Can this be justified as part of Festivus?

[Jim Johnson]

OKLAHOMA CITY -- A 33-year-old Oklahoma man has been charged with killing his stepfather by giving him an "atomic wedgie" that caused the victim to suffocate on his own underwear.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/cops-man-killed-stepfather-with-atomic-wedgie/

[Free libertarian]

The perils of underwear cause legions of men to consider "going commando" ....news at 11:00 right after this important message. (think tv announcer voice)

[Jim Johnson]

I'm switching as I type.