college, the first in his family to achieve a higher education. When he goes home for a visit his Dad asks him "So boy, tell me somethin' you learned up at that fancy school."

His son thinks for a moment then says "Pi R squared."

The Dad smacks him across the head and says "Damn boy they ain't teachin' you nothin' right... pie are round, cornbread are square!"

[Jim Johnson]

Yes... I muffed the quote. 
In my defense my cat was biting my face.
I apologize for inciting Lloyd to dig up a picture of a truly hideous cake... and for exposing jerry's weird pie thing.

[jerry]

And

Now you're being irrational.

Nope.  Just getting real.

[KBCraig]

So a hillbilly gets a scholarship to college, the first in his family to achieve a higher education. When he goes home for a visit his Dad asks him "So boy, tell me somethin' you learned up at that fancy school."

His son thinks for a moment then says "Pi R squared."

The Dad smacks him across the head and says "Damn boy they ain't teachin' you nothin' right... pie are round, cornbread are square!"

I'm hurt. You never even told me you'd been to Polk County Arkiesaw.

[Tom Sawyer]

So a hillbilly gets a scholarship to college, the first in his family to achieve a higher education. When he goes home for a visit his Dad asks him "So boy, tell me somethin' you learned up at that fancy school."

His son thinks for a moment then says "Pi R squared."

The Dad smacks him across the head and says "Damn boy they ain't teachin' you nothin' right... pie are round, cornbread are square!"

I'm hurt. You never even told me you'd been to Polk County Arkiesaw.

I've been a lot of places... lived in Alabama for a while, but Arkiesaw... now there is one dang hillbilly place. 

[Free libertarian]

Obligatory hair pieish comment...(sorry, it's "obligatory")

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lich59xsjik&feature=player_detailpage