Police: Montana Man Licked Cop's Eye While Resisting Arrrest

[Silent_Bob]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/assault/man-licks-cops-eye-786091

Meet Christopher Nicholas Hiatt.

The 34-year-old Montana man is locked up in lieu of $45,000 bond after allegedly licking the eye of a police officer seeking to arrest him Saturday night outside the Pisser's Palace tavern.

Police encountered Hiatt after he called 911 to report a theft. After discovering that Hiatt had an active arrest warrant from a neighboring county, officers sought to arrest him. According to investigators, Hiatt struggled when cops sought to handcuff him.

As officers subsequently tried to stuff Hiatt (seen above) in a patrol car, he allegedly licked one of the cop's eyes. The licking occurred in front of Pisser's Palace in Walkerville, a Butte suburb.

According to jail records, Hiatt is being held on four charges, including felony assault on a peace officer and assault with bodily fluid, a misdemeanor.

[Pat K]

Man, I hope that guy is O-K, you never know were a cop has been.

[Tom Sawyer]

Man, I hope that guy is O-K, you never know were a cop has been.

I know they smell like bacon... but, do they taste like bacon?